Skip to comments.Semi-News: Dean Denounces Timing of Rehnquist's Death
Posted on 09/09/2005 11:50:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean complained that the timing of Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquists death was highly suspicious.
Last year, Reagan conveniently died just in time to take attention away from Bushs failed Iraq War and boost Bushs chances for reelection, said Dean. Now, in the midst of Bushs failure to prevent the extermination of downtrodden, minority New Orleans hurricane victims, Justice Rehnquist conveniently dies. Am I the only one who sees a pattern here?
Dean charged that presidential advisor Karl Rove was masterminding these strategically timed deaths of conservative icons. Not only do these deaths distract Americans from Bushs blunders, they also serve as a cover for Roves nefarious scheme to suppress Democratic voter turnout in next years Congressional elections by evacuating New Orleans hurricane victims to other states, claimed Dean.
Dean demanded that the Democratic Party be authorized to cast absentee ballots on behalf of the evacuated hurricane victims. These dispersed people are mostly poor and uneducated, said Dean. Many are on welfare. Others are driven to a life of crime. These are the people the Democratic Party represents. Who could object to us casting their ballots for them during this time of turmoil?
Dean said he will be working with key members of Congress to draft enabling legislation.
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
Dang. Dean is on to us....
Get this man a straight jacket and some duct tape.
Many are on welfare. Others are driven to a life of crime. These are the people the Democratic Party represents."
Yup... Mr. Chairman, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Me Too!! LOL
IMPORTANT NOTE: This is just satire, people! But, notice how it wouldn't shock any of us if Dean really did say this stuff.
Dang. Dean is on to us....
Yes, Dean is one sharp cookie, yesssirrr!!
He nailed us, figured out our plot to clean up the SCOTUS.
Is this article for real?? Oh, it must be Scrappleface...??
Too looney, even for the DemoCraps...
I think it's sad for the democRAT party that we're not sure if this is satire.
You don't put jokes in news/currentevents.
He's only thinking it right now.
Ok dean put on your thinking cap... (Tinfoil hat)
I was looking of a Scrappleface link. Surely he can't be serious.
No no. Let him rattle on. This guy is the best recruiter for the Republican Party we have had in years.
Oh fooey! I was hoping he'd actually been insane enough to say it. It wouldn't be much more extreme than what he DOES say on a daily basis.
Satire? The funny thing is, it's tough to tell the difference when it comes to the good Dr.
No way can this be real. Dean is an idiot with a big mouth but not even he could say something so dumb and off the wall. Please be true.
No kidding. I had no trouble believing it at first. But then I took my medication.
This is not scrapple?
Spoken like a true lib!
You know...it would be very funny if the followers of Dean did not take it seriously. Have you ever been to the "Democracy for America Website?" There are people there who believe such hogwash. Hell, there are a whole bunch of people there who believe that 9/11 was faked (the buildings were brought down by demo charges) or it was a conspiracy of the US Government. (All of the people on those planes, well, they are being kept hidden of course in Area 51.)
What the he!! He's really going over the edge. Did we kill Rehnquist or did he die of cancer. How inconvenient for the Deans of the democrat party. I thank God for Mr. Dean though. It's better for us that he be allowed to spew his nonsense. Good grief.
It's ok. Most everyone thought I was talking about Clintoon and I had plenty of material to cover my tracks.
Hmm, is this sarcasm????? I just read the rest of the story and seems to be this is all a joke. Darn.
best recruiter for the Republican Party
hate to say it, but, he may be better than the Great Ronald Reagan.
And this man is a medical doctor, right???
This Dean guy surpassed all my expectation :)
ME, TOO! I'm just sorry it wasn't true. Darn.
Is this for real? Please tell me it's satire, better yet, please tell me it's real because I think this will definitely turn off a few million democrat voters.
Michael Moore will have to make a documentary about this. After he loses 200 pounds....
Wink, wink. :)
It is satire.
Sorry, but no. Get this man on prime time TV!
Please tell me this is sourced from the Onion... what a sick bastard.
I changed my position once Yankee should me the light.
called dean a republican recruiter. and I would have to agree.
Dean is one smart guy. Are the documents for "Tom Delay's Redistricting" plan well hidden?
Talk about pathalogical thinking!
If I didn't see the topics, I would've believed it.
The Satires on the RatBlamers are in full gear.. and to be honest they are getting easier to write since all one has to do is read what they actually say and do.. oh maybe just stretch a hair but thats all. ;-D
"Had me going for a minute. It wouldn't have surprised me."
Sometimes you just can't tell. Remember what they said about the capture of Saddam Hussein.
Gaurentee 8 out of 10 dems would read that story and agree with it . Very sad the satire and reality are close cousins when it comes to the Dems . It would be nice to circulate this story and let them run with it awhile.Good for a laugh and very telling as well.
Man, if those documents ever see the light of day, we'll have to whack Jimmy Carter just to cause a distraction.
Great tagline, btw. I heard Ken Blackwell speak last night at the Lakewood Republican Organziation, he is an amazing candidate.
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