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DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/22/2005 3:14:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson

Very good! I'll never listen to Moon River the same way again. (May I sing it to my liberal sister-in-law next Christmas?)


41 posted on 04/22/2005 4:00:55 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A junior senator from the minority party I think is about 147th in line.

That may be Mr. Smartypants, but I BELIIIEEEVE that the first 146 in line will be found out as GW's co-conspiritors and will be imprisoned along with him, Cheny, and Rove in Atlanta federal prison. Thus clearing the way for PRESIDENT JOHN F. KERRY to assume his rightful place as chief executive and glorious leader of the revolution, oops, I meant the American people.

I BELIIIEEEVE that with all my wildly thumping heart. (and also with my torpid liver and my irritable bowel)

42 posted on 04/22/2005 4:01:19 PM PDT by epow
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To: PJ-Comix

"What's everyone looking at?"

"NOTHING!!!!!"

:-D


43 posted on 04/22/2005 4:05:21 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "stolen election" stuff again!)
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To: bigLusr
Welcome aboard PINGEE #653.

Take note, Mary Matalin---BIGGEST PING List on the BIGGEST Forum on the Web.

44 posted on 04/22/2005 4:07:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Hi, PJ.


45 posted on 04/22/2005 4:11:49 PM PDT by annyokie (BOOKMARKED, BUT GOOD!!)
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To: kingattax
Image hosted by TinyPic.com The ducks won't stay in line.
46 posted on 04/22/2005 4:14:06 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (Let Me Die on My Feet in the Swamp, BUAIDH NO BAS)
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To: PJ-Comix
that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

I BEEEEEELEEEEEVEEE !!! I DO !!!

sKerry will be not president .

47 posted on 04/22/2005 4:20:00 PM PDT by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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To: Deetes; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Charles Henrickson; beckysueb

Hah! The "I believe" thread has been resurrected over at the DUmpster!


48 posted on 04/22/2005 4:21:53 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "stolen election" stuff again!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Has anyone sent this to John Kerry yet? How FUnny it would be if, after reading this, he gave a press conference telling these Moon bats to get over it :-)
49 posted on 04/22/2005 4:25:46 PM PDT by Shadrak (“Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole” Ann Coulter)
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To: PJ-Comix

GGGGAAAAAAAA! No more till Monday! That means I have to get a life till then? Well, then.......I'll wait!


50 posted on 04/22/2005 4:27:24 PM PDT by LUV W (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: franksolich

But still they are right about the MSM not touching it... but not for the reasons they think.... :-)


51 posted on 04/22/2005 4:31:50 PM PDT by stands2reason (When in doubt, err on the side of life.)
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To: Deetes

sKerry will be not president .
= sKerry will not "BE" President. jeees !!!


52 posted on 04/22/2005 4:36:16 PM PDT by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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To: PJ-Comix
He said they knew that if they tried to address the stolen election before they had "all their ducks in a row" (my words, not his)

So if they are your words and not his, why put them in quotes you dip$h!t DUmmy?
53 posted on 04/22/2005 4:38:00 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (I want my very own Ron Mexico jersey and the NFL won't let me!!!)
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To: Purrcival

Unbeeeeeeleeeevvvable ;-) Not for the DUmmies...


54 posted on 04/22/2005 4:41:58 PM PDT by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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To: PJ-Comix

that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

Who's the bigger DUmmie, the one who supposedly said this or the one repeating it?


55 posted on 04/22/2005 4:45:23 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun Control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: PJ-Comix
If you get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, you should instead use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' black helicopter so you can fly to the Rethuglican global domination planning conferences in style.

Thanks for the ping. I think I herniated myself laughing so hard. Look forward to the book.
56 posted on 04/22/2005 4:47:05 PM PDT by rockthecasbah
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To: PJ-Comix
I would not be inclined to believe that he's doing nothing. When has he ever done nothing? He's a damn crafty prosecuting attorney, and I have no doubt he's working in the same methodical "under the radar" way he always has. I'm not bothered a bit by his quiescence on the matter. I have learned from experience, and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result. He's doing everything right. Investigations do take time, but we will hear something in good time. I'm sure of it.

How many times have I read this post in one form or another. It's all in there. The brilliant prosecutor getting all the evidence for an airtight case. Working behind the scenes or below the radar. It takes time. Things are starting to roll. The MSM can't ignore it now. Bushco is freaking out. Blah blah blah. God are they stupid.
57 posted on 04/22/2005 4:48:23 PM PDT by sydneycarton
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To: PJ-Comix
He would never make allegations before the investigation was completed.

Not like some DUmmies we know.

58 posted on 04/22/2005 4:49:46 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yippee! But let's dummy up a little!!

Good choice of words there, Sport. But you misspelled it. It's DUmmie.

59 posted on 04/22/2005 4:53:19 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
he is very aware of it and one of the reasons he's not speaking out is because they are still in the process of gathering all the information and proof they can before publicly addressing it

OK, so let me see if I understand...somebody posted on DU that somebody else posted in the comment section of a blog that they talked to somebody else who told them (while dialing for $) that Kerry was still working on "gathering" proof the election was stolen. So we also have to believe this person on the other end of the phone, whose job is soliciting donations, is also high enough in the Kerry organization that he/she would be privy to information about a "secret" investigation. And that this Kerry funds solicitor, calling for a completely different reason, would decide that in spite of the need for total secrecy they can trust this ONE anonymous person with this information. Not only that, but this Kerry worker would know about and share specific information about paperless voting machines and vote tabulators with A COMPLETE STRANGER! And that a junior senator from Mass. would have the resources, power and influence to bully other states and conduct a private investigation into a federal crime, especially in light of the fact that ALL evidence of fraud so far points to the dem. side. Well if there's THAT much proof it must be true.

OTOH, these are the same people that thought a gay reporter with a nom de plume who wrote articles slanted in favor of the Bush administration had somehow committed a crime on the level of Watergate. Maybe it was more like the moonbat being solicited for funds went off on a tangent about the "stolen election" and the Kerry worker trying to appease the moonbat mumbled something about Kerry being aware of "problems" with the last election, his deep concern about election fraud and making sure all elections had a paper trail. Then our little moonbat, hearing what he/she wanted to hear promptly posted this supposedly priveleged and secret information on the internet. This led, naturally, to wild fantasies and utterly absurd speculation on DU. The 2004 election is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Cindie

60 posted on 04/22/2005 5:00:18 PM PDT by gardencatz (I'll stay it again. War stories and monster movies are educational, they're survival oriented.)
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