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Why Al Gore Couldn't Lose in 2008 (where do they find these guys?)
Oped News ^ | March 7, 2006 | Allen Snyder

Posted on 03/08/2006 8:03:57 AM PST by presidio9

With meek and spineless Democrats incapable of putting up anything more than a holographic opposition to the fascist BushCo regime, aging progressives like me are wondering if we’re gonna be forced to spend the rest of our more-than-half-lived lives watching moronic and myopic BushCo regressives and their ideologically twisted descendants kill, maim, and tax-cut their way to universal one-party American political rule.

When the best Dems have to offer is the ‘angry’ Hillary Clinton or a recycled John Kerry, surely all hope is lost. There’s little chance I’d vote for Clinton after her hawkish stance on the war and the embarrassing way she pandered to wingnuts on flag-burning (is there a bigger non-issue?). As for Kerry? Are you kidding? I was awake in 2004.

Most frustrating is knowing what the Dems have to do to win. And not just win, but literally sweep this cartel of traitors and criminals out of office en masse. It’s such a no-brainer, I can’t believe it’s not regularly trumpeted across the land. Even though sometimes the story pops its head out, the silence from the all-but-state-run MSM is fairly deafening.

The solution to Democratic woes? Run Al Gore in 2008. The guy can’t lose – unless, of course, he ‘reinvents’ the Internet, gets caught with a dead girl or a live boy. But those latter two would involve a kidnapping, Demerol, and a compliant hooker – not beyond the realm of Rovian possibility, just not very likely.

Why am I so convinced Gore would be all but unbeatable? Many reasons, actually.

First, the specter of Bill Clinton has completely faded away. In fact, most people are pining away for those halcyon days where America had a middle class and an economy that worked. Private office blow-jobs, even in the White House, are just so passé. And if the regressives think they can dig up that old spunk-stained blue dress and flog it some more in light of all their boys’ criminal treason and cronyism, then they’re in for a world of political hurt.

Second, the Gore closet is relatively skeleton-free. The best the regressives had on him they used in 2000. There just ain’t nothin’ left. And when you consider that what they did use turned out to be typical regressive lies and bullshit, how would they attack him this time around? Sure, Rove will make up lies as he goes along, but he’ll be preaching largely to the brain-dead already converted über-regressive choir.

Third, he’ll be guaranteed the sympathy vote. Everybody with a functioning brain knows he kicked regressive ass in 2000 and that BushCo was never legally elected but illegally installed with a 5-4 Supreme Embarrassment vote after Bush-loving regressives went ‘wah, wah, wah’ all the way to Court. What better way to reward Gore’s patience by giving him what was rightfully his all along?

Fourth, there is the general perception that Gore has never waffled on his stance on the war. Even though the truth, as laid bare in ‘The Rhetoric of Al Gore: Not to Be Trusted’ by Joshua Frank, posted on Dissident Voice and elsewhere, is less than flattering, Gore has maintained the illusion of a consistent opposition to the Iraq War from Day 1. He obviously knows that BushCo was for many months manufacturing its case (the only manufacturing jobs left in the US anymore) for a bogus war designed solely to enrich whatever corporations have their heads furthest up BushCo’s ass. And since we learned from BushCo that everything’s perception, we can let some myths work for us for a change.

The fifth reason is his fairly consistent and outspoken criticism of BushCo’s more horrendous policies. Gore gets high marks and standing Os practically everywhere he speaks because he’s been taking BushCo to task either for lying us into an unwinnable war or illegally spying on us. Both are seriously big issues that Gore can hammer home and repeat ad nauseum till the general public starts to get that BushCo’s raison d’être is to royally screw them, even if it means acting like terrorists to do it.

Sixth, regressive scandals are piling up higher than the dead bodies of innocent Iraqi women and children. Any Democrat who can’t get beaucoup mileage out of the regressives’ pathological criminal behavior and mass murders should turn in their Magic Democratic Decoder Ring. Again, constant repetition of the ‘traitor/liar/war criminal’ meme can only help. If there one thing Americans understands, it’s stuff that’s been told to them a bazillion times.

Finally, Gore can easily paint himself as a man of the middle class by attacking BushCo’s blatant cronyism and wealthy corporate favoritism, which have resulted in BushCo’s killing almost 3,000 American soldiers in Iraq, ruined the US economy for at least a generation, sold off American security to the highest foreign bidder, and completely leveled one American city. It’s safe to say that, after Katrina, we’ll be able to count on one hand the number of American Blacks who vote regressive.

So DLC/DNC take heed. A Gore candidacy would put the White House in the bag and run the regressive crooks out of town.

Now if we could just do something about those pesky voting machines…


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1 posted on 03/08/2006 8:04:00 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Couldn't lose what?


2 posted on 03/08/2006 8:04:33 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: BenLurkin
Couldn't lose what?

His hatred of GWB.

3 posted on 03/08/2006 8:07:01 AM PST by Rocko (Liberals -- they have a compassion you always hear about, but never witness.)
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To: BenLurkin
Couldn't lose what?

Weight


4 posted on 03/08/2006 8:08:18 AM PST by mathprof
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To: presidio9


I want some of what that guy's been smokin'

God bless our troops wherever they may be.

5 posted on 03/08/2006 8:09:45 AM PST by JusticeTalion (Vulcan's never bluff.)
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To: presidio9

6 posted on 03/08/2006 8:10:36 AM PST by pabianice (contact ebay??)
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To: presidio9

My, such an angry young man Mr Snyder is.

He needs to get back on his meds, along with Al Gore


7 posted on 03/08/2006 8:12:00 AM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: presidio9
Geez, there are so many journalists that have gone off their meds lately.

