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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-05 ("I Believe" ...AGAIN!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2005 6:15:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I CAN’T BEEEEELEEEEVE! I CAN’T BEEEEELEEEEVE! I CAN’T BEEEEELEEEEVE at this late date that the DUmmies have yet ANOTHER “I BEEEELEEEVE” THREAD going in DUmmieland. As you may remember, DUmmie Doohickie started several “I BELIEVE” threads following last November’s election in which he and others expressed their FERVENT belief that John Kerry would be inaugurated on Jan. 20. This series of threads continued until about he middle of January when even DUmmie Doohickie was bowled over by harsh reality. So now it is almost 6 months since Inauguration Day and we have ANOTHER “I BEEELEEEVE” thread. So are they trying to create their own reality of going back in a time machine and from that point creating a new reality of Kerry being inaugurated? No. The new “I BEEELEEEVE” theme eschews any specificity whatever in favor of a general feel-good theme along the lines of “I BEEELEEEVE the Baddies will be driven from power and then good stuff gotta happen.” I BEEELEEEVE the DUmmie yearnings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hardly BELIEVING that the DUmmies are willing to make themselves such laughingstocks again, is in the [brackets]:

I Believe.

[We know, DUmmie bleever, and we look forward to your comedy act. Continue your shtick…]

I believe a few things are true at this moment in history.

[Start the drum roll for the punchlines…]

First, that the theft of the election of 2004 continues to grow more evident and obvious, and that the grand forces of history are joined with the energy of a great many passionate Americans who won’t rest under the rotten mantle that has settled upon us.

[I think you have been watching too many old campy monster Japanese movies with the theme of radioactive creatures… “Day by day, grand forces of history have joined with radioactive energy that won’t rest under the rotten mantle of the earth to form a race of tiny DUmmies.”]

Second, that the anti-democratic forces that have managed to gain a grip on the three branches of our federal government, intimidate the press out of being the watchdogs they have historically been, and who brought us to war on the basis of lies and their ability to game all the national and international systems, have made a fatal error. They have underestimated the decency of Americans.

[Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Same theme. Anti-Democratic forces took over the country but they underestimated the decency of Americans AND the power of Buck Rogers.]

You can’t really blame them; they themselves don’t possess that decency.

[Because the EVIL Republicans are Morlocks---“The Time Machine.”]

The decency to say that any system that allows innocent people to be tortured to death, because of our suffering and fear, is not what we stand for.

[We can’t help it. The Democrat Eloi just meekly line up at the sound of the whistle to enter the underground Morlock caverns.]

The decency to see the wisdom of the way the U.S. Constitution apportions the power to send American men and women onto the battlefield of war.

The decency to actually believe that it should be the decision of the people, through their votes, to choose their government.

[I regret to inform you, DUmmie bleever, that your high school paper is only going to get a grade of “D” due to it’s utter lack of constitutional knowledge plus not having the slightest bit of specificity whatever.]

And as surely as I know that they would effectively destroy the two-party system, I know and believe that they are failing. Because they don’t understand the decency of America and what it really stands for, and really thrives on.

[You get a coupon discount to Disney World every time you write “decency.”]

Americans don’t roll over. Not for terrorists. And not for those who think that they can wrest the miracle of representative democracy from the people of this nation. Go ahead: read Machiavelli. Study all the greatest bosses, kaisers, caesers, emperors, and consolidators of power. Do your best. One problem: power resides in the people. If you try to gather it all unto yourself, it’s going to spill back out.

[Why does one get the feeling that not only has DUmmie bleever NOT read Machiavelli but almost no history whatever?]

The months since the election have been abundant with fruit for everyone who, seeing the election stolen, breathed deep, got mad, and knew that justice would eventually prevail.

[Maybe Mighty Mouse will show up. HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!!!]

I Believe.

[I Believe that John Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan. 20. Ooops! That didn’t work out. Now I Believe in just that the bad guys are gonna have, like, bad stuff happen to them and, like, things are gonna be good for the good guys, you know?]

