List Of People BY SAT SCORE. (W, Kerry, Clinton LOL)

Free Dictionary.Com ^ | 10/17/04 | jwalsh07

[jwalsh07]

List of people by SAT score. Check out Jhengis Johnny and the Slickster. Al Gore evidently had somebody take the SAT's for him because nobody acquires that much stupid.

[Publius6961]

The most stupid ones make the most noise, starting with the vicious, nasty Janeane Garofalo, closely followed by the rabid Al Franken and John Kerry.

Oh Lordy, have you got that right.
I have no idea what my SAT score is; in any case it was a very long time ago. But I still get a lot of mileage out of this game:

Whenever a legend-in-his-own-mind starts in on me I do two things: announce that my SAT score was only 378. And challenge him to go on line and pick a random IQ test that we can both take and compare results.

It's a lose-lose proposition for the dweeb.

[wardaddy]

I think when I took the ACT in 74 that the max score was 34 or 35.

I know the LSAT has changed their scoring ...when I took it in 80, anything north of 700 was great.

[Publius6961]

By asking the people involved. The website makes clear that the scores are "unverified" but most of them are from the mouths of the people listed.

A plausible enough explanation, except for one thing:

Why would anyone admit to an SAT score under 900?

[jwalsh07]

I think the answer to your question is obvious. Think about it. LOL

[Publius6961]

Point taken.

[Trepz]

I went to HS with a guy who scored 1600, TIWCE He took the test two years in a row and scored 1600 on both.

[Lady Jag]

I don't see my name....

They took off the top names because they were all FReepers.

[Lady Jag]

I knew Howard would take up the stern!

[zeaal]

In our local HS we had a gal score 1600 two years ago and her brother score at 1600 last year.

[Tijeras_Slim]

LOL, but how do we explain Gore?

All that weed in Divinity School took its toll.

[LiberalsScareMe]

LOL about Gore and his weed.

I do have one concern about these reported scores- When I took the SAT in 88, scores were reported in increments of 10 points. That means that some of the scores on the list can't be right. Does anyone here know if they changed the scoring over the years?

[joevberry333]

I guess im a Stupe compared to Gore....LOL...My Sat was only 1100.
Poor me, can I ever be President with such a low score compared to Gore?
All kidding aside--who took Gore's test for him? He surely isnt that smart.

[wardaddy]

How successful has he been in life.

IQ helps but is no guarantee....drive is either innate or not.

[NittanyLion]

Not a chance this is right. Garafalo and Franken's scores appear vastly inflated.

[jwalsh07]

LOL.

[jwalsh07]

I do have one concern about these reported scores- When I took the SAT in 88, scores were reported in increments of 10 points. That means that some of the scores on the list can't be right. Does anyone here know if they changed the scoring over the years?

I took them in '68, scores were reported in increments of 1.

[Trepz]

How successful, I could not say. Have not seen him in 40+ years.

[wardaddy]

dang...you're older than me...a rarity on this board these days where I feel like the average age is around 25-27.

[Mac017]

these kind of lists are invariably made up. Good for a laugh though.

[RabidBartender]

I wonder if the Doonesbury loser will make a comic strip out of this. /sarcasm