DUmmie FUnnies 07-27-05 ("Spooked by a long-time liberal acquaintance of mine")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[alnick]

Okay, so what is LIHOP and MIHOP?

[nina0113]

<>>It sounds like it, but it's overPitted, more Pitt than Pitt.<<

Kind of like the Bad Hemingway Contest:

http://www.hemispheresmagazine.com/home.htm

[kevkrom]

Okay, so what is LIHOP and MIHOP?

Let/Make It Happen (On Purpose) -- the various nut-job theories that the Adminstration knew about (or planned) the 9/11 attacks and allowed them to happen (or actually did it themselves) for political gain.

[Romish_Papist]

As much as I detest DUmmies, I think it's time for a little infiltration so I can piss in their Corn Flakes a bit. Gov't funded and handed out to the masses Corn Flakes, of course.

[alnick]

Never mind. I googled it. The idiots.

[Charles Henrickson]

I feel as if we're all unsuspecting island inhabitants

With:
Mr. and Mrs. Ketchup as Thurston Howell III and Lovey
Algore as the Professor
Hillary! and Babs Botoxer as Mary Ann and Ginger
Dennis Kucinich as Gilligan
Howard Dean as the Skipper

[nina0113]

You're not going to believe this - "Let It Happen On Purpose" and "Made It Happen On Purpose" - referring to 9/11. All caused by the Bush Family Evil Empire (BFEE).

[Charles Henrickson]

It feels as if something big is rolling toward us

That would be Michael Moore, I think. "Rolling for the Buffet Line."

[wideawake]

LOL! great link!

[NeoCaveman]

top 50, maybe top 60

[Paradox]

Winter is coming...

No it ain't, we got that covered with our Global Warming initiative....

Some of those Dummies really, REALLY like to read their own bullsh*t. Its funny really, human nature. These people choose to look at things through the colored specs they wear. On the other hand, freepers have some specs of their own. Its a matter of finding out which ones give the more accurate view of reality. My money is on my own set, which have a decidedly conservative tint.

All in all, these folks are pretty clueless and hysterical, you almost feel sorry for them.

If they see things as so bad, its no wonder they despair, I would like to suggest a book:

[CSM]

"i would move to Barbados in a heartbeat if I had the money."

The entire thread was so DUmb that I was afraid I wouldn't be able to pick just one thing to comment on, but my worries were soon put to rest.......

WE ARE JUST $10 AWAY FROM THIS DUMMIE MOVING TO BARBADOS! SEND MONEY NOW!

[chesley]

I've spent a lot of time over at DU. Yes, they claim that they support the troops, but not the war. My question to them is: how, exactly, are you supporting the troops. Can you support the troops without supporting what they are doing? I don't think so.

But then logic is not their strong point. Neither are facts. In fact the only strong point they have is their body odor. It's strong, though.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Look. It's over. This country is gone. There's no use sitting around bitching about all of this anymore--because America is gone. The only thing you can do is live your life, lie low and don't make waves. Got it?"

"He remembered remembering contrary things, but those were false memories, products of self-deception. How easy it all was! Only surrender, and everything else followed. It was like swimming against a current that swept you backwards however hard you struggled, and then suddenly deciding to turn round and go with the current instead of opposing it. Nothing had changed except your own attitude. . . ."

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

[Caipirabob]

Wow...that thread deserves a poetic reference to it. How about "Summer Dance Of The Moonbats"?

[wideawake]

The DUer says:

The loudest voices will be stilled. The most persistent critics will be disappeared.

Why would they be?

Hasn't Karl Rove proven that the loudest and most persistent critics of the administration are excellent vote-getters and fundraisers for the GOP?

What Republican would want to shut Michael Moore or Howard Dean or Frank Rich or Lewis Lapham or Maureen Dowd or any of the other deranged maniacs up?

As has been pointed out many times - they are a gift that keeps on giving.

[Charles Henrickson]

If we dwell on the negative it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Thoughts are things and you can actually create your own misery by giving it power through your fears.

Get in your happy place.

[wideawake]

Unlike DU, I don't think I've ever found an FR thread with various FReepers discussing the wide variety of antidepressant medications they've taken.

[CSM]

"Summer Dance Of The Moonbats"

I prefer "Prewinter Dance Of The Moonbats!"

[KC_Conspirator]

Oh, the hate America speech! Oh the delusions! Seriously, these people need to have their head checked!