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DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-06 ("Can freepers be deprogrammed?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 23, 2006 | DUmmie Doohickie, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/23/2006 5:16:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix

I found the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Can freepers be deprogrammed?" especially amusing since I just received a personal FreepMail message at the Free Republic from none other than DUmmie Doohickie. In case you don't remember DUmmie Doohickie, he was the author of some of our FAVORITE DUmmie threads called "I BELIEVE" in which he was cheerleading the DUmmie to BEEEELEEEEVE that John Kerry was going to be inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2005. These threads began shortly after the 2004 election and lasted until early Jan. 2005 when Doohickie took an embarrassed exit from DUmmieland but has recently returned. Here is the FreepMail that Doohickie sent to me:

"At this point, I must ask....is Doohickie one of us? NOBODY among the DUbies refers to the President as W....."

It's kind of funny what one finds when one does a search on his own username.

At this point, I *am* one of you, since I had to join the Freepers to send you a PM.

But, no, I am no Repbulican. I am in fact a registered Democrat. I live in Texas, though, and W is what I call Bush. Molly Ivins, the syndicated columnist, often refers to him as Dubya, and I used W as a shorthand for that. I think you read too much into my use of the W.

I'm obviously disappointed with the outcome of the election, and also with the way things have gone in the country since then. But I'm also flattered in a way that my threads over on DU garnered so much attention by the Freepers.

You will probably notice the spelling of my Freeper username: Doohickee. I actually registered Doohickie a long time ago (around the time of the I Believe threads), and it took me about 2 posts to get punted off FreeRepublic. Apparently the Freepers aren't all that keen on free speech.

Anyway, tell the gang over in Freeperland I said hi and make some more jokes about me if it makes you feel better.

Still believing in America,

Doohickie

Yes, I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE this was DUmmie Doohickie. So this DUFU edition about Deprogramming is dedicated to DUmmie Doohickie along with a hearty thanx for the MANY laughs he has provided us with his "I Believe" threads which exposed MANY DUmmies who are in real need of deprogramming. As usual, the undeprogrammed DUmmie recitations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who BEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVES that John Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, is in the [brackets]:

Can freepers be deprogrammed?

[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE John Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan. 20.]

I've read articles about people who have joined cults. In many cases, their parents hired someone to "kidnap" them and then put them through a regimen to "deprogram" them.

[You are just $10 away from being deprogrammed.]

I personally believe that freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies, comprise a cult. They are programmed (brainwashed) to absorb, digest and repeat any piece of wingnut propaganda being fed to them.

[They are programmed to robotically chant: "I BEEEEEEELEEEEEVE John Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan. 20."]

So I'm asking psychiatrists, psychologists and the well-informed out there, is it possible to deprogram these people?

[Let's ask a real expert: DUmmie Doohickie.]

The problem is they are uneducated. Therefore, there's nothing to deprogram. They are just trying to hang on to their own ignorance and for some reason want to drag everyone else down with them.

[We are so uneducated that not only do we BEEEEELEEEEVE that John Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan. 20 but we also BEEEEELEEEEEVE that Al Gore is now president in an Alternate Universe.]

Go read a couple of "Pray for President Bush" threads The people at FReakRepublic are flat out nuts. There used to be some sane ones, but they got driven out or quit in disgust. Not to mention the yearly purges. They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent.

[Can we also read a couple of "I Believe" threads? Or how about a Hopi Indian prayer thread? Or an astrological thread predicting the fall of Bush because the moon is rising in Uranus? And if that doesn't work would sending $10 to Bev Harris help in overturning the election? Oh, and I BEEEEELEEEEVE the draft will take place by April. Oh, that was supposed to have been April 2005. Never mind. Instead I will maintain my faith that June 16th is the Day When Everything Is Finally Going To Change. I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE! And have yourself a Merry Fitzmas!]

I could recommend some medication: Lamotrigine.

[DUmmies are experts in medications. In fact you can find a whole list of meds in the 06-27-05 DUFU edition titled, How many of us here take antidepressants?]

Years ago, we used to hear about families who had a family member that got mixed up into religious cults, and how these families would get "deprogrammers" to deprogram what these religious nut cults had brainwashed their family members with. We stopped hearing stories about this at about the same time that the Right Wing Nuts started gaining power in the government. Of course, these Right Wing Nuts finally achieved their complete power grab of the government, after years of harassing and smearing Bill Clinton and any Democrat that got in their way. So, does anyone believe their is a relationship with this?

[Absolutely. Vicious rightwingers discovered that deprogrammed DUmmies weren't FUnnie any more so they decided to leave them in their original condition. After all, if all DUmmies were deprogrammed, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose all its comedy material, ESPECIALLY DUmmie Doohickie's HILARIOUS "I Believe" threads.]


