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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-05 ("Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/28/2005 8:53:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Most celebs are hard core liberals so it is interesting to view the HATE that the DUmmies extend to the FEW celebs that support Bush as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE." Yes, there are only a FEW celebs who support Bush but even those few are INTOLERABLE in the eyes of the DUmmies. They MUST be removed from the face of the earth. So let us now view the intolerant hate of the DUmmies directed to a few select celebs in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has inside info that Mr. Ed was secretly a conservative, is in the [brackets]:

Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE Because they are Bush loving insane Republicans?!

[Mr Ed?]

Arnold ! FU Terminator! I can't believe I lusted for your body.

[Hasta la vista, BABY!!!]

It adds a new dimension to the movie "Predator" I now root for the predator. It's a whole new movie. Disappointing ending.

[You're one ugly motherf*cker.]

too bad he isnt a girlie man, i would have more respect for him

[Then let Alan Alda bask in your warmth.]

Ray Bradbury! F*ck Mr Fahrenheit! FU Mr Republican so called 'good' writer. I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck and I will throw away your books or maybe use them to lite a fire!

[Fahrenheit 451.]

Ray Bradbury is a bat-shit crazy old man

[Like George Soros?]

Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

[Rumor has it that an extra on that show is also a hateful rightwing Republican.]

Loretta Lynn...my ENTIRE family was GUTTED when we Found out Loretta Lynn was a Junior supporter. We always knew she was a Repuke...which is BIZARRE considering how poor she grew up. But it was TERRIBLE to find out she supported Junior.

[My entire family had to enter an Anger Management Program when we found out that ugly fact.]

Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill. He tried to throw real journalists off of the trail of his White house buddies, but the world saw through it all. He's a collosal disgrace and will go down in history as a tainted "journalist". His books on Bush which gush all over the Chimperor will be dismissed as mere propaganda. His integrity is non-existent. His honor has evaporated into the hot air he bellows in defense of the White House and his own miserable, shit stained career.

[I've been developing a "strange new respect" lately for Bob Woodward.]

Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.

[He sure killed YOUR joy.]

Also found out Luis Gonzalez was a dumb ass when he campaigned for Bush during 2004,and in a fit of disgust, threw out his Bobble head (symbolic, yet satisfying).

[This doesn't suprise me a bit since Luis Gonzalez is one of the more prominent Freepers (Banana Republican).]

Dean Koontz.. Used to read all his books. Saw him and his wife on the repug donors list..

[I once spotted Dean Koontz smiling in the direction of Margaret Thatcher.]

Used to really like.... Charlton Heston but he became too rabidly right wing.

[Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!]

Bill Cosby. He's a huge disappointment as far as I'm concerned.

[That's only because Cosby makes sense.]

Michael Crichton. Cant say I loved him but Ive been a fan of his since "The Andromeda Strain". Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

[When the bomb goes off there'll be a thousand mutations! Andromeda will spread everywhere! They'll never be rid of it!]


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I hoped everybody enjoyed their turkey. The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING list.

1 posted on 11/28/2005 8:53:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

FIRST!


2 posted on 11/28/2005 8:54:15 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (1)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/28/2005 8:54:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

1st?


4 posted on 11/28/2005 8:55:32 AM PST by roaddog727 (P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
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To: PJ-Comix

Missed ya!


5 posted on 11/28/2005 8:55:35 AM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix

Quick, top 5?


6 posted on 11/28/2005 8:55:43 AM PST by CSM (When laws are written, they apply to ALL...Not just the yucky people you don't like. - HairOfTheDog)
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To: PJ-Comix

In!


7 posted on 11/28/2005 8:55:50 AM PST by granite (Full Blooded Italian (FBI))
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To: roaddog727

still top 10!


8 posted on 11/28/2005 8:56:03 AM PST by roaddog727 (P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
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To: PJ-Comix
Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE Because they are Bush loving insane Republicans?!

DUmmieland once again showing its true colors as a HATE SITE!

9 posted on 11/28/2005 8:57:13 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie hate speech.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Excellent PJ!

I just assume every celeb is a leftie. Always surprises me when they aren't. It's much more pleasant than always thinking everyone MUST agree with me (the DUmmie mantra).


10 posted on 11/28/2005 8:57:20 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: PJ-Comix

An opposition based on personal hatred cannot last.


11 posted on 11/28/2005 8:58:19 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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To: PJ-Comix

That is good to hear about Ray Bradbury. I dearly love the "The Martian Chronicles".


12 posted on 11/28/2005 8:59:07 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 15?


13 posted on 11/28/2005 8:59:11 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Luis Gonzalez is a class act.

