Posted on 05/09/2006 9:48:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Did you know that we had a military coup last Friday? If you blinked your eyes you might have missed it. However, DUmmie LeftHander was perceptive enough to spot that elusive military coup as you can see in his THREAD titled, "U.S. Military Coup happened today - BushCo is Toast." I made fun of DUmmie Steve2470 for merely speculating, Would the military intervene to save us? DUmmie LeftHander has gone him one further by stating that the military coup has already happened but we just didn't notice it. Upon what does DUmmie LeftHander base his premise of an invisible military coup? Amazingly he speculates that it happened in large part because Jeff Gannon came out of the closet last week. Yeah, and I guess if Mr. Slave on South Park has a sex change operation that will mean that the military has invaded Canada although nobody but DUmmie LeftHander would have noticed it. More than likely DUmmie LeftHander's hyperactive imagination ran away with him when he rented the "Seven Days In May" DVD and noticed that the calendar said it was May. BINGO! He put two and two together and came up with seven as in "Seven Days In May" which means we MUST have had a military coup, unnoticed by anybody except him. So let us now enjoy the comedic entertainment of DUmmie LeftHander making the case out of nothing that we really really did have a military coup in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, trying to picture General Hayden as James Mattoon Scott, is in the [brackets]:
U.S. Military Coup happened today - BushCo is Toast
[The military coup happened so fast that only DUmmie LeftHander noticed it.]
No mistake about it.
[If you say so, it MUST have happened. Continue with the laugh lines.]
The U.S. Military just put the skids on BushCo.
the dots....connect them....
[I've connected the dots and it shows the outline of your empty skull.]
Gannon comes out as gay and a gay escort.
[So if Barney Frank goes straight, would that mean the coup attempt has failed?]
Goss resigns.
The FBI investigating a Watergate Sex scandal.
Cheney threatens Russia.
[We stand by in awe as DUmmie LeftHander proceeds to list and connect the dots...]
Condi, MSM have been shilling for Iran military resolution.
Multiple retired generals still alive criticize BushCo.
BushCo blatently challenging the constitution with sigining statements, torture and NSA spying.
["Facts, Hercule, facts, behind them lays the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule let us examine these facts..."]
Too much for some of the JTS. (Joint Chiefs of Staff)
[Here they come to save the day!]
The U.S. military has officially stop obeying the Bush administration. Just as he divided the American public so too has he divided the Military leadership. We are all cut of the same cloth.
["And if you want to talk about your oath of office, I'm here to tell you face to face, President Lyman, that you violated that oath when you stripped this country of its muscles - when you deliberately played upon the fear and fatigue of the people and told them they could remove that fear by the stroke of a pen. And then when this nation rejected you, lost faith in you, and began militantly to oppose you, you violated that oath by not resigning from office and turning the country over to someone who could represent the people of the United States."]
No need to freak out. We all know where the real power is. It is the U.S. Military and it is is dysfunctional at best but it knows where it's true alligence lays. The Constitution.
[True. Article 69 of the Constitution provides for a military coup when the DUmmies get upset.]
It was only a matter of time before the right promises and threats were made.
["If you military people overthrow the evil Bush regime, we DUmmies promise that we won't treat you like dirt for one day per year."]
Make no mistake. There are some high ranking military types that will no doubt people will turn up dead....This will be the sign that the Military took the advice of DU and choose the side of preserving the constitution over protecting the interests of the robber barons.
[Yes, the military closely monitors DUmmieland for inspirational reasons, not low comedy.]
There were direct statements on this board that discussed the role and responsibility of the military in preserving the constitution of these United States. We've have been heard. And we should be glad. The last thing anyone wants is a popular revolt, where the military is called in to kill citizens. That is where we were heading. Clearer heads have prevailed and BushCo is finished.
[Isn't it wonderful! We just had a military coup that no one noticed!]