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1 posted on 02/23/2006 5:16:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/23/2006 5:17:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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3 posted on 02/23/2006 5:18:55 AM PST by NeoCaveman (The shark has been jumped, there is no turning back)
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To: PJ-Comix

They don't mean deprogrammed...they should be honest and say, reprogrammed....


4 posted on 02/23/2006 5:20:53 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: PJ-Comix

Dude! I am so in!


5 posted on 02/23/2006 5:20:57 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can freepers be deprogrammed?

Well I'm just hoping that when I'm sent away to the super secret (Don't ask how I know) FEMA reprogramming camps, that they send me to the one near Raco field here in Michigan. I've been wanting a relaxing trip into the upper penninsula anyway.
6 posted on 02/23/2006 5:22:12 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek
Top ten.

L

7 posted on 02/23/2006 5:22:56 AM PST by Lurker (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
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To: PJ-Comix

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8 posted on 02/23/2006 5:23:41 AM PST by Old Sarge (In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
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To: PJ-Comix

top10?


9 posted on 02/23/2006 5:24:02 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns (Native Texan now in SW Ok.)
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To: PJ-Comix

10 ahain?


10 posted on 02/23/2006 5:24:54 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Perhaps they can set up some camps for us, you know, so we can be 'reeducated'. They worked so well in Cambodia and Viet Nam. I'm sure they'll work equally well here.

L

11 posted on 02/23/2006 5:25:09 AM PST by Lurker (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
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To: PJ-Comix

OOOOOOH If I get deprogrammed do I get to have an implant in my neck? Kewl!


13 posted on 02/23/2006 5:25:55 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

>The problem is they are uneducated.


Absolutely. Guys like Ben Stein, Dr. Walter Williams, Arnaud de Borthgrave, all of them dimwits.

NOT!


14 posted on 02/23/2006 5:26:22 AM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: MindBender26

oops, Borchgrave


15 posted on 02/23/2006 5:26:49 AM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can FReepers be deprogrammed?

Good question... I'll just play some solitaire while I think it over.

16 posted on 02/23/2006 5:27:25 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PJ-Comix

16, eh, it'll do I guess.


17 posted on 02/23/2006 5:27:28 AM PST by Romish_Papist (iuxta est Dominus contritis corde et confractos spiritu salvabit.)
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To: freedumb2003

ahain=again


18 posted on 02/23/2006 5:27:30 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: Romish_Papist

Ok, 17 then lol.


19 posted on 02/23/2006 5:27:41 AM PST by Romish_Papist (iuxta est Dominus contritis corde et confractos spiritu salvabit.)
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So I'm asking psychiatrists, psychologists and the well-informed out there, is it possible to deprogram these people?

Yeah, deprogrammed to be like DUmmies?!?! DUmmies can't get through the simple issues of life without having to be on antidepressants. They hear too many "voices" in their heads. Things like "Vote Kerry you moron." "Hillary is the smartest woman in the world." Too bad the drugs haven't stopped these haunting voices.

DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")

Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.

Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.

You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you

Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!

I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.

prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.

It goes on and on...



20 posted on 02/23/2006 5:39:53 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Kool-Aid, anyone?


21 posted on 02/23/2006 5:45:31 AM PST by YourAdHere (Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I would love to seem them try to deprogram the kitties....


22 posted on 02/23/2006 5:46:29 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

Cripplecreek is high on life.


23 posted on 02/23/2006 5:48:21 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies,

HAHAHAHA!!! Yep, we're all programmed to think alike! Guess the DUmb@$$es have never seen the BushBot wars.

The problem is they are uneducated.

If two engineering degrees makes me uneducated than I plead guilty! 'Pod.

24 posted on 02/23/2006 5:49:39 AM PST by sauropod ("All you get is controversy, crap and confusion." Alan Simpson defining the WH Pimp Corps.)
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To: MindBender26
>The problem is they are uneducated.

Absolutely. Guys like Ben Stein, Dr. Walter Williams, Arnaud de Borthgrave, all of them dimwits. NOT!

Lets not forget, the loudest voice over there is a part time HS teacher -- if he was so sharp why is that the best job he can get (although soon he'll be switching to the Prison Laundry or Lisence Plate Manufacting)?

25 posted on 02/23/2006 5:49:45 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: sauropod
If two engineering degrees makes me uneducated than I plead guilty! 'Pod.

See my 24. And I have a BA in business as well.

26 posted on 02/23/2006 5:50:49 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Go read a couple of "Pray for President Bush" threads The people at FReakRepublic are flat out nuts. There used to be some sane ones, but they got driven out or quit in disgust. Not to mention the yearly purges. They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent.

Rrrrr-i-i-i-ight < /sarc>...just try a little dissent over there and Comrade "Skinner" or Commissar "EarlG" will have your account liquidated faster than a Kulak can say "Premier Stalin!"

