Posted on 05/10/2006 3:06:14 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
Top Ten Surprises In ABC's Bird Flu Movie (Presented By Britney Spears)
10. Thanks to sponsorship deal, flu is cured by delicious taste of Dr. Pepper 9. Humans attacked by pigeons with tire irons 8. 20% of population comes down with less dangerous "bird hiccups" 7. Every time someone says, "chicken," all the characters chug a beer 6. Hilarious scene in which Leslie Nielsen confuses his Tamiflu with his Viagra 5. Every single person in the world ends up at General Hospital 4. The big villain? Larry Bird 3. Sad conclusion in which Charlie Brown puts a bullet in Woodstock 2. Hilarious scene where the guy playing President Bush actually solves the problem 1. Sole survivors Michael Jackson and Rosie O'Donnell are forced to repopulate the earth
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10. Thanks to sponsorship deal, flu is cured by delicious taste of Dr. Pepper
09. Humans attacked by pigeons with tire irons
08. 20% of population comes down with less dangerous "bird hiccups"
07. Every time someone says, "chicken," all the characters chug a beer
06. Hilarious scene in which Leslie Nielsen confuses his Tamiflu with his Viagra
05. Every single person in the world ends up at General Hospital
04. The big villain? Larry Bird
03. Sad conclusion in which Charlie Brown puts a bullet in Woodstock
02. Hilarious scene where the guy playing President Bush actually solves the problem
01. Sole survivors Michael Jackson and Rosie O'Donnell are forced to repopulate the earth
Speaking of Hanso, LOST rocked tonight
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