Skip to comments.Semi-News: Farrakhan Says Bush Blew Levee
Posted on 09/24/2005 1:46:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan claims that President Bush deliberately destroyed the New Orleans levee in order to kill black people. Farrakhan told a North Carolina audience: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded President Bush lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee."
Farrakhan said the bombing was foretold in a documentary video called "The Beast of Saturday Night Live" that he rented from Blockbuster several years ago. This documentary showed uncloaked KKK members claiming to be from France, said Farrakhan. But they were really extraterrestrials with cone-shaped heads that perfectly matched the hats worn by the Klan.
Farrakhan asserted that the accuracy of the documentary was affirmed by the appearance of Air America Radios Al Franken in an undercover role as Stuart Smalley in the video.
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
But WHAT did Farrakhan blow???
It is also evident that the evil Boosh then proceeded to launch his photon torpedoes at po' black folks whilst Karl Rove manned the Weather Changin' Machine, thus causing the po' black folks to drown by the millions.
Boosh isn't Chimpy anymore. Boosh is Oz.
"I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded President Bush lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee."
That's actually comedy gold, The Onion are kicking themselves right now...
He also believes in the "Motha Ship" hovering above the earth.
I will have to bookmark the link to that site, funny stuff there.
Oh please, Please, PLEASE, tell me that Louie is going the "Heavens Gate" route! I'd even buy him the Kool-Aid.
I think it's scary that this should so resemble reality.
It gets better ... and yes, it's all BUSH'S FAULT:
(From the same link)
JOHN SEMMENS: Semi-News
Obama Blasts Bush
September 23, 2005
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) addressed the 35th annual legislative conference of the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, a non-profit group that lobbies the 43 black members of Congress and others to enact legislation for social, economic and educational development.
"Generation after generation of inner-city blacks have been stuck in a cycle of poverty and crime," said Obama. "For this I blame President Bush."
ALL those GENERATIONS under Demoncrat leadership ... is NOT the fault of Bush!
"Sure, the government provides homes for poor blacks, but they're only apartments," complained Obama. "These homes have cable TV, but it's only basic cable. The government gives them food stamps, but we let them waste them on junk food or trade them for liquor and cigarettes."
They need mansions with more than basic cable and what they buy with those food stamps, liquor and cigarettes, is also the fault of BUSH!
"These wretched conditions lead too many blacks to hopeless lives of crime and substance abuse," Obama continued. "Shamefully, most of the crimes are committed against other blacks. We need a program to more equitably distribute the victimization to non-minorities and upper-class neighborhoods."
Because someone is poor, this MUST lead to a life of crime and illegal drugs. Oh - oh
"Shamefully, most of the crimes are committed against other blacks. ..."
"We need a program to more equitably distribute the victimization to non-minorities and upper-class neighborhoods."
Gotta attack NON WHITES in UPPER CLASS neighborhoods.
Is this site for REAL?
Hmmm... maybe he is on to something!
I always loved when Rush would play along with his followers and would give other things which added up to 19.
He was dragging his anchor the last time I heard anything of him. This stuff indicates that he has totally parted moorings and is adrift on the tide.
You do understand that is satire, right?
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