Sorry buddy, you're about twenty years too late.
Randy Rhodes RIP
Posted on 12/17/2004 7:38:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Best $20K Karl Rove and Richard Mellon Schaife ever spent.
No problem. My pleasure.
Interesting Names on the petition for a Nationwide Recount:
Jimmy Carter is a loser
Monica "Lips" Lewinsky
rachelle ward
I'M TIMMY!!! m n wheechair TIMMY!!!!
Kerry is a Fucking Asshole
Ronald Urbassik
Paula Lowry
Mo B. Dick
Mike Arnold
Carl R. Jackson
Matt Drudge
Cartman and Kyle
Adolf Hitler
Valerie Allen
Bev 'send me money' Harris
hanoi john lied and good men died.
Drew Patterson
Robert Bixby
DUped DUmmie
Imawiner N Aloozer
Karlo el Architecto Fantastico
Vince Mosca
DU IS DESPERATE NEED THERAPY
But where's "Jack Meehof" and who's "Dick Hertz"?
[This will add one salary, and will add fixed cost for office space and additional accounting. In addition, we need to bring in a development director to write grant proposals and set up a permanent fund raising structure.]
The second part of the scam! The writing of grants is to get federal money. Now she is scaming the taxpayer!
I think I will invent something just for the Dummies. The DIMOMETER (Patent Pending). It will detect fraud by voice stress by use of a single LED bulb connected to micro compressed tin foil. The brighter it glows the safer it is to make a decision. It will also feature non rechargeable batteries in a sealed unit to be enviromentally friendly. Battery life will be advertised to be good for 20 years.
I can see my millions already!
I wonder what she pays for an ISP? If I were only one day's pay away from being homeless (and my, my, her landlord must be fast with evictions!) I wouldn't be twaddling my precious cash away on the Web...
kerry abandonded us.
and now maybe we should get some shit straight as far as : who is "us", and who is "Them".
"we" were abandonded at the first sign of trouble.
"they", as far as this board is concerned, banned any folks that think like I do as "troublemakers".
"we" are moderate democrats, that are here; more than willing to help for the cause.
so maybe "you" ought to get with the fucking program.
"WE" are here.
Are you?
I know I'm really out of it because I never heard of Bev Harris or BBV until weeks after the election. Am I reading correctly that Bev Harris was associated with the website Talion.com, which you suspect is (or was) part of the opposition research arm of the DNC? If Harris was part of Talion, is she some rogue agent who saw the possibilities of fleecing the Dummies because of Talion's set-up and went off on her own, or is this some semi-official plan by the DNC to shake down their own constituents post-election?
Another box of money was found in the offices of Central Fiduciary Fidelity Financial Faith and Trust (CFFFF&T) today, as its audit entered its second week. Observers said that the box, about two feet high by two feet wide and three feet long appeared to be stuffed full of bills but they were unable to guess the numbers or the denomination. The audit, which many believe to be unneeded, was called by the managers of a defunct savings and loan in response to the demands from their customers, some of whom claim to have lost their life's savings.
This is the fifth such box identified at CFFFF&T, though there is as of yet no official word on how much money has been found in total. Bank officials issued a statement last Wednesday when the fourth box was found, saying that manually counting the money is a waste of time, but will be done if there is sufficient pressure from the media.
There have been widespread rumours floating around the internet for months, claiming that the nation's banking system is in serious trouble. Many of them point to incidents such as these as supporting their claims. Banking industry analysts however have repeatedly said that it was not uncommon for boxes of money to turn up in various corners of busy banks, and the alarmists who say otherwise or claim that it points to a bigger problem are just crackpots. CFFFF&T President Karl Blackwell agrees.
"They just aren't seeing the bigger picture" Blackwell told Faze The Nation Friday. "Banks are in no way close to collapsing. In fact, many banks are reporting record profits for the tenth year running. People need to just keep making deposits and leave the boring details to us professionals. We professionals? Whatever."
In any case, no one expects the total amount of money found to be anywhere near enough to affect the banks financial statements, which were filed amidst great ceremony last Friday at a lavish party held in honor of the bank's current accounting firm, Outron, Rove and Lark.
Banking industry critics also point to problems such as the recent payday backlog in Ohio, where some banking customers had to wait for up to ten hours in freezing rain to cash their paychecks, especially in poorer neighborhoods. They claim that many customers couldn't wait that long and were forced to leave without cashing their paychecks, and that others who did wait were turned away or had their checks taken from them because they were at the wrong window. Some even go as far as to suggest that this represents an unearned windfall for the banks.
Industry watchers dismiss such claims as mere speculation. "No one know for sure that people left without cashing their checks," explained one expert who asked to remain anonymous. "They are just basing the theory that the banks somehow benefited from keeping people from cashing their checks on abstruse statistical arguments. There is absolutely no evidence of fraud. We've been very careful about that. Besides, if they couldn't make it that day, there'll be another payday in, what, just under two years. They can cash their checks then."
Most people agree with the experts. But not everyone.
Some fringe critics are even calling for a total rework of the banking system, to more resemble the nations electoral process where detailed paper records are kept of every vote and there is an elaborate system of checks and balances. A spokesperson for Piebald Industries, which makes both voting machines and ATMs calls such demands unreasonable.
"A paper trail for every deposit and withdrawal? Receipts? Automatic and transparent auditing? I don't think the people demanding such things realize how much it would all cost," he said. "And given the insignificance of most ATM transactions, it hardly seems worth it. After all, it's only money. It's not like we're talking about control of the free world or anything here."
Sorry buddy, you're about twenty years too late.
Randy Rhodes RIP
Imawiner N Aloozer
That's mine!
Most of the DUmmies refuse to see the light, don't they?
What a bunch of dupes.....
Thank you for the info and for filling me in on Harris' background. I'm even more out of it than I thought I was!
"...the drama makes us all seem like we have followed a rat charmer out of the hamlet"
Heh-heh...the unconscious never lies. Should be 'rat charmer though.
I normally don't watch much Court TV (I'm already bored by the Michael Jackson trial and it hasn't even started yet) but when Bev is indicted, I will follow her case and trial avidly on Court TV. Most likely Randi Rhodes will be subpoenaed to testify in this trial.
Bev barged on of the Florida Election Supervisors meeting in Orlando and served her phony paper on the stage to Teresa LePore. Then she videotaped, for the documentary she is NOT making, the angry reactions of the supervisors.
"My salary is $60,000 per year, about half what I was making before I took on this mission."
What an unbelievable lie. If anyone has heard this woman, you can tell she isn't exactly all there and isn't intelligent at all. I suspect she meant it's twice what she made before.
My all time favorite thread!! Been waiting all evening for an new DUmmy Funny! Please don't ever stop..
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