27 posted on 02/23/2006 5:51:06 AM PST by meandog (For lurking Moo-slew-ems: Sahada: "That which Islam calls "Allah" is Satan and Mohammad is his pig!)
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To: darkwing104

Pssst

Don't tell anybody but I have two women in my home who work in the medical profession. At least that's their cover story. In reality they implant 'control' devices in DUmmies to make them more compliant.


28 posted on 02/23/2006 5:51:21 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: sauropod

I mean my 25.

*need more coffee*


29 posted on 02/23/2006 5:51:27 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do they want to "deprogram" us, or send us to "re-education" camps?

And, they have the nerve to call us "uneducated" and fascists.

30 posted on 02/23/2006 5:51:31 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Join FR Team 36120 at http://folding.stanford.edu {Protein Folding Project})
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To: PJ-Comix
I personally believe that freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies, comprise a cult. They are programmed (brainwashed) to absorb, digest and repeat any piece of wingnut propaganda being fed to them.

If only DUmmies could read.....read any thread re: President Bush's policies and you'll see anything but lock-step marching....so, Doohickie or whatever you are, please take a class in ABC's and one in learning to read....

31 posted on 02/23/2006 5:55:00 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Or an astrological thread predicting the fall of Bush because the moon is rising in Uranus?"

Hey, leave my anus out of this...

(Sorry, I could not resist...)


32 posted on 02/23/2006 5:55:33 AM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: FreeAtlanta
Eutopia for DUmmies.

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33 posted on 02/23/2006 5:58:30 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Apparently the Freepers aren't all that keen on free speech.

ROFLMAO! Try signing up at DU and posting some commond sense, see how long you stick around.
34 posted on 02/23/2006 6:00:05 AM PST by BJClinton (Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Their arrogance never ceases to amaze me.


35 posted on 02/23/2006 6:01:06 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent"

Since when have they allowed dissent? Say one decent thing about Republicans and your gone. We get into huge arguments over here because we do allow dissent. They are looking in the mirror and not liking what they see.


36 posted on 02/23/2006 6:05:07 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Pookyhead

I resemble that remark.


37 posted on 02/23/2006 6:05:25 AM PST by BJClinton (Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
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To: BJClinton
ROFLMAO! Try signing up at DU and posting some commond sense, see how long you stick around.

Sorry mac...

I don't need to get diptheria to know I don't like it!

38 posted on 02/23/2006 6:05:55 AM PST by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm sad to hear that I am uneducated. I'll have to take that stuff off the walls in my office and send it back to those colleges and universities. They must have gotten the wrong name and address.


39 posted on 02/23/2006 6:06:41 AM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: Publius6961
Yeesh, I was just pointing out their hypocrisy and you had to bring explosive, watery diarrhea into the thread. :)
40 posted on 02/23/2006 6:07:53 AM PST by BJClinton (Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
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I don't need to get diptheria to know I don't like it!

To quote Tommy Boy: "You can tell a lot about a bull by sticking your head up it's a**, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"
41 posted on 02/23/2006 6:09:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix

42 posted on 02/23/2006 6:10:45 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: PJ-Comix
They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent.

LOL, there is 1000 times more dissent in Freeperville than there is in DUmmieland. DUmmmieland tombstones people for believing that Shrubbie did not plan or let happen 9-11.

43 posted on 02/23/2006 6:13:01 AM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix

Did you happen to remind DUbie Doohickie that the life span of a dissenter in the DUmp is vastly shorter than a dissenter here. In fact, we have a lot of dissenters. We only ZOT the disruptors!


44 posted on 02/23/2006 6:27:50 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top 50 - first page of the thread.... woohoo!
45 posted on 02/23/2006 6:30:07 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
I could recommend some medication: Lamotrigine.

I'd be surprised if 1 in 10 FReepers are even familiar with this medication. I've never heard of it, and I'm indirectly familiar with a lot of them.

46 posted on 02/23/2006 6:37:42 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I would like to see the difference in average income between the RWN of Free Republic vs the Left Wing Loons of DU. Does anyone doubt which would be higher.


47 posted on 02/23/2006 6:40:13 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

We know what face is on the Red Queen.


48 posted on 02/23/2006 6:42:13 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50?


49 posted on 02/23/2006 6:44:41 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Without God all things are permissible." -- Dostoevsky)
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To: The_Victor
I wasn't familiar with it so I googled it.

"Lamotrigine (la-MOE-tri-jeen) is used to help control some types of seizures in the treatment of epilepsy. This medicine cannot cure epilepsy and will only work to control seizures for as long as you continue to take it. It can also be used in the treatment of bipolar disorder (manic-depressive illness) in adults older than 18 years of age."

Hmm, I'm not bi-polar and I don't have epilepsy so it's no wonder I've never heard of this particular drug.

50 posted on 02/23/2006 6:47:51 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns (Native Texan now in SW Ok.)
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