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Semi-News: Farrakhan Says Bush Blew Levee
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | Sep 23, 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/24/2005 1:46:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan claims that President Bush deliberately destroyed the New Orleans levee in order to kill black people. Farrakhan told a North Carolina audience: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded President Bush lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee."

Farrakhan said the bombing was foretold in a documentary video called "The Beast of Saturday Night Live" that he rented from Blockbuster several years ago. “This documentary showed uncloaked KKK members claiming to be from France,” said Farrakhan. “But they were really extraterrestrials with cone-shaped heads that perfectly matched the hats worn by the Klan.”

Farrakhan asserted that the accuracy of the documentary was affirmed by the appearance of Air America Radio’s Al Franken in an undercover role as “Stuart Smalley” in the video.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bush; comedy; farrakhan; hilarity; katrina; katrinaplot; leveeplot; satire; welcometolastweek

1 posted on 09/24/2005 1:46:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

But WHAT did Farrakhan blow???


2 posted on 09/24/2005 1:47:31 PM PDT by Abcdefg
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To: Abcdefg
Farrakan is a fool and is seething with more hate than the rest of his race combined.
The nation of islam is a cult that should be stamped out like a bug on my carpet.
3 posted on 09/24/2005 1:51:49 PM PDT by Pointblank
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To: John Semmens
It's clear that Boosh invaded the terroritorial waters of New Orleans in a nuclear submarine outfitted with the latest photon torpedoes and an advanced Weather Changin' Machine.

It is also evident that the evil Boosh then proceeded to launch his photon torpedoes at po' black folks whilst Karl Rove manned the Weather Changin' Machine, thus causing the po' black folks to drown by the millions.

Boosh isn't Chimpy anymore. Boosh is Oz.

4 posted on 09/24/2005 1:53:04 PM PDT by Reactionary
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To: John Semmens

"I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded President Bush lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee."

That's actually comedy gold, The Onion are kicking themselves right now...


5 posted on 09/24/2005 1:53:21 PM PDT by Canard
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To: John Semmens

He also believes in the "Motha Ship" hovering above the earth.


6 posted on 09/24/2005 1:54:04 PM PDT by BigFinn
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To: John Semmens
This must be satire. What can else I presume from a site that calls itself "semi-news"?
7 posted on 09/24/2005 1:54:33 PM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: John Semmens

he's NUTS!


8 posted on 09/24/2005 1:54:47 PM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for our country than anyone will ever know. He's a man of honor.)
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To: John Semmens
"Calling the mothership, do you read me?"



9 posted on 09/24/2005 1:55:11 PM PDT by frankjr
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To: John Semmens

I will have to bookmark the link to that site, funny stuff there.


10 posted on 09/24/2005 1:55:20 PM PDT by squidward
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To: BigFinn
He also believes in the "Motha Ship" hovering above the earth.

Oh please, Please, PLEASE, tell me that Louie is going the "Heavens Gate" route! I'd even buy him the Kool-Aid.

Regards,
GtG

11 posted on 09/24/2005 2:00:23 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: John Semmens

I think it's scary that this should so resemble reality.


12 posted on 09/24/2005 2:01:28 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: John Semmens
Farrakhan told a North Carolina audience: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded Robert Byrd lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee."

Fixed, lol.

13 posted on 09/24/2005 2:02:08 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray
You gotta see this. Was on Fox a while back. Political Teen has it on his website. This a real hoot. Minister Nashim Nzinga on Hannity & Colmes
14 posted on 09/24/2005 2:04:39 PM PDT by BigFinn
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To: John Semmens

It gets better ... and yes, it's all BUSH'S FAULT:

(From the same link)

JOHN SEMMENS: Semi-News

Obama Blasts Bush

September 23, 2005

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) addressed the 35th annual legislative conference of the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, a non-profit group that lobbies the 43 black members of Congress and others to enact legislation for social, economic and educational development.

"Generation after generation of inner-city blacks have been stuck in a cycle of poverty and crime," said Obama. "For this I blame President Bush."

ALL those GENERATIONS under Demoncrat leadership ... is NOT the fault of Bush!

