Potential Republican Crack-Up

[Kevin OMalley]

hmmm, I missed a long-burrowed troll. I'll have to read all these comments later, because the subject interests me from the opposite side of things, i.e. I wonder how long the social conservatives will put up with RINOs constantly kicking them to the curb.

[mware]

wow 200 posts before a zot.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Shall we move here?

It doesn't have "Zot!" in the title but it does have that "new troll" smell.

[Monkey Face]

I like it!

Nice kitty and ZOT! photos...;o]

[mware]

Now that was a deep cover troll.

[Monkey Face]

Still, a troll is a troll...they all smell, sooner or later. ;o]

[NicknamedBob]

The first half of his message almost made sense, but pretty soon I sensed he'd been a little too heavy into the Koolaide.

Stem cells as a fissure for Republicans, and Hillery is better? Oh, my!

He must have fried his brain with a cell phone, perhaps to his handler at the Democratic Reelection Campaign Committee.

[mware]

When he said he would vote for Hillary, I knew my enemy.

[LucyJo]

He's leaving out of his equation the growing number of Dems in fly-over country who are being forced to choose between their basic moral beliefs and the opposition to them among the Dem leadership. I've had any number of Dems tell me that they voted for Bush last time because of that very thing. Any "conservative" Republican who would jeopardize the advances that we have made for the sake of one or two issues that have less importance than the whole of the others, would, imho, be replaced by a forementioned Dem, or some previously uninterested person who finally noticed that lines were being drawn and decided to take a stand for what they believe. When it gets simple enough for people to see "Right or Wrong" as they perceive it, more people will take sides and act on their convictions.

[darkangel82]

They smell like ozone... and burnt troll.

[Monkey Face]

YUMMY!
And they go BOOM! too!
;o]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Very deep.

But their basic misunderstanding of the underlying principles behind conservatism usually outs them in the end.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Deep fried. Just the way I like it.

Pass the barbecue sauce.

[Monkey Face]

You want a beer with that?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Sure!

I... ah... liberated some ice cream for desert.

Hmmm Bumpy cake! This looks like a interesting flavor...

:opens hands. Case falls and hits the floor:

Oops! Damaged product! Guess we'll have to eat it...

[Monkey Face]

*looks right, then left*

Hey! How did that case of ice cream get broken?

Well, let's get it cleaned up! Everybody! Spoons over here! C'mon! Let's get this mess out of the way!

*whispering to HTB* We gotta hide the debris!

[Darksheare]

Quite a few times if I recall.

[Darksheare]

Yes.

[Darksheare]

!!!
Yikes!

[tuliptree76]

*perks up*

Ice cream?

[Darksheare]

I saw the thread title and said 'Wait a minnit.'
Got to the "Yay Hillary" bit and started barfing.

Probably he was one of DU's so called "Unfindable Deep Cover" trolls.
They keep 'activating' them for useless "Yay Hillary" banter like this, we'll keep finding them.

[Monkey Face]

Yepper! A case of it ..um..slipped out of HTB's hands, so we have to clean up the mess. Got your spoon? :o]

[Darksheare]

Yeah, he seemed to have forgotten quite a bit in his guesstimating.

[tuliptree76]

I always carry an emergency ice cream spoon. :-)

[Darksheare]

I'll help clean up the invading Ice Cream.
;-)

[Monkey Face]

I read his bio page before his account was pulled...that's what took me so long to post anything.

He had it all listed according to subject, and it took me about two subjects (paragraphs) before I realized he was a sleeper troll.

Dang..BUT we can dance on his paved grave, right?
Tomorrow IS August...

[decal]

When ice cream is outlawed only outlaws will have ice cream...or sometihng like that.

[mercy]

Social issues.

I haven't cast a vote because of social issues in my life. I vote my pocketbook and national security.

My chosen candidate is presently bending me over harshly on both accounts. I got dollars flying out of my pocket for expensive gas and illegals flooding my nation like a a hurricane.

And gosh ... I don't seem to be getting anything on the social issue's front either. Nada. Zip. El Zilcho.

My chosen party has both houses and the presidency and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, the First Ammendment trashed, an exploding trade surpluss and CAFTA.

Oh yeah, and private property rights NUKED.

[Monkey Face]

Good to hear...looks like so far, we get about a half gallon each...to clean up, I mean...;o]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I knew I could count on you guys!

:hands out scrounds:

[Darksheare]

Yuppers.
I liked his subject by subject bio too.

[Darksheare]

They can have my ice cream from my dead bloated hand!
*chuckle*

[Darksheare]

Sounds Doable!
I call dibs on a small bit of the Dutch Chocolate..

[Darksheare]

Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

Would that be the one covered in chocolate sauce?

[Tax-chick]

Well, if we move here I'll gain more weight!

[tuliptree76]

They can have my ice cream from my dead bloated hand!

Oh, great. That's not something I want to think about while I'm eating ice cream.

Think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts...

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, HTB! We really needed this ice cream. Especially since the troll was so willing...

*looks around* I mean, gee. It's sure too bad all this ice cream can't be salvaged...let us know if you *ahem* drop any more.

[Darksheare]

Death by chocolate, a bowl of icy chocolaty sin in a bowl.

[Monkey Face]

But you'll do that anyway. Oh *blushing* sorry.

It's fresh and it's moving FAST! WOO-HOO!

[Darksheare]

Well, that is only if they outlaw ice cream.

[Monkey Face]

I have a recipe for Death By Chocolate Cookie...I can't bear to look at it...

[tuliptree76]

Well, if we move here I'll gain more weight!

Remember, the castle is magic. We can eat all we want and not gain weight. That's why I look like this...

[tuliptree76]

*whew* I was afraid that I'd have to eat it like that now. ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

When spoons are outlawed, only non-dieters will have spoons.

[Darksheare]

I did a 'Death By Chocolate' sundae.
The heavy Dutch Chocolate ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate sprinkles..

[Darksheare]

Oh nonononononono..
;-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You want I should drop a case of the sugar free stuff?

Starbucks has a sugar free without all the sugar alcohols in it. It ain't bad.

[Darksheare]

They cannot have my American Airlines stainless spoon!

[mware]

One of my childhood favorites was Ice Cream Soup.

Get a bowl of ice-cream, and stir vigorously with your spoon until it turned the consistence of custard.