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DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Ohio certifies it electoral votes for Bush today and you would think that the DUmmies would be in the depths of Depression. But no! Take a look at this DUmmie THREAD where the DUmmies are haveing orgasms of delight over....just WHAT???? Nothing specific only some FEELING that vote fraud in Ohio will suddenly be proved and that states electoral votes and the election victory will be given to John Kerry. Let us now take an acid trip down Fantasy Lane with the DUmmies as they leap for joy even as their last hope is about to die out. As usual, the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, feeling as if he is sitting in an analyst's chair is in the [brackets]:

I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

No matter what we find the courts will rule in favor of their new masters. Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen, but this government decided the outcome months ago and will not allow such matters to divert it.

[Our court system has this strange little idiosyncrasy. They demand that you present evidence, not fantasy.]

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

[Yeah but you need your orderly's approval to even leave your ward.]

We wouldn't have to call 'smirking chimp boy' President for the next four years, and everyone will know why.

[Good question. WHY???? WHY are the DUmmies suddenly have votergasms on the very day that Ohio's electoral votes are certified for Bush? Thus far in this thread I've seen not a shred of evidence of vote fraud presented. Or perhaps you merely visualized your own reality of vote fraud.]

This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition. At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

[What about the blow that landed on your head?]

Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.

[Yes. Mass delusional insanity amongst the DUmmies.]

I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.

[May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.]

We're starting to see a multitude of organizations trying to shut down the discussion. They are ramping it up to shut us down.

[Or, more likely, laugh you out of existence.]

There is a kind of "tipping point" that may make something happen fairly swiftly. If the entire Bushco regime begins to look just too too dirty entire networks will need to distance themselves in a real hurry - if only for classic market reasons.

[The tipping point of your rationality was already reached long, long ago...and in another galaxy.]

And slowly but slowly he and his personal band of "evil doers" will lose all trust of the people. It will be slow but it will be brutal. They have come so close to having it all, in fact they may still get away with it, but if they do not their downfall will be large and loud. The best part will be the total discrediting of each and every one of them and the fact that we can finally fix our system of election so that we can again really elect our leaders. I continue to have visions of orange jumpsuits, it is about the only thing that makes me smile these days.

[That smile will be wiped off your face once you see that the person wearing that jumpsuit is Bev Harris who will be frogwalked into jail for fraud.]

We are not out to sway the government. We are not out to try and convince them "oh pleaseeee, government, we know you did it, oh Pleasssssse admit you did something wrong and leave? Oh prettttty pleasseeeee government".... Not exactly what we are out to do I wouldn't think. No. We will not sway them, we will convict them. We will not ask them to leave, we will have authorities do it via handcuffs. We will not fail in our mission. We will not fail our democracy. So help us God.

[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: crackheads; dummies; hippies; ohio; retards; scum
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This is a fresh DUmmie thread so it might take them awhile before they realize they've been DUFUed. Therefore feel free to post any new DUmmie comments that you find on that thread of delusion.

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1 posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/06/2004 11:42:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/06/2004 11:43:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4 posted on 12/06/2004 11:43:25 AM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

O Good Lord.

PJ, this time I think you've gone too far....I might be permanently turned off.

5 posted on 12/06/2004 11:46:36 AM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list. I nominate this one for hall of fame runner up:

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

LOLOL


6 posted on 12/06/2004 11:48:12 AM PST by Annie03
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To: PJ-Comix

Drink the Kool Aid.

DRINK the Kool Aid!

DRINK THE KOOL AID!!!!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 12/06/2004 11:49:53 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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To: PJ-Comix

This is hugh. And series.


8 posted on 12/06/2004 11:50:07 AM PST by aliquis
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!

Presumably, he/she/it will be shrieking "YEEEEAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!" at the precise, split-second, Dean-approved instant of blis. :)

9 posted on 12/06/2004 11:50:27 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: PJ-Comix
Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

Sounds like your head just exploded, DUmmie.
10 posted on 12/06/2004 11:50:39 AM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: Petronski

PETRONSKI!

All better?

11 posted on 12/06/2004 11:50:44 AM PST by Shryke
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To: PJ-Comix
This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition.

Sounds more like a battle of excrements and urination to me, DUmmie.
12 posted on 12/06/2004 11:52:54 AM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: PJ-Comix
Thank you for the post. Too Funny
13 posted on 12/06/2004 11:54:13 AM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: PJ-Comix

Was reading this one earlier in the belly of the beast; definitely a classic!!


