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DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/22/2005 3:14:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich
Only in DUmmieland, where....."kisses," "hugs," "prayers," and "good wishes" are considered the same thing as legal-tender green paper.....

I think BBV Bev picked them clean already.

61 posted on 04/22/2005 5:00:54 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb

62 posted on 04/22/2005 5:08:12 PM PDT by speed_addiction (I like to watch the children running and squealing. You see, they don't know I am using blanks!)
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To: speed_addiction

I never get tired of that picture. Its just so representive of DU.


63 posted on 04/22/2005 5:10:52 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: FourtySeven

My first thought on reading this is what it must be like to work as a telemarketer calling these people. It would be like being that pathological liar character from Saturday Night Live--- yeah, Kerry has to get all the information together before he can go public, it's just like a grand jury, yeah, that's the ticket.....


64 posted on 04/22/2005 5:22:47 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: sydneycarton
I have no doubt he's working in the same methodical "under the radar" way he always has. I'm not bothered a bit by his quiescence on the matter. I have learned from experience, and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result.

Are they talking about his courtship of Teresa?

65 posted on 04/22/2005 5:27:03 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: PJ-Comix
I have learned from experience, and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result.

Kind of like him saying President Bush "outsourced to Afghan warlords in Tora Bora" only to have General Tommy Franks give Kerry a huge smackdown. Oh, if I only had a penny for each of Kerry's wild goose chases...

Keep dreaming, DUmmies.

66 posted on 04/22/2005 5:39:49 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: PJ-Comix
Yippee! But let's dummy up a little!!

Priceless.

67 posted on 04/22/2005 5:42:09 PM PDT by alnick (Rice 2005: We've only just begun to see what Freedom can achieve.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to the DFU ping list. Sometimes I get worried that there are actually people like this on the planet but mostly they just make me laugh, like tonight.


68 posted on 04/22/2005 5:49:22 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: PJ-Comix
Los Chistes

The Jokes?

69 posted on 04/22/2005 5:59:21 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("He sounds like a syrup swilling squirrel worshiper to me.")
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To: Deetes
sKerry will be not president

Obviously there is no truth in the stolen election moonbat crap, but even if there was your prediction would be true. You see, if Dubya and Cheney had stolen the election, they could be impeached and removed...and replaced by Denny Hastert!

70 posted on 04/22/2005 6:04:03 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("He sounds like a syrup swilling squirrel worshiper to me.")
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To: rocksblues
That is the same sentence that broke me into gales of laughter! With DUmmies the impossible can be done it just takes a little longer (and a little more money).
71 posted on 04/22/2005 6:05:17 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: beandog

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #654.


72 posted on 04/22/2005 6:05:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback
The Jokes?

Yeah. Actually they have no conception at all of what the DUmmie FUnnies are all about especially since they are completely apolitical so to them it is just "Los Chistes."

73 posted on 04/22/2005 6:07:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: beckysueb; speed_addiction
The other day I found out that Alex Ross, the greatest comic book artist ever, was the artist on that pic of Dubya vamping out on Lady Liberty.

Boy, was I ticked. Somebody who draws the definitive Superman should not be pretending that a good man is a fascist. Just ain't right.

74 posted on 04/22/2005 6:09:17 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("He sounds like a syrup swilling squirrel worshiper to me.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah. Actually they have no conception at all of what the DUmmie FUnnies are all about especially since they are completely apolitical so to them it is just "Los Chistes."

Oh, I'm not commenting on what they call it so much as I'm making sure my translation is correct. Chistes means jokes, right?

75 posted on 04/22/2005 6:11:45 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("He sounds like a syrup swilling squirrel worshiper to me.")
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ,

Maybe you need an off-the-wall cartoonist as an illustrator of your proposed book. This issue of the Funnies gives me a mental image of several human minds connected together by an elaborate Rube Goldberg device which substitutes for logical human talk. Just an idea to think about.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Double Crossing at the Rio Grande II."

76 posted on 04/22/2005 6:13:31 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (Never try to teach a pig to sing. You will waste your time, and you'll annoy the pig.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I see Doug is rubbing off on you, Charles! Well done!

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77 posted on 04/22/2005 6:23:44 PM PDT by Scothia (If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What? Were the last 4 months all a dream and I'm actually in December 2004? Wait, that means I'll go to Las Vegas for Christmas again! w00t!


78 posted on 04/22/2005 6:27:08 PM PDT by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: franksolich

I am cracking up at your post, and your tagline!


79 posted on 04/22/2005 6:30:11 PM PDT by PatriotGirl827 (Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee? - Ann Coulter)
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To: Mr. Silverback

President Denny Hastert! Now that would be a hoot....


80 posted on 04/22/2005 6:30:54 PM PDT by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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