When he played for the Cubs - I had a chat with him and he gave me a game ball, which I promptly gave to the little boy sitting next to me. I told him I lost the ball and asked for another.

He saw what I did and gave me another one with a big smile on his face.

I've always respected him after that. I'm happy to hear he's a FReeper.



14 posted on 11/28/2005 8:59:31 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (We must continue....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ray Bradbury! F*ck Mr Fahrenheit! FU Mr Republican so called 'good' writer. I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY. . . .

Is that you, Will Pitt?

15 posted on 11/28/2005 9:00:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt and the Ponderous.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This constant affirmation of DUmmies to themselves over the people they hate is straight out of George Orwell's 1984:

It was nearly eleven hundred, and in the Records Department, where Winston worked, they were dragging the chairs out of the cubicles and grouping them in the centre of the hall opposite the big telescreen, in preparation for the Two Minutes Hate.

...

The Hate had started.

As usual, the face of Emmanuel Goldstein, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen. There were hisses here and there among the audience. The little sandy-haired woman gave a squeak of mingled fear and disgust. Goldstein was the renegade and backslider who once, long ago (how long ago, nobody quite remembered), had been one of the leading figures of the Party, almost on a level with Big Brother himself, and then had engaged in counter-revolutionary activities, had been condemned to death, and had mysteriously escaped and disappeared. The programmes of the Two Minutes Hate varied from day to day, but there was none in which Goldstein was not the principal figure.

Replace "Goldstein" with "Bush" and you have the DUmmies in a nutshell. Except they spend much longer than two minutes a day wallowing in their hatred.

16 posted on 11/28/2005 9:01:04 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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To: Mikey_1962

Ray Bradbury, who knew!!!!!


17 posted on 11/28/2005 9:01:07 AM PST by mware (That's Christmas with a C, not an X)
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To: PJ-Comix
1. Tina Fey. Used to think she was hot, until she kept opening her mouth, and not for the good thing.

2. Russell Crowe, since he beat up a hotel worker (I was once a hotel worker) and came out in support of Tookie.

3. R. Kelly. Guy can sing, but with songs like "The Down Low" and "In the Closet" methinks he is up to more things sexually than giving young girls golden showers.

4. Dave Chappelle: Funny guy who became a Muslim and a nutcase, which is redundant.

18 posted on 11/28/2005 9:01:34 AM PST by Clemenza (Ticking Away the Moments that Make up the Dog Day)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20???


19 posted on 11/28/2005 9:01:36 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Don't forget the cheese!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hope your holiday was a great one. Now, on to my $0.02.

"Bill Cosby. He's a huge disappointment as far as I'm concerned."

The DUmmies are always dissappointed when one of their subjects leaves the plantation!


20 posted on 11/28/2005 9:02:53 AM PST by CSM (When laws are written, they apply to ALL...Not just the yucky people you don't like. - HairOfTheDog)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dean Koontz is a neighbor (Newport Beach, CA) and quite a family man. He purchased a smaller house behind his bay front digs and completely redid the place for children lowering windows, ceilings etc. and had custom furniture made for the whole house.

He invites the neighborhood to at least one party a year and opens the 'Doll House' then too.

He's very nice but I can't stand his books.

21 posted on 11/28/2005 9:03:00 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I hoped everybody enjoyed their turkey. The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey."

PJ, there are people working right now to cure this condition. It has been found that in some people, the "We Want Something" else gene is missing. Right now, the only known cure is chili and beer. Good luck!

In before 50!!! WOOHOO...


22 posted on 11/28/2005 9:03:20 AM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Everybody Loves Raymond"

Raymond Bradbury? Not when they call him a "bat-shit crazy old man."

23 posted on 11/28/2005 9:03:42 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Little Rays of sunshine.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez is a class act. When he played for the Cubs - I had a chat with him and he gave me a game ball, which I promptly gave to the little boy sitting next to me. I told him I lost the ball and asked for another.

Luis Gonzalez is also a well known Freeper.

24 posted on 11/28/2005 9:04:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top something I guess.


25 posted on 11/28/2005 9:04:53 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Pelosi is as empty as an Amish Phone Directory)
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To: PJ-Comix
The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey.

Check to see if Karl Rove has bought stock in any turkey farms. He could be using the mind-control ray during this slack political time to boost his own wallet.

26 posted on 11/28/2005 9:05:44 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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Replace "Goldstein" with "Bush" and you have the DUmmies in a nutshell.

Actually Orwell mean Goldstein to represent Trotsky. BTW, 1984 is basically a satire on the Bolsheviks. Big Brother is Stalin and I even recognized Kamenev and Zinoviev type characters in there.

