posted on 03/07/2006 9:36:32 AM PST
"Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!"
posted on 03/07/2006 9:37:07 AM PST
Was he ever told to shut up?
posted on 03/07/2006 9:37:58 AM PST
* willfully misdirected ... to pray north
I must admit I am guilty of this offense.
I willfully removed stickers from hotel room furniture indicating the direction of mecca and rotated them 180 degrees. I have done this in almost every hotel room I have stayed in throughout the Middle East and Asia.
posted on 03/07/2006 9:42:10 AM PST
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: 1st-P-In-The-Pod; A Jovial Cad; A_Conservative_in_Cambridge; adam_az; af_vet_rr; agrace; ahayes; ...
FRmail me to be added or removed from this Judaic/pro-Israel/Russian Jewry ping list.
Warning! This is a high-volume ping list.
posted on 03/07/2006 1:41:28 PM PST
(Psalms of the Day: 39-43)
To: areafiftyone; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
I feel so...soiled. I need a hug.
posted on 03/07/2006 1:50:14 PM PST
by Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
willfully misdirected ... to pray north
LOL! Hes going to hell for sure. But not because hes praying in the wrong direction.
posted on 03/07/2006 1:52:17 PM PST
* offered a plate of pork *
These guys want to kill us and we are worried about what they eat?
posted on 03/07/2006 1:55:04 PM PST
I'd pay money to hear Bush say the following:
"We're being constantly accused of torturing the illegal combatants imprisoned at Gitmo, despite the fact that we're not using torture. However, given the constant drumbeat of accusations, I've decided to initiate torture sessions in the hope of deriving useful intelligence that will save the lives of Americans, our allies, and other innocent parties around the world. Because those making the accusations already believe we're guilty, we might as well derive some benefit from their perceptions."
"willfully misdirected ... to pray north"
so he was praying to President Bush for how long?
posted on 03/07/2006 2:16:37 PM PST
To: areafiftyone; Slings and Arrows; All
........had his peanut butter eaten by a guard "right in front of him".
One needn't be a bleeding heart to shudder at the inhumanity thus displayed.
The Horror! The Horror!
I'm gonna write a letter to Peter Pan about this atrocity right now!
posted on 03/07/2006 2:24:32 PM PST
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THE CRUEL SHOES
posted on 03/07/2006 3:56:18 PM PST
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posted on 03/07/2006 7:21:46 PM PST
("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann)
Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!
posted on 03/08/2006 2:59:44 AM PST
(“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
able to hear two guards having sex, while they assumed he was asleep
Sorry, we'll try to be quieter next time.
To: areafiftyone; Alouette; Slings and Arrows; Do not dub me shapka broham
"had his peanut butter eaten by a guard "right in front of him"."
Oh HORRORS! Why the OUTRAGE! Call the ACLU, call Kofi, call Jimmuh, call Willie J, call the NYT, call CAIR, call Reverend Jessie, call Mootbat Sheehan..............call me a taxi! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
posted on 03/08/2006 4:40:47 AM PST
by Convert from ECUSA
(The "religion of peace" is actually the religion of constant rage and riots.)
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