Skip to comments.Attention Men! "Very Liberal" women on Match.com waiting to hear from you!
Posted on 12/05/2004 10:32:14 AM PST by Uncledave
Here's volume two of what will be a regular contribution from me. Let me know if you want on the ping list. Volume 1 at end of message.
These are authentic snips from self-described "Very Liberal" women on Match.com, any one of which is guaranteed to offer you a thrilling time. Actual user names given in case you wish to get in touch.
These ladies won't stay single for long. ACT! NOW! (puns intended)
"I'm a nursery school director. The kids are little and fascinating. It is not perhaps a normal school. I'm grooming future revolutionaries."
"Politics: Very Liberal...Income: Less Than $25,000...Turn-ons: Dancing, Power, Money"
I am a college teacher/writer (poet) by trade...I don't like religion and I'm deeply disturbed by the republican party. If I could I would become an organic farmer or an archaeologist or a classics scholar...I've [been] to Paris twice and I'm starting to like it there...Last read: a book called The Muslim Discovery of Europe by Bernard Lewis."
"I'm still getting over this last election, trying to remember what fun is...The 60s still lives in me."
"On the other hand, I'm someone who reads alot, from The New Yorker to the Times to fiction."
"I do research on urban violence and write a bit about political violence. I'm interested in how individual psychology combines with factors in the social world to produce violent events."
"Faith: I am a non-practicing, cultural Jew. I was educated in a Quaker school. Religions fascinate me, but mostly because so many of them have created so much turmoil, pain and suffering in the world."
"M.S. in Journalism, Columbia University, NY...Open-minded, ambitious journalist looking for spirited conversationalist...When I'm not at the movies, I'm usually arguing about books & international politics or running around Manhattan...Non-Americans are preferred, unless you have never watched ESPN in your life"
"I read the Nation on a weekly basis. I find it's the best way to understand what's really going on in our country"
"Job: I'm an independent performing singer-songwriter working my way out of needing a dayjob...my background is culturally Jewish, but my heart is in Mindfulness and Buddhism."
"I'd like to think I'm open minded enough to not form a negative opinion of someone based on a photo or an answer to a silly question...What I dislike about internet dating is the risk of instant judgment...If you support Bush and the Republicans, don't waste your time with me."
"I work as an advocate for social and economic justice...Given the fact that I am interested in men my age and older, and so many of those men are primarily interested in women around my daughter's age, and the guys her age fantasize about older women, you'de think I'd do the logical thing and take up with a younger man...I don't need to join match.com to have sex and I don't buy into the argument that you have to make love first to see if there is a good match. "
"For fun: I go to movies, cook colorful foods, check the stock market, work to unseat George Bush"
"I'll be able to deal with most of what life can throw at me...I hate arguments -- I know that they are necessary and unavoidable at times, but I cannot live with too much tension around me"
"For fun I'm a documentary maker, making movies about left social issues and politics. I shoot and edit movies because I think an individual and human voice needs to counter the media."
"Contemplating a move abroad to a country that spends its resources on people instead of bullets...Once had a country house with an English garden, friends at dinner arguing American politics. I want to recreate that."
"I voted for Gore, didnt everyone?"
"Things I enjoy are music, the promise of visiting far-flung lands, hanging out with my friends at a bar or on a curb wondering how much of the Administration we can take before we have to expatriate ourselves...I envy the more humane work ethic practiced in most other first world nations; Americans definitely work too hard...For fun I like to sit on bar stools and bash the Bush administration. I also like to drink fine red wine while eating manchego and quince at seaside cafes on Spain's Mediterranean coast. Favorite hot spots: any crumbling facade in Europe or Northern Africa."
"I see myself as a compassionate person with a strong social conscience...I enjoy gatecrashing the latest pseudo-celebrity event at Soho House."
"I am a professor and have a private practice in psychotherapy...I've lived in Europe for a number of years and feel that I understand Europeans."
"If I have a religion, it's a firm belief in 'do the right thing'....Another thing that wont work is if youre a Republican, compassionate, conservative or otherwise."
"Being Jewish is very important to me...am only looking for someone Jewish so please don't write if you are not...I am not really religious or even practicing.
"I am a voice over actor. I am also an animal activist part-time...You should know that I am also Vegan. That means that I don't eat or buy anything that comes from an animal."
"gay men love me"
"I'm a bit lonely since I split with my husband."
