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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-06 (Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Dons Tinfoil Hat Over "Stolen Election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2006 | Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2006 3:07:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Then a couple years later, this stuff starts to become mainstream

mainstream? Rolling Stone, DU, and Truthouthedoor is mainstream? I must be trapped in one of those alternate universes I have heard about where everything is 180 degrees out of phase with the real universe.

51 posted on 06/01/2006 5:54:55 PM PDT by epow
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To: epow
mainstream? Rolling Stone, DU, and Truthouthedoor is mainstream? I must be trapped in one of those alternate universes I have heard about where everything is 180 degrees out of phase with the real universe.

Welcome to Bizarro World, Land of Dims and DUmmies.....

If THESE cretians EVER get power again, this nation is done.....

52 posted on 06/01/2006 6:11:47 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Looks like others now joining the conspiracy nuts like us at DU.

Birds of a feather tend to flock together.

I'd feel better if they were in a cage......

53 posted on 06/01/2006 6:14:12 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: dirtbiker
I'd feel better if they were in a cage......

I understand that's being taken care of by Halliburton on Cheney's orders. It shouldn't cost the taxpayers more than a couple hundred billion, tops. A bargain if you ask me.

One fake Walmart SuperCenter in the west TX desert may not be enough to hold them all, but there's still plenty of vacant land in Wyoming.

54 posted on 06/01/2006 6:49:28 PM PDT by epow
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To: epow
I understand that's being taken care of by Halliburton on Cheney's orders. It shouldn't cost the taxpayers more than a couple hundred billion, tops. A bargain if you ask me. One fake Walmart SuperCenter in the west TX desert may not be enough to hold them all, but there's still plenty of vacant land in Wyoming.

I actually used to work at a Walmart. All NEW Walmart Supercenters are being built with basement "quarters" to house "guests" that will manufacture the products that Walmart sells. The "couple hundred billion" will be more than offset by decreased imports from China and abroad, not only boosting the economy, but easing our growing trade deficit...

Halliburton is a GENIUS!!

55 posted on 06/01/2006 6:57:55 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I did a whole chapter in my book devoted to DU's reaction to the election and all of their wild theories. My personal fav - when the networks did the little interview with the Bush family watching election returns from the White House, the DUmp believed that was a signal for the Rovianites to start hacking in to the electronic voting machines. It was a vast Rovian conspiracy!


56 posted on 06/01/2006 7:02:04 PM PDT by Chickenhawk Warmonger (All aboard the Chickenhawk Express... www.chickenhawkexpress.blogspot.com)
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To: Purrcival
Or were your guys just trying to discourage the Republican voters in the western time zones from voting, by making them think it was no use so why try?

Which is what they tried in 2000 by falsely calling Florida for Gore so early.

57 posted on 06/01/2006 7:03:37 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

Any Republican who doesn't win by at least 30 billion votes in the future will always be accused of voter fraud. Meanwhile, a Democrat who wins by one vote is held the undisputed victor.


58 posted on 06/01/2006 7:03:42 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Purrcival
Hey Purrcival, I don't get this whole CH thing. I'm not one of the favored ones around here, but this seems strange. I wish, since he is one of our biggest contributors (meaning content, I don't know about cash) we could see what the offending comment was.
Could a troll have hijacked his user ID?
I am not sure, but from his words, I have always thought CH was a Minister, or a professor. I can not believe he is capable of posting anything that would make a Moderator react like that.
I sure hope he doesn't leave us for good because of this. He is much too sharp a poster to not have around.
59 posted on 06/01/2006 7:12:06 PM PDT by rikkir (Focus, people, focus, we still have work to do in November!)
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To: eddie willers; PJ-Comix

Remember, too, how in the 2000 election, one of the networks reported that all of the polls in Florida were closed...an hour before the polls in the panhandle had closed, because they were on Central time. They said that was an "error". Fat chance.

I work in I.T. I'm part of a team that supports thousands of servers in the Americas, and I work with people in various parts of the globe. In my job, I ALWAYS have to be aware of the time zone that affects any server that I touch (and by extension, its users).

By the same token, people in the media have to be equally aware of the time zones...which states are in more than one time zone, which areas of the country convert between Standard Time and Daylight Saving Time. This is ESPECIALLY true during an election, when they have to be responsible enough to let voters know when the polls open and close in each precinct.

Bottom line: I don't believe this was an "error", even for a second.


