DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-06 ("An Open Letter to Richard Cohen"---Pied Piper Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

that rage may have elected Nixon, but also served to stop the killing in Southeast Asia

WHat an imbecilic, insolent pup. Pitt wasn't even born until Vietnam was over, was he? And here he lectures Cohen about how Cohen knows NOTHING about those times.

The smelly-hippie-bong-baked protests "stopped the killing in Southeast Asia"??? When the U.S. military pulled out of 'Nam--while we were winning--then somehow it was all daisies and daffodils and fuzzy warm bunnies??? Pitt was still sucking on his pacifier, I guess, and is ignorant of the North Vietnamese genocide against the South after we pulled out. I guess the 1.7 million that the Khmer Rouge slaughtered in Cambodia are mere statistics.

What a short-sighted, naive, moron this guy is.

[Paradox]

and horrific body counts in a faraway land.

Horrific? I have been coming to the conclusion that one of the main things which Liberals lack, is perspective.

[Charles Henrickson]

people are angry - brain-boilingly, apoplectically, mind-bendingly so. . . .

"Brain-boilingly"? Pitt, I think you may have overreached with this one. I'm seeing Anthony Hopkins with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Bahbah]

Will Pitt doesn't write very well.

[Choose Ye This Day]

you should try reading some of the emails I get on a weekly basis.

To: Pied_Piper_Pitt@truthout.org
From: Brittani
Subject: Helloooo?

Like, why havent U called? Last semester, U said I was the only 1 4 U. Where R U? Why havent U called, Rivers? Look, the junior prom is next week, and if U dont call, Robbie asked me and so like Im going with him.

[Charles Henrickson]

I am, quite often, so angry that my hands shake.

Pitt is so mad he hasn't slept since April.

Of last year.

[PJ-Comix]

This Richard Cohen is a WaPo columnist, no? So now I can see what Pitt is doing with this "Open Letter." He's trotting out his colorful "literary phrases" so as to impress this guy, maybe get a mention in his column, maybe wangle a paying job out of it somehow. . . . "Hey, look at me! I'm a writer, too!"

NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! In case the Kerry campaign shtick (which is doomed to failure) doesn't work out, Pitt's plan is for a standby as a WaPo columnist. Too bad for Pitt that he has a LONG written record identifying himself as such a Moonbat that even the Post would be too embarrassed to hire him.

[Charles Henrickson]

a former high school teacher from New England here . . .

. . . who keeps a low profile now on the schoolyards of Newton. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

so filled with bile and rage. . . .

Filled with something.

[Choose Ye This Day]

The war in Vietnam, barbaric as it was, did not inspire tens of thousands of Vietnamese to join martyr's brigades.

Does Pitt REALLY believe that TENS OF THOUSANDS of Iraqis are joining martyrs brigades??? I guess he didn't get the memo, that things are not going swimmingly for the handful of AQ pukes (most of whom are NOT Iraqi) that are still left alive:

http://www.centcom.mil/sites/uscentcom1/Shared%20Documents/Extremist%20Page/full_translation_done_may_3.aspx

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

"[i] Let us retract the foreskin of confusion and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

At a minimum, I suggest you head down to your local hardware store and buy a few sheets of 40-grit sandpaper. Apply it liberally - pardon the pun - to any and all parts of your body that may be exposed to the scary anger of the anti-war Left. Toughen up that hide of yours, and greet the coming days with a leathery mien impervious to a few angry emails.[/i]

an these folks are sexual perverts..... severely into pain and self mutilation....

[Charles Henrickson]

I sometimes don't recognize my face in the mirror.

Your efforts to elude the authorities in Massachussetts must be paying off.

[nina0113]

What was the deal with Colbert anyway? I missed the first act here.

[PJ-Comix]

Pied Piper Pitt as "The Fugitive." Hey, it WORKS!---As a comedy.

[Choose Ye This Day]

wrote a book called "War on Iraq" in the summer of 2002. That book stated there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, no al Qaeda connections in Iraq, no connections to 9/11 in Iraq, and thus no reason for the invasion of Iraq.

Well, If PPP wrote it (with Pedophile Scott's help), then it MUST be true!

Right?

Uh...Pitt? You may want to factcheck and revise your screed:

http://iraqdocs.blogspot.com/

[Charles Henrickson]

I sometimes don't recognize my face in the mirror.

. . . . . . "Mirror, mirror, fixed on Will,
. . . . . . You give me the biggest thrill!"

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! I gotta remember that "Mirror Mirror" line and blatantly steal it from you for a future DUFU.

[Choose Ye This Day]

You should be asking why you yourself are not with them in their rage.

Translation: You should be asking yourself why you are not a barking, stark-raving lunatic moonbat like us DUmmies.

[PJ-Comix]

I actually HOPE the WaPo posts (online) this open letter to Richard Cohen and then just below it post (with links) a selection of Pitt quotes from DUmmieland so the readers can know what wackiness he is coming from.

[Choose Ye This Day]

They destroyed the career of a CIA agent who was tasked to keep an eye on Iran's nuclear ambitions

Who? Valerie Plame? Her husband outed her long before the administration declassifed documents. Documents which showed that intelligence services worldwide believed Iraq was trying to procure nuclear weapons. Everyone in Washington knew Plame worked for the CIA--and was no covert agent. Wilson now doesn't even claim that the administration outed his wife.

They tortured people

Panties on the head isn't torture. If it were, than I'd say Pitt has been tortured a few times by underaged schoolgirls.

and spied on American civilians

Give me a name. Give me a link. Give me some PROOF.