The military code puts the constitution first before obeying the President. They could always play that card with GW.
[Follow the constitution by staging an unconstitutional military coup. DUmmie reasoning at its finest...and FUnniest.]
They just did, today May 5th 2006.
[Sorry. I blinked that day so I didn't notice.]
A democracy is only as stong as the loyalty of the military to it's constitution. Thank the troops and our dedicated military leaders to recognize that BushCo were liars and thieves set to demolish America.
[Please thank the troops for the military coup that no one noticed. And now on to more comedy from the other DUmmies...]
Huh-wah? What military coup? Link??
[Huh-wah? What military coup? If you send me the link then that will confirm it happened even though I didn't see anything about it in the news.]
What exactly are you talking about? Nero and his cronies are still in power. Let me know when Army tanks are parked on the White House lawn, and then we can talk coup.
[Don't worry. As soon as DUmmie LeftHander can send the link then that will PROVE it happened despite total lack of news coverage of this momentous event.]
Give me a break...there is no way the perception of a coup would be allowed to happen.
[Oh, I see, DUmmie LeftHander. The military coup actually happened. It's just the PERCEPTION of it that didn't happen.]
What did I miss?
[The military coup. It REALLY happened. However, because the PERCEPTION of the military coup wasn't allowed, you missed seeing it.]
guess i am not able to connect these dots!!
[The dots run from Jeff Gannon's closet all the way to DUmmie LeftHander's empty skull with a pitstop in the Twilight Zone.]
You lost me... what are you referring to that happened today?
[A military coup, oh, and the earth torn apart by a giant meteor impact. Now go back to sleep.]
Here let me explain... Gannon gained his stature and access to the WHite House by having dirt on congress and others for the Watergate prostitution scandal now being investigated by the FBI.
Gannon admits that he is gay today and thus validates all the specualtion about his placement in the WH press.
Scotty has resigned....I conclude Scotty knew a lot about gannon.
The Watergate "Duke" sex for influence scandal reaches way back when Gannon was a gay escort for hire. He was hired.
this is the "ace in the hole"....the Military went along with BushCo for as long as it did taking a wait and see attitude. Many in the Military higher ups were bought and sold on BushCo. Many weren't. It was this battle that waged and Bush lost himselft by allowing Cheney too much leverage. Bush being the shallow idealistic frat boy was drunk with the power of being President. But it was Dick that has long been the dangerous one. Even G HW Bush could not predict Cheney's ambition.
The basic fact is...the GOP....the NeoCons are emasculated. The presidency is now under control of the Military....they have the best interest of preseving this nation and they will do so.
[Thanx for connecting all those dots, DUmmie LeftHander, while providing the bellylaughs.]
Perhaps I missed something
[I think it's called "sanity."]
This is not specualtion....but logical conclusion.... How does a known male escort, former military, gain access to the White House? DU has always been about connecting the dots and we've been right time and time again. It doesn;t matter what you think happened. In the end...The democrats are taking charge this Novemeber. Bush is emacualted. The GOP in congress is going to be mostly in jail.... that is the outcome of this bloodless coup.
[DUmmie LeftHander elaborating on the dot connecting of a military coup that no one but him knows has happened.]
I'm wondering if you have some inside info, but I must admit that deep in my heart I've wished for something like this since well about 2002. I've thought surely there must be someone(s) out there doing some planning to do SOMETHING to stop this march to hell the neocons have been leading. I hope, pray, wish, and yearn for what you say to be true.
[Yes, Dorothy. Just close your eyes, lean back, and click your heels together three times while repeating: "I WISH there will be a military coup! I WISH there will be a military coup! I WISH there will be a military coup!"]
Most of our military doesn't even know what the Constitution is. And for sure they haven't read it and if they did 70% would not understand it.
[Great! You WISH for the military to save you via a coup while at the same time mocking them for being almost illiterate. For this you win the DUmmie Diplomacy Award.]