Al Gore has had two bites at the apple and couldn't get it done. He can't even win in his home state. I feel old just going over this crap again.

9 posted on 03/08/2006 8:14:00 AM PST by Comstock1 (If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.)
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To: presidio9
Third, he’ll be guaranteed the sympathy vote. Everybody with a functioning brain knows he kicked regressive ass in 2000 and that BushCo was never legally elected but illegally installed with a 5-4 Supreme

Well, if GWB wasn't elected in 2000, that means he can run again in 2008. :-).

Remember, the real vote on the Supreme Court was 7-2 that Florida had to obey its own voting law no matter what the Florida Supreme Court pulled out of its backside.

10 posted on 03/08/2006 8:15:03 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The tree of liberty is getting awfully parched.)
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To: presidio9

".....Now if we could just do something about those pesky voting machines…"

Yeah, like try and rig them in your favor, steal them and have them found in your DNC vans. Slash the tires and vandalize GOP Van-Pools?

Filthy Dems.


11 posted on 03/08/2006 8:15:50 AM PST by jw777
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To: presidio9

I could swear this was written by über-fag Mark Morford.


12 posted on 03/08/2006 8:16:33 AM PST by hang 'em
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To: JusticeTalion

"Second, the Gore closet is relatively skeleton-free."

Except for some illegal Chinese campaign contributions that is.

One thing I give this guy, he is correct in that Gore is a better choice than either Clinton or Kerry and he can generate the contributions as well as either.

Problem is he has been out of politics for eight years, which also might be a good thing because few moderate RATS will remember him.

A Gore/Richardson ticket can be dangerous. Hillary offers nothing except to hold on to the same states as Kerry did.

On the other hand.......I have five fingers.


13 posted on 03/08/2006 8:16:56 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (To Serve Man......It's a cookbook!)
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To: presidio9

He makes is sound as if W is running again and he will be the force to be reckoned with in '08.


14 posted on 03/08/2006 8:23:04 AM PST by synbad600
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To: presidio9

This faggot has got to be delusional.

Can you imagine the hours of video the RNC must have of algore repeating all of the DUmmie talking points. If Rove thinks hillary and dean look angry, what must algore look like on video.

"He betrayed this country, he played on our fears." Picture Gore shouting this on commercials 24/7. And that during the primaries.


15 posted on 03/08/2006 8:37:35 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: presidio9
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16 posted on 03/08/2006 8:43:16 AM PST by Old Seadog (Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
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To: presidio9

Amazing. Stunning. I'm flabergasted.

Just imagine what kind of twisted warped cocoon world this loon has to love in to, He must,

A: Believe Gore is a good choice.
B: Believe Gore can win (including beating Hillary).
C: Believe the majority of Americans have sympathy or lost love for Al Gore.

These are the nutbags who are tyring to take over the Democratic party and in my opinion have a 1:5 shot of accomplishing their suicidal goal.

You better believe that if the GOP loses the House (I don't think it will happen) these moonbat nuts will work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in an attempt to impeach Bush.


17 posted on 03/08/2006 8:51:55 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69
You better believe that if the GOP loses the House (I don't think it will happen) these moonbat nuts will work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in an attempt to impeach Bush.

Hey, super. President Cheney, here we come.

18 posted on 03/08/2006 8:55:36 AM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: presidio9
So DLC/DNC take heed. A Gore candidacy would put the White House in the bag and run the regressive crooks out of town.

Comrade Snyder doesn't seem to appreciate the significance of the fact that The Former Twelfth Lady has a copy of algore's FBI file....and his 201 file.I,for one,have never heard why algore,the son a powerful democRAT Senator,didn't do a full tour in SE Asia.

19 posted on 03/08/2006 9:07:22 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: finnman69
nutbags

You got that right. Check out the oped news site, the special feature to the right of the column, that the WTC collapses were controlled demolitions. Some BYU physics prof and other nutcases. Bullhockey. Horsebubbles. Inane prattle. Bathos.

20 posted on 03/08/2006 9:09:39 AM PST by BuglerTex
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To: All

Archive of the moonbat authors kook rants. He's a philosopher teacher.

http://www.opednews.com/archivesSnyderAlan.htm

google searches show he's currently a visiting instructor at Georgia State University
http://www2.gsu.edu/~wwwphl/philosophy/faculty/PhilosophyFaculty&Staff.html

and

"Allen Snyder is an instructor of Philosophy and Ethics at Pellissippi State Technical Community College in Knoxville, Tennessee. "
http://www.pstcc.edu/community_relations/catalog/fs/facult.html
ALLEN SNYDER—Adjunct Faculty
Liberal Arts
Regents B.A., West Virginia University
M.A. in Philosophy, University of Tennessee


21 posted on 03/08/2006 9:12:22 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: presidio9
My Lord, thank you for making my enemies stupid.

Either that or this guy is a Republican plant.
22 posted on 03/08/2006 9:19:40 AM PST by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Cheburashka

not a plant see

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1592401/posts?page=21#21


23 posted on 03/08/2006 9:24:04 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: presidio9
Hey, super. President Cheney, here we come.
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You only need a simple majority of the House to impeach.
But you need 2/3rds of the Senate to convict and remove from office.
If they win the House impeachment is certain. But the Senate will never convict, so no President Cheney, unless he decides to run in 2008.
24 posted on 03/08/2006 9:26:24 AM PST by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: finnman69

You never know, he might be in deep cover.

But I don't have a problem with the stupid theory either.


25 posted on 03/08/2006 9:29:08 AM PST by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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