This is a sight for sore eyes. I Believe, bleev. Never Give Up.

[This certainly is a sight for sore eyes. The “I Believe” comedy routine has been RESURRECTED!]

I believe in the eventual triumph of love, light and goodness!

[…and goody gumdrops!]

I believe...in the accuracy of the 2004 state and national exit polls over the "official results" of the unrecountable black boxes and the Karl Rove exit polls.

[I believe that exit polls results should determine the winners rather than just mere actual voting results.]

I believe that if there is anything worth fighting for in this time in which we live, it is GETTING OUR DEMOCRACY BACK. There are a hundred ways to do it, or more, and Election Reform is one of the most important.

[I believe we need to make exit polls the OFFICIAL results for the elections and eliminate actual voting altogether.]

I believe! I do! I do! I do!

[Close your eyes tight, Dorothy, lean back, click your heels together, and repeat after me three times: “There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!”]

I believe that humans can transcend the artificial limits set by fear. I believe, I believe, I believe!

[I believe that humans can enter a space/time continuum wormhole and rematerialize in another galaxy. I believe, I believe, I believe!]

I believe truth will triumph.

[I believe truth will triumph and Andy Stephenson will be indicted for fraud.]

I believe flying monkeys really hate it when they see us believin' So, guess what, monkeys? I BELIEVE! Why does it scare them so much, I wonder, that we believe? Why are the sore winners so afraid?

[I believe you’ve been spanking your flying monkey so much that you actually believe you are making folks scared of you.]

We believe that the Constitution was put in place for a reason. We believe that every citizen's right to vote is sacred and must be protected. We believe that no person is above the law, no matter how charismatic (or not) they may appear. We believe that treason is treason, no matter what political party is in power. We believe that we have been called to protect the freedoms that we have come to enjoy. We will not fail in this noble calling. We will Never Give Up. I Believe

[We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.]

I Believe. I still believe all of it.

[Any BS you feed me---I still believe all of it.]

I believe too. You are right bleever, they underestimated us. A dangerous error on their part. I believe the time of reckoning is at hand. The truth will always find it's way out of the darkness and into the light. Never Giving Up.

[The EVIL Republicans fatal error---underestimating DUmmie Denese. The time of (play a foreboding tune) RECKONING is at hand!]

I believe KERRYS BACK ! GO GET THEM JOHN!

[I believe John Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan. 20. YEEEEHAW!]

I believe that the perfect storm might be brewing, and Monday could be a very interesting day!

[A Perfect Rovian Storm. NEWSFLASH! Monday already came and went and John Kerry was MIA…as usual.]

Everything in Life is timing. He's an "old" enough Soul to patiently await the right time...NOW.

[Maybe I underestimated Kerry. Is he going to wait to be inaugurated on Jan. 21?]

There be hope, Mates, I Believe we are not so all alone. And I do Believe this thread has picked me up!

[When nothing else is working for you, perhaps an utterly meaningless DUmmie thread will do the trick.]

I believe in the strength , will and ability of this community to succeed in whatever we take on together.

[Well, DUmmie sfexpat2000, you successfully conned the gullible DUmmies to the tune of $50,000 for Scamdy and I BEEEELEEEEVE you could do it again.]

I believe that it's actually getting easier to believe that justice for the theft of the 2004 election will surely come. At first, it was a matter of faith for many of us. Faith generated action and conversation. Action and conversation, through persistance, generated more action and conversation. And to an anti-democratic cabal that seeks to control the system, and thwart anything resembling checks and balances (the root of the genius of our founders), action and conversation are poison. They count on us shutting up, moving on, and not making waves.

[And faith generated action and conversation. Then it generated more action and conversation followed by meaningless blah-blah which generated persistent fatigue followed by deep sleep. When I wake up I BEEELEEEVE John Kerry will be President!]

