DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-05 ("New pope intervened against Kerry in US 2004 election campaign")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

DUmmie Skinner has stated that he is no longer a believer but I BEEEEELEEEEVE that there is still one thing he prays for every day. It is that he prays that the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) is NOT published. He knows it would be a best seller and would let the world know about what a bunch of loons the DUmmies are. So, Mary Matalin, don't listen to the fervent pleas of that idiot, Skinner. Let's let EVERYONE know about the DUmmies with the publication of the DUmmie FUnnies book. You may offer me a multi-million dollar book deal, Mary, by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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[The_Victor]

2nd?

[JimWforBush]

3rd?

[JimWforBush]

Ya beat me today.

[areafiftyone]

ROFLMAO!! I loved the 1-800-GO-LESBO!

[Dallas59]

HA HA HA HA! Bush picked the next Pope! Only from the mouths of the Libs! HA HA HA HA! Conspiracy!

[wideawake]

With your typical DUmmie luck, this Pope will have the lifespan of a goatherder in the Caucuses and live to the ripe old age of 130 so you will stuck with him for another 50 years

From your lips to God's ears.

[Holicheese]

"This must be hurtful to JK who really does seem more religious than most."

Bash Bush because he is a religious "fundamentalist" but love Kerry because he is more religious than most??? What are these losers saying?

I think that there is lead paint in mother's basement that they are munching on!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

If bush were Catholic he damned well better be denied the same freakin' thing.

Two problems with what the DUmmie says, both so incredibly bvious that my head hurts.

1)Bush isn't Catholic. He's a Methodist. As such, he is not subject to what the Catholic prefect for the congregation of faith says.

2)Bush doesn't support abortion.

[MikefromOhio]

And Catholics in blue states voted for Kerry while Catholics in red states voted for *. IMHO - no impact.


[Unless it was a red state but only by about 100,000 vote margin such as Ohio. But let a fellow DUmmie make that point now…]

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stupid misinformed DUmmies...

I have 3 usually consistently liberal uncles in Detroit. All 3 are extremely Catholic (one to the point of almost becoming priest). All 3 voted for their first GOP candidate since before Kennedy....

[Not A Snowbird]

“Pied Piper Pitt Picked a Polish Pope and ate a Plate of Pickled Peppers.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.

[MisterRepublican]

"Any church that, for starters, denies women the right to leadership positions AND refuses to allow birth control ... or even condoms to be used to help stop the AIDS pandemic in Africa ... is BULLSHIT! And don't even get me started on a woman's right to have control over her own BODY. I know the Catholic church doesn't care if it has my respect or not ... but it has lost every bit of respect I ever had for the faith of my girlhood. This Rat-zinger is a misogynist and a homophobe. And he can kiss my lapsed-Catholic ass!"

Is that you John Kerry?

[queenkathy]

If a Catholic divorces and re-mairies outside of the Catholic Church the marriage is considered invalid and living in sin. Yet, an anullement can be granted with money given to the church even if that marriage was consumated and been going on for years. What a farce!Isn't that what Kerry and Heinz did...? Their hero? On one hand they worship Kerry and say he is most religious and on the other hand they hate Catholics and the Pope. What a bunch of oxymoron's...

[The_Victor]

ROFLMAO!! I loved the 1-800-GO-LESBO!

HEY! There are some conservative Episcopalians. Well... OK I'm actually Anglo Catholic, but still...

[Nataku X]

The "it's my body" argument is so lame. Can you walk up to a doctor and ask to have a limb removed for no good reason? He'd refuse, rightfully so, and if he didn't, he would get his license revoked. So even as it is, we have no control over our bodies by their standards (we're always free to cut off our own limbs or to use Lysol douches).

[GarySpFc]

Ping

[whereasandsoforth]

These poor childlike simpletons. They really believe that a church can just willy-nilly bend God's Law to suit their vision of "the way things need to be."

And *YES*, by volume, John Kerry is much more religious than President George W. Bush. The President is very narrow in his beliefs. His religion is short and to the point, pure black and white. Just like God's Law. John "Windsock" Kerry is religious in every direction and without convictions. To Ole'Windsock, God's Law is part of a cafeteria plan.

[prairiebreeze]

"Swift Pope Veterans"

Bwahahaha!

[rockthecasbah]

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