"Sure, the government provides homes for poor blacks, but they're only apartments," complained Obama. "These homes have cable TV, but it's only basic cable. The government gives them food stamps, but we let them waste them on junk food or trade them for liquor and cigarettes."

They need mansions with more than basic cable and what they buy with those food stamps, liquor and cigarettes, is also the fault of BUSH!

"These wretched conditions lead too many blacks to hopeless lives of crime and substance abuse," Obama continued. "Shamefully, most of the crimes are committed against other blacks. We need a program to more equitably distribute the victimization to non-minorities and upper-class neighborhoods."

Because someone is poor, this MUST lead to a life of crime and illegal drugs. Oh - oh

"Shamefully, most of the crimes are committed against other blacks. ..."

Yup ...

"We need a program to more equitably distribute the victimization to non-minorities and upper-class neighborhoods."

Gotta attack NON WHITES in UPPER CLASS neighborhoods.

Is this site for REAL?


15 posted on 09/24/2005 2:05:23 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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“But they were really extraterrestrials with cone-shaped heads that perfectly matched the hats worn by the Klan.”

Hmmm... maybe he is on to something!

16 posted on 09/24/2005 2:07:03 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: John Semmens

I always loved when Rush would play along with his followers and would give other things which added up to 19.


17 posted on 09/24/2005 2:08:01 PM PDT by JimDingle (Give Dingle a Jingle)
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To: John Semmens

He was dragging his anchor the last time I heard anything of him. This stuff indicates that he has totally parted moorings and is adrift on the tide.


18 posted on 09/24/2005 2:24:02 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: John Semmens
Farrakhan said the bombing was foretold in a documentary video called "The Beast of Saturday Night Live"

Is he sure that he didn't rent "The BEST of Saturday Night Live"?

Now if I may (donning full tinfoil suit) is it possible someone (not the Prez obviously) could do that? The reason I ask is there was a guy in Missouri in 1993 that purposely broke levees causing flooding. I'm just saying it's possible not that I give one ounce of credence to anything Calypso Louie says.
19 posted on 09/24/2005 2:24:53 PM PDT by F15Eagle (Epistle of James 2:5-6, 12-18, 20, 22, 24)
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To: nmh

You do understand that is satire, right?


20 posted on 09/24/2005 2:25:16 PM PDT by Skylab
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To: John Semmens

Hehe, and if not obvious a little bump for your "gotcha!"

LOL


21 posted on 09/24/2005 2:25:50 PM PDT by F15Eagle (Epistle of James 2:5-6, 12-18, 20, 22, 24)
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To: John Semmens

Farrakhan is a liar. He's too intelligent to be a dumb liar, so he must lie intentionally.


22 posted on 09/24/2005 2:31:44 PM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: John Semmens
Since this a a Calypso Louie SpewsArticle indicating that He's been hitting the Kool-Aide just a little to hard, the requisite image follows.


23 posted on 09/24/2005 2:32:28 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: John Semmens

Yes, but did he mention anything about how the Joooooos factor into all of this?


24 posted on 09/24/2005 2:59:16 PM PDT by frankiep
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To: JimDingle

These guys are providing lots of information for Rush's show Monday. Rush will have fun!


25 posted on 09/24/2005 3:01:53 PM PDT by Revererdrv
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To: John Semmens

this guy has his tin hat on to tight I do believe...ROFLMAO


26 posted on 09/24/2005 3:38:26 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 (My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
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To: John Semmens
Whether Calypso Louie actually believes this or not, WDSU Weatherman, Heath Allen actually spewed on "Scarborough Country" (PMSNBC) last night that the Corps of Engineers did not repair the levees near the 9th Ward with as much care as they repaired the others because those who live in the 9th Ward are African-American. He said the levees in the "white" areas didn't fail, but the levee in the "black" area did. This wasn't some Wheel in the Sky Guy, but the Weatherman on a local NO television station. And to top that, Scarborough agreed with him.
27 posted on 09/24/2005 3:58:24 PM PDT by Use It Or Lose It (It's time to CHUCK Hagel.)
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To: John Semmens

Farrakhan is a racist ass.


28 posted on 09/24/2005 4:34:48 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: John Semmens

The racist is an idiot.


29 posted on 09/24/2005 6:40:36 PM PDT by WasDougsLamb (Just my opinion.Go easy on me........)
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