DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

I saw the sun come up against my will.

So is that what you call it?

[kevkrom]

The DUmmies, in regard to the FATASS scandal, have caused me to change my tag-line to something very appropriate for them...

[PJ-Comix]

CSM---Good news! I just had a rare request for removal from the DUFU PING list so you are no longer Satanic PINGEE #666.

Kerretarded---Bad news! YOU are now Satanic Pingee #666.

[Ditter]

Hey Pitt, I had a great sleep last night. Guess why? My conscience is clear, I haven't scammed anyone.

[gardencatz]

You hit this one out of the part, PJ! You're commentary was priceless...heck, I probably won't be able to get to sleep tonight...oh, I'll start to drift off and then I'll remember:
[And if that doesn’t work, have someone take a frozen turkey and slam it on Pitt’s head to knock him out.]
or
[You’re going to do turkey in a tub filled with warm milk, Pitt? You really ARE kinky!]
or
[Breath thru your butt … Andy Stephenson.] and laugh myself wide awake again!

Cindie

[kevkrom]

Pitt, I had a great sleep last night.

I have a 1-month-old baby in the house, and I slept reasonably well last night. But then again, I'm not an egotisitcal, self-inflated fraud and/or scammer.

[PJ-Comix]

Check out the Thunderbird aka antifreeze.

[Politicalities]

I said this in the other Stephenson thread, I'll say it again: I am unconvinced that this is a scam. It smells legit to me. Not that it'd be the first time the DUmmies were hilariously taken in by a con artist, but I'd hold off on the smug assurance for now.

[kevkrom]

I am unconvinced that this is a scam. It smells legit to me.

You're kidding, right? Even on the off-hand chance this is legit, it smells to high heaven like a scam. This thing has got red flags all over it -- no one should apologize for being skeptical.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Take a break, Pitt, on a Costa Rica getaway with Andy Stephenson.]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Will Pitt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Andestiva Fundee
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mr. & Mrs.
. . . . . . . Smith

[Fenris6]

He's just playing a sympathy card so the DUmmies will cut him some slack over this Bad Andy mess: "Please don't press me with hard questions, I haven't slept in weeks, waaaaah!"

[Charles Henrickson]

dude...seriously...smoke up. If I need to be asleep, pot is my friend to a nice, happy, and deep sleep.

Pie-eyed Piper Pott.

[MarineBrat]

[Proportional font installed...]

I could use a little help here.  I haven't been able to sleep for about two weeks. I start to drop off, and maybe actually sleep for about 20 minutes, before popping awake. Last night, for about the fifteenth day in a row, I saw the sun come up against my will. This has started to affect my stomach, which makes sleeping harder. I have tried exercise to wear myself out, and have managed to badly strain a muscle in my back.

 

What a snivelling wussy!  Standard practice for leftist losers is to preemptively seek sympathy to divert attention away from their sins.  This is so entrenched in this sick society that even "Gay American" Governors are doing it.  PATHETIC!

[Charles Henrickson]

Go To An Acupuncturist ASAP.

Is that the "Andy Stephenson A$$ Probe"?

[PJ-Comix]

Splitting out for a few hours. Wonder if Skinner will maintain "The Silence of the Scams" or let his gullible DUmmies in on the bad news.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Andy certainly would love to be acupunctured in the south end.]

I'm series, I did NOT know that would be the next comment!

[kevkrom]

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