DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-06 ("Can freepers be deprogrammed?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 23, 2006 | DUmmie Doohickie, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Not A Snowbird]

For sure! They're almost nine months old now, and they are just too cute!

[steve-b]

The problem is they are uneducated.

LOL -- this from a forum where half of the members can't string together a paragraph without at least one spelling or grammatical error or express any strong opinion without recourse to the F-word.

[SaveTheChief]

Are you kidding me? I've been programmed by Karl Rove himself, with a little help from Dick Cheney. Given the "evil factor" that was included in my programming, not to mention a short tutorial in how to attempt murder with bird shot, it is hopeless for any DUmmie to try to deprogram me.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Thanks for the ping to the latest DUFU, I missed it 'cuz I was out of town. Also, thanks for the ping to the Folding Thread - I'll admit it, I'm a Folder for the Gipper, and I love it!!!

[weegee]

That's what the socialist left hopes with corporate "re-education" brainwashing, er "diversity training" to get us to parrot back that homosexuality is not a sin and abortion is A-OK.

[weegee]

Maybe he's a neo-"Repbulican"

[beckysueb]

Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones )

This has got to be the DUmmie quote of the century!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

I personally believe that freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies, comprise a cult.

When someone complains about people being zombies or cultists, the usual problem is that they wish they were the witch doctor or cult leader.

[weegee]

Of course, these Right Wing Nuts finally achieved their complete power grab of the government, after years of...

The despots on the left HATE free elections. They do NOT agree in one man one vote or the will of the people.

They are extremists who's goals are contrary to our constitutional form of government. Communism is cruel. Give it up already. Millions have been murdered proving it is a flawed system and kills the identity of the individual.

[parsifal]

Ping me.

parsy, the pingable.

[weegee]

They are supremacists and expect you to bow to your damned intellectual superiors. And don't think for yourself. You are too "stoopid" to vote.

In their eyes, a vote for Bush is a vote miscast for Kerry.

[beckysueb]

I would like to see the difference in average income between the RWN of Free Republic vs the Left Wing Loons of DU. Does anyone doubt which would be higher.

Here they try to have it both ways. Republicans are rich white angry males, yet when it suits their purpose, we are ignorant knuckle draggers from the backwoods.

[weegee]

I know which group would have higher donations to charities...

The left is charitable with OPM (other peoples' money) through taxes.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Yeah they are really concerned about consistency aren't they?

[justshutupandtakeit]

We know the answer to that one too.

[weegee]

They have their panties in a bunch because MurryMom got suspended recently (since brought back).

[parsifal]

If you want to stay on DU -- you have to think like a DU-er. This means that you can be dumb, strident, sychophantic, wierd, naive, whatever as long as you lop a few points off your IQ. Do not try the other end of the spectrum very often, or you will expose yourself.

Take it from someone who has swam unknown (and popular) in the DU SEWER for years.

parsy, the one man army.

[weegee]

Democrate evidence a lot of self-loathing and projection.

[beckysueb]

Does anyone know what happened to DUmmy Faye? She was pretty entertaining. She was all over DU for awhile.

[confederacy of dunces]

Wow, thank you for your sacrifice.

:)

How's your hazmat suit holding up?