Two homosexuals walk by the kangaroo, first one says to the other, "Dude, sure wish I could do that!"
Second homosexual says, "You'd better ask the kangaroo first!"
Posted on 09/07/2005 3:21:14 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
AN AUSTRALIAN hoaxer left organisers of the world testicle-cooking championship hanging after claiming he was Australia's leading kangaroo testicle cook.
A man calling himself Nigel Bevan failed to turn up for the event after contacting organisers to boast of his credentials and order a supply of kangaroo testicles for the competition. Local villagers in Sumska Kuca in northern Serbia turned out in huge numbers to see what delights the Australian could come up with and a band was ready to strike up to welcome the mysterious Bevan.
But they were disappointed and organisers were out of pocket after buying the kangaroo testicles but with no one to cook them.
"We get cooks from all over Europe who come here to northern Serbia to take on Serbian chefs, but we have never had a cook from as far away as Australia, so when we heard that Nigel Bevan, Australia's top testicle chef, was on his way with a team of Australian chefs we were really excited," championship organiser Ljubomir Erovic said.
"The caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in Australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when Mr Bevan and his team arrived.
Advertisement: "We were disappointed when no Australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them." Mr Erovic, who arranged for a hotel for Mr Bevan and a VIP reception, said the man claiming to be the chef told him he had read about the contest in an Australian gourmet magazine.
In the end a team of Serbian chefs called Boemi (Bohemians) from Gornji Milanovac won after beating off stiff competition from 11 other teams.
"They prepared wild boar and bull testicles which delighted the jury", Mr Erovic said.
"We are sorry Mr Bevan could not make it and hope he might still turn up next year once he realises that jokers have been pretending to be him.
"We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the world championships."
Testicle Festival
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"It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork... Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"
-- Hermes, on "Futurama".
IIRC, Laura Ingraham had one of them, um, one of the organizers on to talk about the festival.
BAD Martin. Very bad..
M E E G A !
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Because he can.
Uff-dah!
Are we allowed to say stuff like that here???
THere's no pardon for a first ping.
Two homosexuals walk by the kangaroo, first one says to the other, "Dude, sure wish I could do that!"
Second homosexual says, "You'd better ask the kangaroo first!"
I don't even want to comment on this one.
IRCC Jack In the Box caught putting kangaroo meat in their buns back in the early 80's. Very true.
>>>>>Why is the kangaroo licking his testicles?????
The Tabasco Sauce was a wee tad spicy.
I can add no value to this thread. The headline covers it all.
I'm speechless
Upon receiving his dish, he asked what the two large balls on his plate were, and the waiter replied, "Senor, those are the testicles of the bull that was killed in the stadium today."
The tourist was a bit apprehensive, but he tried them anyway. He found that they were delicious, so the next day he decided to return. He again ordered the special and got his two large round balls.
The next day he showed up, ordered the special, but got two small balls. He asked the waiter why, and the waiter replied,
wait for it...
"But senor, the bull, he does not always lose."
A. Well, first you've got to
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
...beating off stiff competition???
There was no innuendo there.
A "left 'em hanging" ping.
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