Ok, lets recap, shall we?
1. Sunny Cuba with white sandy beaches
2.3 Hots and Cot, served ala carte (Duck l'orange anyone?)
3.Warm climate year round
4. Excellent health care (better than we taxpayers get)
5.Snappy, stylish, jumpsuits that never go out of style
6.Free Koran and Prayer rug and apparently, babes, too!
After reveiwing the above, I have to ask myself, What the hell am I doing in Saint Louis??!!
Not having as much fun as if you were in Gitmo, evidentally.