The "I Believe" archives. Five earlier threads, starting with Doohickie's first one, started just a few days after the stolen election. These five "I Believe" threads had a total of 1985 responses. And with the latest thread, we've passed the 2000 mark. It makes me very proud to be a part of this, and to know you all.

[It makes me VERY PROUD, DUmmie bleever, to know you are continuing these utterly meaningless “I Believe” threads. Let’s get together again at your “I Believe XXVI” thread in January 2009.]

Of course, I BELIEVE. I believe in righteousness and justice. Sooner or later, these will catch up to the shrub. I am Doohickie, and I approve this message.

[I am Doohickie, making a cameo appearance, and I approve the unclear message of this latest completely meaningless “I Believe” thread which I started last year.]


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To: epow
We believe that we have been called to protect the freedoms that we have come to enjoy. We will not fail in this noble calling.

And thats exactly what President Bush is doing. This post is addressed to the DUmmie who posted the original.

121 posted on 06/07/2005 10:20:23 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Sorry, but if I were forced to choose one, I'm going with PeeWee. Lurch couldn't possibly look more lurch-like than he does in this picture, in my opinion.


122 posted on 06/07/2005 10:31:26 PM PDT by I_like_good_things_too
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To: I_like_good_things_too

That's Ed Grimley, Jr. (Martin Short). I just thought Kerry--with his grasy hair and grimace--looked a bit Grimley-like in this photo.


123 posted on 06/07/2005 11:33:44 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: franksolich
scamdy loading ve-e-e-e-e-ry slowly all of a sudden - what's up?
124 posted on 06/08/2005 12:14:33 AM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: Misty Memory

Uh huh.

The long-time DUmmie benlurch got on the case of a short-time DUmmie (I think DUmmie 73), who was demanding accountability of the DUmmiette sfexpat2000.

As we were watching it, we were sure that DUmmie 73 was history, for daring to challenge the DUmmiette sfexpat2000.

But then suddenly BOOM! the long-time DUmmie benlurch was expelled, and the persistent questioning of the DUmmiette sfexpat2000--surely a most remarkable event--by the short-time DUmmie 73 was allowed to stand.

Last we saw, the DUmmiette sfexpat2000 was trying, without success, to hide behind the skirts of the Grand DUmbo Skinner, while the short-time DUmmie 73 dogged her, demanding accountability.

That thread in DUmmieland has since been eviscerated, but the confrontation between the short-time DUmmie 73 and the empress of DUmmieland sfexpat2000, still stood, last I saw it.

The most reasonable conclusion one can draw--remember, we are trying to see what is going on behind a thick dark curtain--is that the short-term DUmmie 73 is someone high up in the food-chain of the Democratic Party, which other signs indicate want a stop put to this nonsense, and the deposed Grand DUmbo Skinner is giving them all the help he can.

It was a fascinating afternoon, watching this; it would have been reported much sooner, but as it was going on, no one watching knew exactly what was happening, or if it was even important. Me, with my nose for news, brushed it off as meaningless until several hours later.


125 posted on 06/08/2005 12:23:10 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: decal

Hmmm.

I got right on to that wonderful site, scamdy.

Perhaps the difference is that I go immediately to the "forums" page, without going through the front page at all?

I have no idea; not being computer-savvy, I did not set up the site, nor do I understand how it runs, in the technical sense.


126 posted on 06/08/2005 12:29:45 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: franksolich
Well, now it seems to be normal - probly just a blip...
127 posted on 06/08/2005 12:35:26 AM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: decal

You know, I'm beginning to wonder if the short-time DUmmie 73 is actually.....you-know-who, most definitely an anti-Andyite, perhaps the most vigorous anti-Andyite one can find.

As for the other thing, I have a standard-sized (I guess considered "small" nowadays) computer monitor, and I wonder if that front page of Scamdy is too large; about half the size of a football field.