60 posted on 06/01/2006 7:17:50 PM PDT by Purrcival (Admin Mods: PLEASE reinstate Charles Henrickson! Pretty please, with sugar on top?)
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To: rikkir

I agree, rikkir. BTW, Charles is a Lutheran minister. Last I knew, he was/is also a PhD candidate in Biblical Studies.

BTW, whaddya mean that you're not one of the "favored" ones around here? We love you, too!


61 posted on 06/01/2006 7:19:44 PM PDT by Purrcival (Admin Mods: PLEASE reinstate Charles Henrickson! Pretty please, with sugar on top?)
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To: All
Okay, the official announcement will be in the next DUFU edition but you can now have a sneak preview by just going to my DUFU BLOG on BlogSpot and look at the sidebar on the right or at the bottom of the Blog. Can't say any more than that but check it out for yourselves.
62 posted on 06/01/2006 7:20:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: rikkir

It's possible that Charles' account was hacked by an angry DUmmie.


63 posted on 06/01/2006 7:21:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival
Bottom line: I don't believe this was an "error", even for a second.

Yep....I'm old enought to remember when the news sets (like the Dave Garroway "Today Show") all had clocks showing the various timezones.


64 posted on 06/01/2006 7:24:20 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: freedumb2003; Purrcival; PJ-Comix

Yes, I think it's time to set up a CH ping list. Every time I've ever read a post by CH, it was always a voice of reason. I strongly suspect this was a case of either a misunderstood pun - or an unattended computer that was logged in.


65 posted on 06/01/2006 7:27:35 PM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: PJ-Comix

I enjoy Charles's replies. I don't know why he was suspended, but there must be a mistake.


66 posted on 06/01/2006 7:55:36 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pied Piper Pitt - the first Liberal MIA)
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To: PJ-Comix

RFKjr is back....back on the SMACK!


67 posted on 06/01/2006 8:30:57 PM PDT by ThreeYearLurker
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To: bcsco; Purrcival; PJ-Comix; SCALEMAN

I happened to read Charles' posts. He told two jokes about the disabled Vet who is suing M. Moore.

I was not offended, but can see how others might have been.


68 posted on 06/01/2006 9:12:16 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: gate2wire

Others have told similar jokes and have not been suspended. Was the mod having a bad hair day?


69 posted on 06/01/2006 9:24:39 PM PDT by Purrcival (Admin Mods: PLEASE reinstate Charles Henrickson! Pretty please, with sugar on top?)
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To: Purrcival

I think they were just taken the wrong way. I can't believe, after a year of reading CH's posts, he meant to insult this Vet. I guess we have all posted things that seemed funny at the time, yet did not go over well in print.


70 posted on 06/01/2006 9:30:10 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Like many Americans, I spent the evening of the 2004 election watching the returns on television and wondering how the exit polls, which predicted an overwhelming victory for John Kerry, had gotten it so wrong.

I think it is obvious why the exit polls were so wrong. Republicans are much more mature and keep their vote private. They'll walk past a poll taker and say "I'm sorry, that's personal". Meanwhile, the DUmmiecrats will spout off to anyone in a immature manner and that's the exit poll that gets counted.

71 posted on 06/01/2006 9:50:19 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix

Reliving election night is soooo much more fun when you know the outcome! I love to watch the DUmmies meltdown all over again.


72 posted on 06/01/2006 10:35:39 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (What's so hard to understand about the word illegal?)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

The exit polls were wrong because the results that were released early were raw data, unadjusted by party affiliation or gender. The results that showed Bush close in Virginia and NC were had a mix of 60% women/40% men. When the exit polls were adjusted at the end of the night, when actual voter information came in, Mitofsky's final release was adjusted to show the correct results, that Bush won. Of course SmackBaby knows this, but he is too strung out to admit it.


73 posted on 06/01/2006 10:41:11 PM PDT by ThreeYearLurker
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To: PJ-Comix
Since John Kennedy's dad used the mob to steal the election from Nixon, where does Robert Jr. come off to have the b@lls to make ANY comments?
74 posted on 06/01/2006 10:46:50 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Purrcival

Charles is the kind of guy that will feel really bad that anyone would have taken his jokes the wrong way, especially this Marine. We all know that it was not his intention to make fun of this young man.


75 posted on 06/01/2006 10:51:15 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (What's so hard to understand about the word illegal?)
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To: gate2wire

We should probably try to remember that our host here at FR is a disabled man who probably doesn't enjoy posters making jokes at the expense of handicapped people.


76 posted on 06/02/2006 12:19:00 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (The Stations of the Cross in Poetry ---> http://www.wayoftears.com)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

"I think it is obvious why the exit polls were so wrong."

