DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[chesley]

Well, this is my fourth identity. My first, "chesley" got up to 300 before they busted me for vigourously defending the invasion of Iraq. My second, "forgethell" got 4500 posts before being banned.

It was amazing, too. At Christmas, 2004, with about 2000 posts, I decided to go all out on a conservative crusade. I made the DUmmie FUnnies three times as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. See my profile.

Then just last week ole "Burning Water" got burned. He had over 1200 posts, but I don't know exactly how many. Could have been 1300 or more.

Here are some of my posts. I was still trying to disguise myself as a liberal. Do my comments seem conservative to you? I think they are what any progressive with at least two sparking neurons would think. But obviously they were too much for DU.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1909587&mesg_id=1909587

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x426989


http://sync.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x200127


My fourth, and current, identity is working towards his first 100 +/- 100. Don't want to be too specific.

[PJ-Comix]

From now on, when discussing Schadenfreude among the DUmmies, it needs to be called freudenschade.

[chesley]

It's hard to see how it can be topped. Or is that "bottomed"? Hmm, maybe we better not go there. But you know what I mean. How can they get any worse? We don't know; we just know that they will.

[chesley]

Yeah. In the really high class society (snicker) that I inhabit, it's called "slumming".

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #845.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"because of certain legal and ethical problems, the incumbent, Charles Taylor may withdraw/be forced out"

Too bad. I'm a long time fan of his high-top basketball shoes...Will Converse still be sending him residuals?

[PJ-Comix]

"24 business hours" is Jason Leopold trying to erase the target on his ass.

LOL!!!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Well, your spelling and grammar out you as a conservative--since you spell correctly and form complete sentences without LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS and profanity.

And posting something from World Net Daily probably didn't help you much.

Try to be even more moonbat-hysterical-barking-at-the-moon this time. :o)

[The Right Stuff]

Haha. I caught that one also. Freudenschade, indeed. We may have a new DUFU insider word!

[commonguymd]

I believe! I believe!

[gardencatz]

My, my, my, my, my, my, my! It looks like our good friend Anonymous Army (Pitt's arch-nemisis and all round good guy) managed to save Pitt's raving, drunken rant to Skinner. Timing is everything! http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/5/15/33446/1501.

Cindie

[commonguymd]

I saw that. What a great catch. Wonder if Skinster saw it, or if not; I wonder if anyone forwarded it to him. Pitt is a pathetic drunkard.

[PJ-Comix]

My primary is over, but because of certain legal and ethical problems, the incumbent, Charles Taylor may withdraw/be forced out, and I am in the running to be chosen as the replacement nominee for Congress in the 11th District of NC.

WOW! That is INCREDIBLE news!!! Is there anything in the newspapers about Taylor possibly being forced out?

[bcsco]

"From now on, when discussing Schadenfreude among the DUmmies, it needs to be called freudenschade."

I agree. But there'll have to be a lot of graphics changed because of it.

[bcsco]

"Yeah. In the really high class society (snicker) that I inhabit, it's called "slumming"."

It would also seem you're doing a little 'chumming' of the waters there.

[bcsco]

"Freudenschade, indeed. We may have a new DUFU insider word!"

See post #42, above. PJ and I agree on that. Only, a bunch of graphics will have to be redone.

[chesley]

We do what we can.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Wheeee!

That's gonna come back to haunt him. When Truth Out the Window is shown to be full of b.s., I think we can fully expect to see Pitt's tombstoning ceremony.

[visualops]

I can't sit still. and I can't pull my ass away from the computer! This feels like election night 2004.

LOL! Couldn't have said it better myself, DUmmie!

freudenschade baby!

As per usual, the DUmmies have it bass-ackwards.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Someone needs to Photoshop the U2 album cover and change "Achtung Baby" to "Freudenschade, Baby!"