14 posted on 12/06/2004 11:54:39 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: Petronski
[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

You probably stopped reading at this point....right? :)

15 posted on 12/06/2004 11:55:21 AM PST by fritzz (Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers)
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To: PJ-Comix

I asked on an earlier thread if they know about these threads of yours. If they're whining, what are they saying?

Not that these threads aren't funny enough as they are, but I'm still in the "Gloat" phase.

Thanks for the ping. Keep up the great work. They need to be laughed at.


16 posted on 12/06/2004 11:55:54 AM PST by RandallFlagg (FReepers, Do NOT let the voter fraud stories die!!!! (Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name))
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.

Explains this guy's problem.

When you look at this thread I didn't see one shread of evidence but they are proof of better living through chemicals.


17 posted on 12/06/2004 11:56:42 AM PST by MadAnthony1776
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To: PJ-Comix
"[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]"

Seconded. LOL!

18 posted on 12/06/2004 11:57:37 AM PST by groanup (Rats are afraid of the light so spread a little sunshine.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you, PJ! I needed a break from my workload statistics.

They are DUmmies, hear them ROAR!!!


19 posted on 12/06/2004 11:57:40 AM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop it! No, really, I mean it. Tears rolling down my cheeks, can't see straight, need oxygen! Do the DUmmies know just how funny they truly are? how do they manage to live in this world? Oh yeah, THEY DON'T!


20 posted on 12/06/2004 11:58:03 AM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: Shryke
Taste the insanity.

Warning: link leads to the belly of the beast.

21 posted on 12/06/2004 11:58:38 AM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Surmise surmise surmise. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
22 posted on 12/06/2004 11:58:54 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: Annie03

They just can't understand that there has to be a loser. They think if they lose then somebody cheated. They had 8 years of Clinton and we win a few elections and they holler voter fraud! Its really frustrating.


23 posted on 12/06/2004 12:01:10 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: MadAnthony1776

This person needs TaRAYzaaah's recipe for rumatizz medicine


24 posted on 12/06/2004 12:01:21 PM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: randog
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
25 posted on 12/06/2004 12:04:24 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: beckysueb

Yes, frustrating. I always envision them as a bunch of overgrown 2yos throwing a tantrum. Or I think of that scene in the Passion of Satan screaming in He!!. Then I can laugh :)


26 posted on 12/06/2004 12:04:27 PM PST by Annie03
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To: PJ-Comix

I think it 'cause a fed judge just approved a full recount of Ohio.


27 posted on 12/06/2004 12:05:39 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Petronski

They are sinking furthur and furthur into the rathole.


28 posted on 12/06/2004 12:06:06 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]"

Too funny! What time does Ohio certify today? Wouldn't want to miss the DUFU when that happens.


29 posted on 12/06/2004 12:07:30 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: shield

Good grief! How much does Bush have to win by to not warrant a recount!


30 posted on 12/06/2004 12:08:17 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Michael Medved is asking for callers who think the election isn't over.

Just a heads up, should be interesting.


31 posted on 12/06/2004 12:11:34 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://rawstory.com/images/pdfs/CC_Affidavit_120604.pdf

FWIW - According to DU: This is a link (from DU) to a blog that purports to have a notarized statement from a programmer claiming to have written fraud software from the Republicans. This affidavit is supposedly the big thing that will start unraveling the evildoers (Bush et al).

You will note that the last page is different (has color, it clearer) from the first 3 pages. According to the blogster, this is because there was color on the last page (notary seal and signature) that caused the "auto" function in scanning to show color.


32 posted on 12/06/2004 12:15:22 PM PST by berkeleybeej
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To: PJ-Comix
Man, the DUmmies have really gone into the nth dimensions of insane delusion. This is just hilarious.

Thank you P-J Comix, and please write your DUFU book soon. I will be the first to buy it.

33 posted on 12/06/2004 12:16:14 PM PST by jveritas
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To: berkeleybeej
oops - fraud software from FOR the Republicans
34 posted on 12/06/2004 12:17:36 PM PST by berkeleybeej
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To: shield
A ruling by U.S. District Judge Edmund A. Sargus Jr. on Friday, rejecting Delaware County's attempt to stop a recount, paved the way for it to begin after Ohio's electors meet on Dec. 13.