I know nothing about how this works, but would making that front page smaller make it easier and faster to load? If so, I do have a few straws of clout with the owners, so as to get it changed.


128 posted on 06/08/2005 12:38:47 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: franksolich
And this anti-Bev thread from earlier has been locked:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3802744#3802770

Get a load of the reason - I think you may on to something.

You're a member there - can you go through 73's previous posts for any clues as to identity?

DU may be a VERY fascinating place to monitor tomorrow...
129 posted on 06/08/2005 12:48:27 AM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: decal
May BE on to something, that is.


I have a largish monitor myself and I still have to move the screen about a bit on some of the threads. Dunno if that would affect the site itself or not - it was slow for just a short time, but it was quite slow, indeed.
130 posted on 06/08/2005 12:51:13 AM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: decal

Yeah, I saw that locked anti-Bev Harris thread earlier.

Really, watching the bumps-and-thumps of movement behind thick curtains is much, much, much more fascinating than watching everything live on stage, out for everyone to see.

I am not betting the farm on it--I bet only on things I am sure to win--but I say there's a pretty good chance that this nagging DUmmie 73 might be.....you-know-who.

After all, the DUmmies probably blame her for Pearl Harbor.


131 posted on 06/08/2005 12:55:07 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: decal

A lot of traffic on that site--see what wonders P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies perform--something like over 400,000 "hits" and it's not even four days old yet, and had been shut down for a considerable number of hours.

If Mary Matalin does not understand the wide-spread influence of the DUmmie FUnnies, one hopes she gets a clue, and very fast.


132 posted on 06/08/2005 12:57:38 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: franksolich
Legal action of a certain type would undoubtedly help.

Hey, I'm getting the hang of this circumspect posting stuff down - where's my ceremonial cloak and dagger?
133 posted on 06/08/2005 1:16:30 AM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: decal

The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals demand ONLY those consequences they WANT to happen, to happen, while conservatives expect unexpected consequences, and deal with the unexpected consequences as they arise.

As for this cloak-and-dagger stuff, alas I'm aware that I'm involuntarily and unenthusiastically a lightning-rod.....and so I try to post when no one is around to notice me.


134 posted on 06/08/2005 1:27:31 AM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: Paradox

One thing about Podcasting. If I host the MP3 files on my website wouldn't that be costing me a bunch of money when people download from there? Let's say I have 10 mb of an MP3 file and 1000 people download it. Wouldn't I be charged for 10 gigs of download?


135 posted on 06/08/2005 4:06:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Right, just like he waited until he was out of range of his Navy comrades before he started calling them baby-killing atrocity machines.

And he sure has a lot of room to talk about babykillers. I wonder what they think abortion is. Oh, I forgot, a baby is a parasite in their warped little minds.

136 posted on 06/08/2005 4:36:44 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
One thing about Podcasting. If I host the MP3 files on my website wouldn't that be costing me a bunch of money when people download from there? Let's say I have 10 mb of an MP3 file and 1000 people download it. Wouldn't I be charged for 10 gigs of download?

Most probably.

137 posted on 06/08/2005 4:42:39 AM PDT by kevkrom (Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
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To: BevHarris
I have scanned the tapes, and we will post them along with the technical report. Thanks, over & out Bev Harris

I was just wondering if there has been any effort made to expose the fraud in the governers race in Washington state or in the presidential elections in the states where John Kerry won by a much slimmer margin or what about the facts of tire slashing etc to keep Republicans from getting to the polls. Hey, if we are going to expose fraud, lets make it fair.

138 posted on 06/08/2005 4:54:52 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: decal

I have been off the internet for awhile. Is scamdy an actual website or a collection of the DUFU's dealing with the andyscam" If so can I have a link? My search turns up threads on FR and DU about Andyscam with the word scamdy in it. Thanks.


139 posted on 06/08/2005 5:06:20 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb
http://scamdy.com
140 posted on 06/08/2005 5:08:03 AM PDT by kevkrom (Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
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