You wrote them? Truly looney. And as ever, CYTMN, absolutely brilliant.
No, I didn't write them. I posted them. These were composed many years ago, and subsequently written down (as was the case with pretty much all creation stories).
As far as the "Truly looney" comment, that doesn't bother me.
But, riddle me this. If we now have to teach the full range of alternatives, don't you think the vast majority of time will be spent teaching stories such as these rather than the biblical version?