"I am very interested in politics and when I am not out promoting my tree-hugging, granola-crunching, commie-pinko agenda, I am active in a couple of bicycling and dog rescue groups...Favorite things: vegan cheesecake with tofu whipped cream"
"The NY Times keeps me up with the world...Liberal to leftish, and aware that different cultures (say, the French....) may have different ways of seeing the world...And, in the 80s I spent quite a bit of time in Nicaragua (you remember the Sandinistas, si?)"
"Please no short, fat, old balding men...though I am a feminist, preferably someone I don't end up having to support...I'm a vegetarian...Faith: Spiritual but not religious I've been everything, from a Bible teacher to a cult member to an Athiest."
"seeking male version of self"
"Last read: I'm in the middle of Killing Rage- ending racism by belle hooks...J'adore Paris (probably one of my favorite places in the world)."
"I love all things British and would spend the 4th of July weeping and wearing black if I didn't have such a damn good view of the fireworks from my roof."
"you're seriously contemplating leaving the country now that dubbya the wonder chimp stole another election...
"Do you have a Canadian or EU-country passport? Let's talk. Canada, Holland, France, Italy... I'm open to suggestions...If you currently reside in or are willing to consider living in a country other than the US where freedom and civil liberties still exist, then lets talk. Im looking for someone whos interested in exploring alternatives. Bush supporters need not apply....My ideal match is a vegetarian/vegan animal lover. (Although I'm beginning to think that as long as we had a vegetarian household in the future that would suffice.)...A man who does not want (any more) children or might want to adopt children...I love to travel - especially to France"
Volume 1: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/981403/posts
Liberal chicks are easy.
Yikes. I'll wager that every one of those...creatures...has 10-foot-pole marks all over their bodies.
And Conservative girls are KiNkY. Woot!
With an income of less than $25k, she means other people's money!!!!!
D'oh -- "Waiting to hear *FROM* you"
Don't blame THAT on the Republican Party, I'm sure that she can take some of the credit for being disturbed.
TRANSLATION: "I'm over 60 with a drug-addled memory."
With liberals, it's always other people's money they're interested in.
Sublime stereotype alert!!!
Liberals are more than I can handle.
LOL! Now, THAT'S funny!
lol.....and this creature is trying to attract guys?
That reminds me. I have to kiss my wife and thank her for not being one of these women.
"Let's abort a fetus together...."
Here's some abnormal psychology she could investigate to study political violence...
Brownshirts For Kerry deserve an investigation. Preferably Federal...
Yet another JewBu.
Sounds positively schizophrenic.
Perfect. ....And I suspect if this female read her add a hundred times she'd still be unable to locate the inconsistency.
My Ex was one of those women!
Here you go everyone. Make an instant judgment.
Why not simply say "I read a lot of fiction" ?
"I'm still getting over this last election, trying to remember what fun is...The 60s still lives in me."
Any crumbling facade? Like their foriegn policy? Or just their overall credibility?
Engaging in wishful thinking with the first sentence, but she finally breaks down.
The 60s still lives in me
"...For fun I like to sit on bar stools and bash the Bush administration."
AHHHH!!! My eyes! My EYES!@#$%
Although I'm recently divorced (available, ladies!), I don't see myself lowering my standards that much.
I know -- makes you wonder if they actually re-read what they've written, or just free associate.
"every one of those...creatures...has 10-foot-pole marks all over their bodies"
As a bachelor age 47 very interested in marriage, I check out the very first indicator of the "straightness" of the sites I consider joining as follows: If the little chooser boxes let you say I'm Male seeking....and it doesn't automatically go to FEMALE but would let me seek males (or be SOUGHT by males, I'm outta there! Just like for the election, (national defense and) moral issues top my list. Great mind, great smile...the rest is frosting on the cake.
Pardon me while I go poke my eyes out with a fork.
Which way up is the bar stool?
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LOL! Perfect assist.
Son, you're gonna need more than that.
Best thing that every happened to me. My new girlfriend is part of the VRWC -- what a difference.
I'll bet they're on FR right now, trolling, hoping some Moderator will ZOT! them over and over again until they can't move. I even think a lot of us -- yes, us -- studly FReepers have our own legions of liberal women desperate for our next witty utterance.
Your picture proves the maxim that 'everything is relative.'
When you look at each of those women from left to right, by the time you get to 'door number four,' she looks like she's in pretty good shape.
By the way, in regard to 'door number three,' that is the first belly button I've ever seen that was bigger than the owner's mouth.
No prob..you just roll them in flour and look for the wet spot..
Good indicators, I'd say. As an aside, I think you might find these links of interest. Wish I could vouch for a particular one, but I've been off the market for years now. I managed to luck out and win the heart of the daughter of a U.S. Marine. :o)
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