We were in a constitutional crisis.
America was at the brink of becoming a fascist single party state. Only the Military stood in the way. And Bush and Rumsfeld tried very hard to ensure that they could control all layers of the military.
the thing they did not understand and I think that many do not understand is that the military mind is duty and honor bound. And that duty is first to uphold the constituition. thankfully even our founding fathers recognized this and made sure that the military was bound not to an individual but and idea....
it took a while for this to sink in. Because BushCo has been as effective on the Military as they were on the media and the public. Rumsfeld and Cheney were both long time military cilvilian leaders and understood how to manipulate it. What they did not figure is that ultiamtely the military if beholden to the constituton first not the Presidency. Breaking the chain of command in the military is not easy.
But it was done today.
[Are you connecting the dots, DUmmie LeftHander, or presenting a movie pitch for "V for Vendetta II"?]
Rawstory had a Gannon story today but their site is down right now, so I can't link it.
[Hurry up and link it so I can BEEEEEELEEEEEVE we had a military coup!]
This is the most fascinating and unnerving thread I've ever read on DU.
[Or the most surrealistically HILARIOUS thread.]
Either pass that pipe.... or put it down and back away....slowly.
[Taking a hit on the crack pipe certainly does help in connecting the dots.]
Locking....
This is very speculative. Please feel free to repost when you have a link from a reputable source.
[Locking....This thread is leaving DUmmieland wide open for yet another satirical edition of the DUmmie FUnnies making us all look like complete fools. Please feel free to repost when you have achieved a modest level of sanity.]
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Because six retired generals spoke out and Gannon was found to be gay over a year ago?
Logic ain't a membership requirement over at DU I see.
top 10?
Lousy Freepr Troll!
10!
Top 15!
Top 10, now to read the artical.
The most honest Democrat at DU has posted.
Top 10 or 20!
Burbling Bongwater Batman - The MILITARY is in charge!
ROTFLMAO!
Woo Hooo! Top 15!
Please, I find all that top 10/top 20 stuff really annoying and scroll through it, gritting my teeth when I stop to see if someone's posted an actual comment.
Damn! I must have missed that MARADMIN message. Seriously, if these DUmmy clowns were dogs, they would have been put down a long time ago. The DUmmies wouldn't know a coup if if it bit em' in the a$$.
When LeftHander connects the dots, all I get is a Spirograph picture.
Notice how he's much more familiar with the word "dysfunctional" than he is "allegiance."
I knew that Bush being emacualted would do him in. I was emacualted once, whew----- never want to go through that again.
These people would make a most interesting case study for a right-minded psychologist. The manner in which they delude themselves, and feed their own delusions with the delusions of the others on the board really does amaze me. It makes me wonder how these people actually get by in 'real life'. Is this just their fantasy based escape, or do these people actually operate under the self-induced delusions and false sense of self-importance? I know I should be used to this by now, but I really can't seem to get used to the idea that these people actually have lives and are somehow able to lead them living under the assupmtions that they must make. I think it's more a testament as to just how great this country really is that an entire sub-class of people actually live, work, and prosper (yes, that's a relative term) under a self imposed delusional fantasy spectrum that they have created for themselves. Absolutely amazing.
Still alive? You mean the elite BushCo Ninja Terminator Assassination Squads haven't gotten them yet?
Sheesh. The inside of a DUmmie's head is like a Salvador Dali landscape where Occam's Razor is replaced by Occam's Kaleidoscope.
This DUmmie must wrongly assume that most of the military is of liberal persuasion.
Because I have yet to come across a liberal who understands the intent and meaning of the United States Constitution.
If they came back today, Jemmy Madison et al would deem contemporary liberalism a deviant, illogical, and pernicious institution.
"Most of our military doesn't even know what the Constitution is. And for sure they haven't read it and if they did 70% would not understand it."
Most in the military have a better understanding of the Constitution than any DUmmie, and are far more intelligent.
