Kerry's mom's last words on her death bed: "Integrity, integrity, integrity..."
It was "seared, SEARED" into his mind...
"It was "seared, SEARED" into his mind..."
Just like the "Christmas in Cambodia Incident."
KERRY CLAIMS CHRISTMAS OF ONE A.D. SPENT AT STABLE IN BETHLEHEM
PARIS -- Speaking this morning at the Alger Hiss Old Communists' Home in Madison, Wisconsin, Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry said that he spent Christmas of 1 AD at a stable in Bethlehem where he received the backing of the Holy Family and the Three Wise Men for his run for the presidency.
A group calling itself Magi for the Truth has distributed papyrus scrolls refuting Kerry's claims. Melchior, chairman of Magi for the Truth, says that his group has notes made by Pliny the Elder that conclusively prove that Kerry was nowhere within 5000 leagues of the Holy Land during Christmas of 1 AD.
Democrat spokesman James Carville denounced Magi for the Truth as a group of "right-wing religious fanatics who are in bed with the Republican National Committee and the State of Israel." William Grim