Is this story from the WaPo what you mean? Or do you have new info about a Fed judge approving a full recount of Ohio?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1295214/posts

35 posted on 12/06/2004 12:19:14 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: randog
"We will plow through any obstacles in our way."

My $$$ is on that nasty 'brick wall of reality'...

Then again...whats harder? A D.U.mmies head, or a brick wall?
36 posted on 12/06/2004 12:22:11 PM PST by 45semi (Man has only those rights he can defend...)
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To: beckysueb

In order to avoid an automatic recount in Ohio, President Bush needs to win by a margin larger more than 0.25% of the total vote cast that corresponds to 14,000 vote margin. In the final and official vote tally President Bush margin over Kerry is 118,775 votes.


37 posted on 12/06/2004 12:25:17 PM PST by jveritas
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To: beckysueb
Sounds like a clintoon appointee....I too think it as outrageous as it gets. Hopefully the Republicans have they're guns loaded for this recount. Wonder if they don't have same guns loaded to unload in Mich & PA?
38 posted on 12/06/2004 12:25:27 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: shield
Okay, got it.

FEDERAL JUDGE RULES THAT OHIO RECOUNT WILL GO FORWARD IN ALL COUNTIES

Just damn.

39 posted on 12/06/2004 12:26:19 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

My first thought was "They really are insane." But I guess that they are expecting a last-minute Capricorn One style reveal of the dastardly Rethug conspiracy before the electors can be certified. Now, if they are still in this mood tomorrow, then they're nuts for sure.

Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen,

Finding people to listen is the tough part. Just ask any guy who believes JFK was bumped off by aliens.

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable.

Dying laughing...send help...

Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.

Perhaps if you offered any evidence, even fake evidence, this would happen! The closest you all got was when Peter Jennings did a story on your delusional rantings just to make sure they were well and truly debunked. You might as well be telling the public that Bush is a Martian, you have offered just as much evidence for that assertion as you have for the charge that the election was stolen!

They are ramping it up to shut us down.

And this person types this on a message board that is the gathering place for a national group of socialists and never appreciates the irony.

40 posted on 12/06/2004 12:31:14 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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To: lonevoice

Any recount that is not completed by Dec/7th is not legtimate and has zero effect on the outcome of the Presidency.


41 posted on 12/06/2004 12:31:28 PM PST by jveritas
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To: Petronski

Holy Cow! What a rant/rage that DUmmie was on. They are just losing it lately.


42 posted on 12/06/2004 12:31:38 PM PST by Amityschild (Taglines are overrated)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've been spending way too much time at DU lately. It's just so fascinating.

One of my favorite recurring sentiments there is "Why are Americans sitting at home fat and dumb and happy while Ukrainians are in the streets?" Answer: because the Ukrainians actually have a case that their election was stolen, while nobody but you believes your insane rantings.

43 posted on 12/06/2004 12:38:17 PM PST by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: jveritas

You can't be the first to buy PJ's book. Weeks ago I ordered a box of them for next Christmas. You can be next in line. ;9)


44 posted on 12/06/2004 12:38:22 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Petronski
Notice the contradiction in this gem:

EVERYBODY VOTES. You don't vote-you don't DRIVE, and if that doesn't work, we find a "privilege" to take away that WILL WORK. VOTING IS THE RESPONSIBILITY A FREE CITIZEN TAKES ON TO BE A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. IT IS NO LONGER OPTIONAL.

Talk about confused.

45 posted on 12/06/2004 12:40:59 PM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Politicalities

Medveds callers are clearly DUmmies. They're using all the same terminology. Their proof is in the exit polls and Diebold machines. Ive even heard the word "surmise".


46 posted on 12/06/2004 12:42:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmmy's version:
At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

My version:
At not time do I expect a single blow to be landed.

Anybody want to take sides?
47 posted on 12/06/2004 12:44:31 PM PST by tjwmason ("For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!")
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To: lonevoice

I'm not sure...I was so discussed when I read it...I paid no further attention to it except to get sick at my stomach.


48 posted on 12/06/2004 12:47:48 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: lonevoice

Yep....I thought I was reading that thread right. When is this kinda crap going to stop? Guess skerry is trying to please the sorry rats so in 4 yrs he can make a run for it again....besides he's got to spend the monies left for these recounts!!!


50 posted on 12/06/2004 12:52:17 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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