Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-06 (Ouija Board Polls)
Posted on 03/28/2006 5:37:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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I read your essays and pass them around, briefly explaining the purpose of DUFU, but the essays stand on their own.
When my husband read the Madness of King George essay, he asked where he could read your other work.
Revealing the disorderly mental state of the Democrat base,(a base that drives the modern Democrat Party,) with intelligence and wit, as you do in DUFU, is really a public service. There has to be a way to get a wider readership.
The fact is, DUmmies, that there are about 40% of Americans who simply DISAGREE with you and your friends. We see the miniscule tinkering with civil rights, and see it as REASONABLE. We know the economy is doing PHENOMENALLY well, considering what the country has been through the last 5 years, and that includes Republicans who forgot how to cut spending. We don't believe in your ludicrous fantasies and delusions, we think YOU are the whackjobs, not us.
We aren't inclined to evil, we aren't all Christophiles. We're decent folk, heck, everyone tells me I'm a nice guy. If we met out in public, you'd probably like me, and your girlfriend would probably wanna do me. There is no need to fear me.. well, except for that part about your girlfriend...
Is that so? I guess thats why Bush won by what was it 4 million votes?
Jesus loves the little children 'Cept for that one and those two over there
Yesssss yessss! Thank God we got President Kerry in '04.
Here's their bigger problem. If a pollster asked me, I'd probably take a neutral view on Bush these days... Between disagreements with him from the start and things he and his administration have done that range from annoying me to getting me PO'ed, I can't say I support him.
However, I think back on Algore and Kerry and how I thought their administrations would have turned out and it certainly would've been worse under either of them (especially Algore) than it is now.
So.... Perhaps they're expecting supprt from the two-thirds who say they don't approve of Bush in the upcoming elections. Well, Bush doesn't get my support right now, but, at least at the federal level, I'm not going to voting for Dems, either.
Presidents: Average Job Approval
|Kennedy||70 percent||17 percent|
|Eisenhower||65 percent||21 percent|
|G.W. Bush||65 percent||32 percent (to date)|
|G.H.W. Bush||63 percent||33 percent|
|Reagan||57 percent||39 percent|
|Clinton||57 percent||39 percent|
|Johnson||56 percent||31 percent|
|Nixon||49 percent||38 percent|
|Ford||49 percent||38 percent|
|Truman||47 percent||39 percent|
|Carter||46 percent||39 percent|
Love your tagline, but why stop there! Pitt for DNC Chair! He could hardly do worse that Howie "The Scream" Spendthrift Dean.
I was in SUCH a funk on Electino Day 2004 because of those "exit polls". Funny how the media never seemed all that interested in getting to the bottom of why those polls were so wrong.
I love how the DUmmies insist on pushing this as the reason Clinton was impeached--for having oral sex outside of marriage. Their inability to get it and their inability to gain a majority in Washington--see a connection, DUmmies?
Wow, is that clever or what? With that kind of intellect on their side, the DUmmies will continue to hold the majority for...uh...
The poll taking procedures just remind me of that planchette gliding gently from letter to letter on the Ouija board. It seems like the planchette is moving of its own volition but in reality it is subtly following the directions guided thru the fingers resting on it. Much like the poll results will show the wishes of the organizations that commissioned it. The poll taker planchette seemingly acting according to impersonal statistics but in REALITY reflecting the symbolic fingers resting upon it to give the results desired.
Well that does it for me. I'm seriously not gonna vote for Bush in '08.
Strangely enough, at one point in my checkered career I was read by over a hundred million Russkies across 11 time zones in Krokodil magazine. It is all explained in I WAS A COMMIE WRITER. Also I mixed in politics with movie reviews when I was "typing" the AL GORE AT THE MOVIES reviews.
Ummm... hate to tell you, but his "girlfriend" is a .jpeg.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say "Pitt sucks it" in my post. My bad...hate breaking protocol.
Heh, or his right hand...
I've often wondered myself why the exit polls were wrong.
By way of comparison, the exit polls for the British General Election in May 2005 were totally accurate.
Based on our discussion about this last night, I would wager that in Britain they didn't have idiots like the Kerry people who tried to rig the exit polls by showing up at polling places and voting in the exit polls. In Britain they probably just let it alone because both sides wanted to see an accurate poll, not some rigged propaganda, which ultimately failed.
He also showed me how easy it is to get the answer one wants from a poll, based on such simple things as the poll-taker's tone and placing of questions. One will get different answers by asking a question in subtly different ways. You will get a different answer by asking:
Do you approve of your governor's performance?
Do you approve of your Republican governor's performance?
Do you approve of our Republican president? Do you approve of our Republican governor?
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