27 posted on 11/28/2005 9:06:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I just finished the two books of Dean Koontz that are out so far from his "Frankenstein" series, and while I was reading them, I kept wondering if he was a conservative. I am glad to have my thoughts confirmed.

Ironically, the next book I am reading after Koontz is Michael Chritons "State of Fear", and I am somewhat enjoying that also.

28 posted on 11/28/2005 9:09:14 AM PST by codercpc
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To: PJ-Comix
There was an absolutely hysterical DU thread a year or so ago, where all the more heavily medicated residents therein had protracted screaming fits over the sudden "revelation" (to them, at any rate; it'd already been common knowledge for some years, by that point) that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 funnyman Michael J. Nelson was a lifelong, broken glass political conservative.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... good times. Good times. :)

29 posted on 11/28/2005 9:09:20 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: codercpc

Dean Koontz is a conservative.


30 posted on 11/28/2005 9:10:49 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: PJ-Comix

The good old party of peace and love.


31 posted on 11/28/2005 9:11:09 AM PST by NeoCaveman ((To libs:) We are your overlords)
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To: PJ-Comix
Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

How do you know "global warming" is not just the end of a cycle of global cooling?

32 posted on 11/28/2005 9:11:17 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (These things go in cycles, you know.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How come "Bruce Willis" is missing from the list?


33 posted on 11/28/2005 9:11:38 AM PST by voletti ("A man's character is his fate." - Heraclitus)
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Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

Another falsehood. Crichton isn't debunking global warming.

34 posted on 11/28/2005 9:13:13 AM PST by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

I couldn't let it stand so I smacked the hive with a reality stick good and hard and pointed out that Lincoln was a republican. To add insult to injury I further pointed out that my sorry highschool dropout butt had a better grasp on history and reality than fine young university students like themselves.

I guess I should apologize to Lincoln for putting him on the liberal sh!t list. OTOH maybe he should thank me.


35 posted on 11/28/2005 9:13:28 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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I think they mean the sci fiction great, Ray Bradbury.

Heck I didn't even know he was still alive.

36 posted on 11/28/2005 9:14:25 AM PST by mware (That's Christmas with a C, not an X)
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To: Charles Henrickson


Do you hear the same when we discuss Susan Sarandon or Barbra Streisand?


37 posted on 11/28/2005 9:15:35 AM PST by BunnySlippers
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I knew there had to be another reason I liked that show.


38 posted on 11/28/2005 9:16:57 AM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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>>>>>Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill.


There must be another universe out there where this paragraph makes a vague amount of sense.


39 posted on 11/28/2005 9:17:08 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Almost any problem is preferable to a greatly attenuated lifespan! - Kenneth Roberts.)
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"Charlton Heston but he became too rabidly right wing."

Did they just figure out that he was a Republican. I bet they really hated it when he marched in Selma.


40 posted on 11/28/2005 9:18:19 AM PST by Holicheese (Would you like a beer? No thanks, I will have a bud light.)
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Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

So does this mean Ray gets hated by association?
41 posted on 11/28/2005 9:20:35 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

42 posted on 11/28/2005 9:21:42 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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“Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.”

Must'a been one of the Fenway, 'Gay-Day' attendee's.

43 posted on 11/28/2005 9:21:53 AM PST by johnny7 (“You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.”)
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I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

And what volumes have you published, o demented DUmmie sitting in your parents' basement?

44 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:03 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

Yeah I know it but I only wanted to educate them, not kill them.
45 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:44 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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"Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh! "


Oh these DUmmies are too funny! It never occurs to them that these shows are the very ones who actually are watched! Nobody watches their left wing kooks shows, and when their left wing kook agenda enters one we DO watch, it's a death sentence for the show.

Networks don't seem to care either, they proudly boast of their low ratings! ANYTIME a conservative Hollywood type steps up and says how they feel, their careers soar.

The DUmmie world is getting smaller and smaller!
46 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:47 AM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Banana Republican; Luis Gonzalez
Will the real Luis Gonzalez please stand up?

The consistently good OF for the Arizona D'backs, I mean.

In Solomon-like fashion, I will decide which one of you is the real Gonzo by how you answer me these questions three:

1. What happens to used chewing gum?

2. What is your quest?

3. What's the wing-speed velocity of an unladen fastball?

47 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (What's your favourite colour?)
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To: PJ-Comix

If we get to start a list, I'll nominate Pat Buchanan.


48 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:26 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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What sad,pathetic,bitter little lives they live.

The scarier part is that holding power is the only thing that will bring them happiness.That kind of obsession with control and power is what does result in the oppressive regimes in the world.

If Republicans have a tough time next November,I won`t like it but my life will go on and I will still laugh and enjoy myself.

49 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:38 AM PST by carlr
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To: GSWarrior

Explain.


50 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:40 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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