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You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...
Hundred Percenter ^ | 12-28-04 | Dashing Dasher

Posted on 12/28/2004 10:20:30 PM PST by Dashing Dasher

You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase "left wing moonbat" is properly defined. (Don't we all?)
The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at.
Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference.





TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: moonbat
Thought it would be fun to lighten up the conversations for a moment.

Saw this and had to share.

1 posted on 12/28/2004 10:20:31 PM PST by Dashing Dasher
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To: Dashing Dasher

You may be a Left-wing MoonBat if this list of "You may be a Left-Wing MoonBat if..." items offends you...


2 posted on 12/28/2004 10:22:47 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

I loved that list - hope others enjoy it also.


3 posted on 12/28/2004 10:24:09 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

You got me on that one. I think Howard Dean would be the greatest DNC chairman since Terry McAwful. Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeagggggggggghhh!


4 posted on 12/28/2004 10:28:12 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: DeFault User
I'll see your moonbat and raise you twelve.


5 posted on 12/28/2004 10:31:53 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I noticed over at the DUmp they are proud of it too! LOL


6 posted on 12/28/2004 10:34:00 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
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To: Repub4bush

They are...
I don't think they understand it yet.

Give me until morning... I'll burst their bubble then.

;-)

(I haven't had this much fun since prank phone calls when I was ten)


7 posted on 12/28/2004 10:37:08 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Chieftain

LOL. Thanks.

" You may be a left wing Moonbat if you think the UN is the answer to the world's problems. "

" You may be a left wing Moonbat if you think the NRA is evil and the NEA is the answer to our future."


8 posted on 12/28/2004 10:38:31 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Move the UN to Paris...NOW!!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Repub4bush

Terry and Howard could have a contest to see how much blood they can suck out of the DNC...... although the corpse is looking rather pale and lifeless now.


9 posted on 12/28/2004 10:40:33 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oh hurry, before the thread is buried over yon....LOL


10 posted on 12/28/2004 10:42:26 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Bill Moyers is a centrist.
11 posted on 12/28/2004 10:42:41 PM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much inane, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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To: 506trooper
You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Noam Chomsky is a hero and patriot!
12 posted on 12/28/2004 10:48:19 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You might be a LEFT WING MOON BAT if you protest drilling for oil by the USA , but drive your own SUV, but, protest the fact that OTHER PEOPLE are polluting the Eco, and waisting fuel by driving their SUV.
You might be a left wing moon bat Eco wacko if you protest cutting down Forest to support jobs, building of homes, but live in your own $ 300, 000 home, 80 % of that is LUMBER cut down in those very same forest that the lumber from you home came from, but, have the N.I.M.B.Y syndrome.
13 posted on 12/28/2004 10:50:32 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: 506trooper

You might be a LEFT WING MOON BAT if ? you believe that : DAN RATHERS, TOM BROKEJALL, PETA JENNINGS, KATIE WITCH , are HONEST, TRUSTWORHTY GODS.


14 posted on 12/28/2004 10:53:01 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Repub4bush; Prophet in the wilderness
I followed the link to 100%er then to DU.

Thry are responding to the list.

Currently the last one is.

"Moonbat?

What's a moonbat?"

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe that image in your mirror reflects the face of America.

15 posted on 12/28/2004 11:07:33 PM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much inane, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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To: 506trooper

They are so delusional are DU


16 posted on 12/28/2004 11:19:05 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I Blog BooksYou may be a left wing moonbat if...

...the two bumper stickers on your car read "Free Tibet" and "US Out of Iraq".

...you self-righteously boycotted lettuce or Coors beer in the 70s, but kept a stock of Stoli on hand.

...you consider it more important for your children to learn to use a condom than a dictionary.
17 posted on 12/28/2004 11:24:41 PM PST by dr_pat (the boys i mean are not refined, they shake the mountains when they dance!)
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To: dr_pat

18 posted on 12/28/2004 11:36:45 PM PST by jellybean (Free 'Ole Crusty!)
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To: jellybean
Are those rats I see in that picture ? so fitting isn't it ?
DEMS/RATS/SCUM.
Yes, they follow the PIDE PIPER, but, the PIDE PIPER they are following is leading them to the " THE BEAST " " THE ANTICHRIST " .and they don't even know " WHOM " they are reckoning with.
19 posted on 12/28/2004 11:44:52 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

Yes, those are RATS...DemocRATS following their Pied Piper, William Rivers Pitt.


20 posted on 12/29/2004 12:01:06 AM PST by jellybean (Free 'Ole Crusty!)
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To: jellybean

So " FITTING "


21 posted on 12/29/2004 12:02:07 AM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

Moonbats apparently don't think THEIR SUV's hurt the eco system, it's YOUR SUV that does.
Same with everything else...

Myopic? Self-Centered?

Sure.


22 posted on 12/29/2004 7:58:23 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You mean ? the " It's all about me , attitude "
I wonder were we have heard that said before ?


23 posted on 12/29/2004 8:13:00 AM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Dashing Dasher
you might be a moonbat if you still have "Free Leonard Peltier" "Save the Whales" and "Honk If You're on Welfare" bumperstickers on their solar powered vespa.

o.k. so i made the last one up...

24 posted on 12/29/2004 9:28:58 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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To: K4Harty

That certainly doesn't make you a "bad" person.

Thanks for joining in with the fun!

;-)


25 posted on 12/29/2004 10:01:22 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Here's another-

You might be a left wing moonbat if you think treason means patriotism.


26 posted on 12/30/2004 11:29:11 AM PST by www.hunderdpercenter.com
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To: www.hunderdpercenter.com

I had no idea you were on here!

Thanks! We loved this list!


27 posted on 12/30/2004 12:15:03 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Satellite Dishes cause Tsunamis.


28 posted on 12/30/2004 12:29:44 PM PST by angcat
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To: angcat

I thought that Tsunamis were caused by the fact that Bush won't sign the Kyoto Agreement.

That's what they told me at DUmmieland.


29 posted on 12/30/2004 12:31:51 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

God bless you for having the patience to even venture over to that nut house.


30 posted on 12/30/2004 12:36:57 PM PST by angcat
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To: angcat

Trolling is sort of a hobby for me.

We think it's a form of electronic practical joke playing.


31 posted on 12/30/2004 12:49:24 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher
If you think..
32 posted on 01/01/2005 7:44:26 PM PST by Dilbert56
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To: Dashing Dasher
You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

Excuse me, but I'd like to see Mr. Scream as dnc chairman (chairperson, or whatever it is over there). It would be better than putting the cat in the clothes dryer.

5.56mm

33 posted on 01/01/2005 7:49:31 PM PST by M Kehoe
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