DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-06 ("We are winning! Keep up the good fight! BUSHCO is going down...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2006 | Hobbit Oscar, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

The Dems/Libs seem to be so far off message. Would that attract voters? I guess I take everything too seriously - sorry

Right, sorry, not allowed. No rational strateg(er)y. No appealing to voters. No "message" thing. Only rah-rah crapola, with no specifics.

[PJ-Comix]

Here's the latest post from the frontline trench of that thread:

Kick and punch them until they're down...!!! ...then keep on kicking and punching them until they've breathed their last!!! Don't let up...!!! Keep kicking until the stench of death stings your noses!

[Charles Henrickson]

Bumper sticker: "Republicans Lie" Simple. . . .

"DUmmies Lose": Tattoo that on your forehead.

[speed_addiction]

This sounds like a job for . . . the DUACos! Arise, O DUmmie Activist Corpse! Arise from the dead and take up arms! Person your stations! To the front! To the battle! En avant, marche! Victoire!




What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[NathanR]

A sword day, a red day ! Ere the sun Rises! Ride, ride now. Riders of... Democrats.Ride for VICTORY!

To me, this evokes the Night Riders of Nathan Bedford Forrest, not Hobbits.

[The Right Stuff]

Nice, calm pacifists - huh!

[Charles Henrickson]

Kick and punch them until they're down...!!! ...then keep on kicking and punching them until they've breathed their last!!! Don't let up...!!! Keep kicking until the stench of death stings your noses!

AAIIIYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! THE BIG BAD DUMMIES ARE COMING AFTER US, AND THEY ARE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BureaucratusMaximus]

We need a positive message about the Democrat party, not a they suck message.

Wow...so some of them are capable of rational thought. Go figure.

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you think we are going to win elections on freakin' Jack Abramoff?

THE BALLAD OF DUMMIES GONE WILD
Tune: "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of crap we'll try to float;
It started down in Florida
Aboard a gambling boat.

The boat was owned by Abramoff,
A neocon for sure;
Some "terrorists" set sail that day
For a three-hour tour,
A three-hour tour. . . .

The storm was getting Rovian--
Must not connect the dots!
If not for the evil of the Bush Regime,
The DUmmies would seem nuts,
The DUmmies would seem nuts. . . .

The sh*t runs deep in DUmmieland--
Just look how high it's piled!
With Gannon/Gosch--and Guckert too--
The ambassador and his wife,
The MoveOn crowd,
The producer, named Mary Mapes--
Here on DUmmies Gone Wild!

[SoothingDave]

is that you, e e cummings?

Good one, Rev.

SD

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you think we are going to win elections on freakin' Jack Abramoff? . . . We need a positive message about the Democrat party, not a they suck message.

Kewpie doll candidate, this one, PJ.

[chesley]

jeez..I would hate to be a liberal..

Well, as long as you can keep 3 brain cells functional to spark together, you won't be. Two just won't do it.

[Charles Henrickson]

We need a positive message about the Democrat party. . . .

Good luck with that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Bullshit. Nothing I said is nutty.

That's right, you said . . . NOTHING! There is no "there" there. No substance.

[Charles Henrickson]

A sword day, a red day ! Ere the sun Rises! Ride, ride now. Riders of... Democrats.Ride for VICTORY! I`M PARAPHRSING TOLKIEN, LORD OF THE RINGS AND ALL THAT. GEE WHIZ his words do resonate. . . .

LOL! Lord Arrogant is riding around on his trusty steed, rattling his saber, trying to rally the troops . . . AND NO ONE IS BUYING IT! LOL!!!!

"I'M PARAPHRASING TOLKIEN, fer cryin' out loud!! Doesn't that MEAN anything to you people??? Why aren't you guys AFFIRMING me??? WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Ride now, ride now, RIDE TO GONDOR!!!

The only riding you will do is to continue your up-and-down, up-and-down ride on the DUmmie Rollercoaster.

[chesley]

Probably a lousy freeper troll advising them that it would be better to concentrate on winning elections than pursuing impeachment.

I do it all the time. It's safe to do because they will never take the advice. Work, after all, is called "work" for a reason. And it really stirs up the ant farm.

[Charles Henrickson]

Lets say we win in 06, impeach Bush. Great, President Cheney!

You're gonna go from about 44 Dems in the Senate . . . to 67???!!! Just in the this fall's election???

Let's say . . . you're nuts.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's starting to smell funny around here. Anyone else notice it?

I think I saw benburch just walk into the room. That might be it.

[Charles Henrickson]

BUSHCO- BRING IT DOWN,BRING IT DOWN,BRING IT DOWN... If not now when ?

I suggest you aim for January 20, 2009.