DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-04 (CIVIL WAR: Keith Olbermann vs Bev Harris)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[6ppc]

Bump...BTW...what tapes are they talking about?

[wasp69]

Boy, the ant farm is all atwitter today, isn't it?

[queenkathy]

There was a thread on DU yesterday that I gather was from the person who did the Bush/Hitler ad and he was just slamming bev harris. Talking about how he'd dumped big $$ into her documentary and even mortgaged his house and after a 4 hour lunch she ditched him. Why did she bother to get a media person. According to her she has so much emal and voicemail still to contend with. What is her paid help doing?

[queenkathy]

Is that Bev harris? How could she fit in a trash can as she allegedly jumped in to find polling sheets with names that didn't match..so on and so on

[queenkathy]

The surgery? Nope, they couldn't find a monkey willing to give up his brain for ko...

[snarkytart]

>>BH: "I think a producer will get canned, and that perhaps this producer, who perhaps called and got "voicemail full" embellished her own work to make it sound like she'd done more than she had."<<<

Puhlease

This bitch is really full of herself. As if Olbermann would fire his producer over stupid Bev Harris.

[snarkytart]

>>Her real agenda is, of course, those old hardy perennials: money & fame<<

Yep, I agree. Wouldn't she make herself more useful to the world if she started doing porno for men who like chubby chicks. That way she would accomplish her desire for cash and fame! You heard me.:)

[wasp69]

Hey, PJ, you might want to get a load of this.

[Buck W.]

Update:

DU has BANNED Bev Harris from posting! Yes, that DU!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x108750

[wasp69]

Sorry, make that this.

[KillBill]

Wow.

This is incredible.

Apparently the DU'ers have discovered someone too crazy for them even.

I think this is just the "broken clock being right twice a day", but maybe some of them are coming to their senses ... hahaha, yeah right.

[506trooper]

Awesome link....thanks.

[Mr. Silverback]

We are not making a documentary.

So Bev and her cronies claim they are finding vote fraud that amounts to a stolen election...but they can't provide evidence to the one interested journalist with the clock ticking down to Electoral certification.

Soooooo...two possibilities:

1. Bev and company are smart enough to really find massive vote fraud no one else saw, but are so stupid and/or apathetic that they plan to hang onto their evidence while America becomes a Banana Republic run by President Chimpy.

2. Bev is playing the DU crowd for suckers so she can rack up some free bucks.

I bet I know which posibility P.T.Barnum would believe...

[Mr. Silverback]

Strangely, Bev Harris looks exactly like I pictured her.

[Mr. Silverback]

That graphic is a hoot!

And by the way, I forgot to thank you in that other thread about the explanation of the "fruit salad" on your chest. Thanks for serving, and for satisfying my curiousity.

[Mr. Silverback]

She has no time to do interviews or answer her voice mail but she has time to post messages at DU to influence her powerless disciples. Uh huh. I get it.

Well, you go where the moeny is...

[Mr. Silverback]

Yeah. That Bush. It's disconcerting how smart a moron is! 3 & 1/2 million more votes than Kerry. But Kerry, in their reality, won in a landslide. DUmmies certainly isn't a misnomer.

Yeah, I mean, can't they stop and think for a minute and reealize how difficult it is to commit undetected vote fraud? There's a reason there have only been two Presidential elections in the past 100 years with allegations of serious fraud, and that's because it's virtually impossible to steal large numbers of votes!

[Mr. Silverback]

She's from New Jersey and doesn't fall for scams easily.

No offense to any New Jerseyite Freepers, but what the heck is it about people in New Jersey that they think they're more street smart than anyone else on the planet?

Although I'll admit, I had a sales manager from Jersey once who was the freakin' avatar of street smarts.

[PatriotGirl827]

I think you've summed that up pretty well, Mr. Silverback!