Well, try to plant something even more patently absurd there and see if they swallow it. BTW, they are all wrong: it had been scheduled for last Friday, true, but due to the weekend absenteeism and inebriation it had to be rescheduled for Tuesday.
congrats, you're number 14!!!!!
Top 30!
The DUmmies remind me of when I was in grade school and had to face a difficult test on Monday morning. All weekend I would hope for some cataclismic event so I could get out of the test. Actually it did work once when school was delayed due to a hurricane.
**the thing they did not understand and I think that many do not understand is that the military mind is duty and honor bound. And that duty is first to uphold the constituition**
Clearly that's what he doesn't understand. Duty, honor, country. Did he forget that the military votes overwhelmingly for Republicans?
With the speculation that Jeff Gannon coming out of the closet was the instrumental dot leading to a military coup, perhaps this plot could be made into a movie called, "Seven Gays In May."
Sorry, PJ, I'd rather read the self-centered whinings of the 14 year old girl than these incomprhensible fantasies about secret military coups. Just trying to follow DUmmie "logic" makes my head hurt.
BTW, 31? ;)
Someone should photo shop the movie poster at the top of this poster to read: "Seven Gays In May."
"This DUmmie must wrongly assume that most of the military is of liberal persuasion."
Why is it that liberals tend to believe the military is mostly liberal? I have a cousin who is very intelligent, yet she could not bring herself to believe me when I told her most of the military is conservative, or at least not liberal.
"we've been right time and time again"
?????????
Examples, please.
Wow, this DUmmy just lower the group IQ level over there to about 41. It was hanging around 44 till he posted.
So THAT was somehow the opening shot in The Military Takeover.
This just shows how completely, utterly unbalanced the Dims are:
The Liberals' most trusted government agency is the CIA.
They openly advocate a military takeover of a "democracy".
Their idea of a feminist icon is a woman who got everything she has because she was married to a successful man.
They are no longer the people who say "Marriage is only a piece of paper"--now it is such a sacred, wonderful thing that MORE people should get married, and are no longer advocating for ending the institution as being repressive to the wife.
They mock a man addicted to prescription drugs and applaud local government digging through his private medical files and accusing him of crimes he never committed...all because he took drugs.
They applaud a rich boy who crashes his car twice in one month while under the influence because when caught he "admits his problems". Then, while he's in recovery, they renominate him.
Their party is anti-gun but are trying to hide that fact, and even have as their leader a man who was endorsed by the NRA.
The party of "The Little Guy" put up a candidate in 2000 for president who lived all his life in private schools or in a hotel in Washington, DC while claiming to have been a farmer; in 2004 they put up a man who married two multi-millionaire women, a man who drove SUVs and flew in private jets while claiming to be fighting against a rich boy.
I could go on...but isn't the conclusion obvious?
The DUmmies and their party are a collection of schizophrenics.
let them take over in November at your peril.
"And Bush and Rumsfeld tried very hard to ensure that they could control all layers of the military."
I can't imagine the Commander-in-Cheif trying to control the military. Who does that BushHitler think he is!
Wow, I don't even know where to start with this one.
Look at the kind of pansy, effete coups we have. We need to follow the example of third world nations. Now those are coups! A coup is not a coup without a few beheadings, hangings, and mutilations.
The dead ones, on the other hand, are all staunch Bush supporters.
Occasionally you'll get a DU post that gives you a glimpse into their lives. No kidding, these people are on some pretty heavy meds and living off the dole in one manner or another. It's really depressing and pathetic.
"Their idea of a feminist icon is a woman who got everything she has because she was married to a successful man."
I wish we could just dropp JFnKerry!
Last Friday? I was stuck on a plane and missed the coup? Darn it. Why didn't anyone tell me?
His IQ must definitely be in the double digits and in the minus
Didn't you get the memo? The call to arms was even recived on my bicuspid filling.
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