Signs you might be a liberal

GOP and the City | 10/5/04 | The Man

[GOP and the City]

Keep reading if you wore your official aluminum Kerry/Edwards hat during the debate. Also, if you still get your news from The Daily Show, read on. You can stop reading if you remember riding the NYC subway's during the RNC (I did). Here I go again, like Michael Moore with more facts, less fat. I give you - Part 4: You are so liberal if.

[GOP and the City]

You are so liberal, Part 4

If your VP candidate states, "you've lost your mind" if you vote for Bush...you might be a liberal.

If Michael Moore has a problem with the source of your report...you are a liberal journalist.

If your grandmother expresses her political ideals with a cane...you are a liberal

You might be a liberal if you had to sneak a crib sheet into take the Global Test

If you want to outsource America's national security to an organization, that employs a terrorist organization, you are a liberal.

If you have 20 years in the Senate, over a year on the campaign trail, with a month to go before the election and you still need to define yourself to the American public...you are a liberal with a problem.

Many more at GOP and the City

[kinsman redeemer]

Yeah, that's a good blog.

Thanks

[AmericanMade1776]

If you tour a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat... you might be a liberal.

[AmericanMade1776]

If you believe that businesses create oppression and but governments create prosperity... you might be a liberal.

[AmericanMade1776]

If you think hunters are cold-hearted people who hate animals, you might be a Liberal. And you are especially a liberal, if you think think that it is alright for John Kerry a to hunt and kill animals but not conservatives.

[AmericanMade1776]

And of course you are a liberal, if you think Al Gore won in 2000.

[AmericanMade1776]

You might be a liberal if you look like this;

[kinsman redeemer]

How about:

"If you believe the 2nd Amendment is about hunting, you are a liberal."

[AmericanMade1776]

or guns are only for the protection of liberals, then you might be a liberal

[DJ Taylor]

If you believe that, since the Clinton Gun Ban of 1994 has expired, a terrorist can now walk into a gun shop and purchase an assault weapon. I heard Kerry say just this in a campaign speech and the Kool-Aid drinkers ate it up.

There doesn't seem to be a liberal Democrat in this country who knows that assault weapons have been illegal since 1934 and still are. But then, I keep forgetting that the Democrat party is now nothing more than a loose coalition of Godless communists, socialists, traitors, criminals, perverts, race-baiters, parasites, opportunists, and the feeble minded. So, I guess that explains it.

[appalachian_dweller]

>> assault weapons have been illegal since 1934 <<

Little known fact:

Any citizen who has not been convected of a felony can purchase a fully automatic weapon. You just have to pay the $200 tax stamp and undergo a criminal background investigation.

I have many friends who own full auto weapons.