I was part of Florida's GOTV effort. What happened was that MSM staff leaked the locations of exit pollsters to their friends in the Kerry campaign. Kerry volunteers then swarmed those locations, pretended to be voters leaving that particular polling place, then found a pollster and lied to them.

The intent was to exagerate Dem turnout early in the AM to discourage Rep voters [who are more likely to vote later in the day after they get off work].

Whats hillarious is how badly it backfired on the Dems. They were popping champagne corks at 3PM, but vomitting by 10PM.


77 posted on 06/02/2006 12:29:38 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, I am nearly ready to spill the beans.

I can't keep the BushCo secrets anymore. I mean, for $1,000 I would simply tell them everything. And I do mean everything about how we steal these elections!!

I'm poor and I could use the cash to pay my online costs. If there is a DUer out there who wants to kno everything, find the cash and sign up for an account and FReepermail me.

**!!** I am sorry... no more lies! no more lies man!!

78 posted on 06/02/2006 1:39:12 AM PDT by GeronL (Bush lost his mojo??)
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To: PJ-Comix
What happened to Charles? I saw that he was suspended. Hard to believe

really, weird!

79 posted on 06/02/2006 1:39:53 AM PDT by GeronL (Bush lost his mojo??)
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To: A CA Guy

Joe Kennedy STOLE the West Virginia primary for JFK in 1960 when he beat Hubert Humphrey by paying off the country sheriffs to toss their machine votes to Kennedy. Even the Democrats now admit this but they just sort of chuckle over this as "hardball" politics.


80 posted on 06/02/2006 3:20:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival
I got an email from Charles explaining that he meant no disrespect for the disabled soldier, but exactly the opposite.
He has appealed to Jim but has not recieved a reply and is content to sit out his suspension in the New England cabin with ArmPitt.
Everyone may expect to see Charles back on or before Sunday.
Carry on.
81 posted on 06/02/2006 3:32:55 AM PDT by SCALEMAN
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To: SCALEMAN

Sometimes in print the target of one's barbs is misunderstood. I'm sure Charles' target in this case was Michael Moore, NOT the soldier. Hopefully this excommunication will be rescinded.


82 posted on 06/02/2006 3:50:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
That was exactly what he indicated in his email to me. The post has been deleted, so I have no idea what he actually said.

You might check your email, as he indicated that he sent you one also.

83 posted on 06/02/2006 4:18:54 AM PDT by SCALEMAN
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To: PJ-Comix

!!!!GOOD NEWS!!!!

I received an email from Charles this a.m. regarding his suspension. He will return on Sunday unless the suspension can be lifted sooner. EMAIL FOLLOWS:




bcsco, I'm writing you via your regular edress, since
I can't even send a FReepmail right now. Yes, I've
been suspended!

Just as some of our fellow DUFUists have surmised, I
made a little joke on a thread that was not taken the
way I intended. It was about the Iraq War vet with no
arms suing Michael Moore, and the punchline was a way
of saying that I hope the guy wins his case against
Moore. But I think someone thought I was making fun
of the vet, which was exactly the OPPOSITE of what I
was doing! So I was suspended until Sunday night. I
e-mailed JimRob, politely appealing the suspension,
but haven't heard anything back.

If I have to wait until Sunday night, so be it. Maybe
I'll hang out with Pitt in his cabin in the woods of
New England.

You can relay this message on the latest DUFU, so all
my FRiends there don't have coronaries. And tell them
thanks for their kind expressions of support--I can
read them but am unable to reply!

Charlie Henrickson


84 posted on 06/02/2006 4:20:53 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: GeronL
I can't keep the BushCo secrets anymore. I mean, for $1,000 I would simply tell them everything. And I do mean everything about how we steal these elections!!

I'm poor and I could use the cash to pay my online costs. If there is a DUer out there who wants to kno everything, find the cash and sign up for an account and FReepermail me.

Don't listen to him DUmmies! I've got a better deal! Just send me $10, and I'll get you all of the same information, with irrefutable documentation, within 24 business hours.

85 posted on 06/02/2006 4:29:53 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
I was so mad that I threw what was left of my champagne bottle across the room and it shattered on my fireplace. F*ckin' Bush. He's destroyed my country, the world's environment, Iraq, and now my champagne!

Let's ignore the hyperbole about destroying "the world's environment" and the slightly more arguable comment about destroyng Iraq.

Everything you need to know about a DUmmie is laid out right there in the comments about the champagne -- the DUmmie gets over-emotional and does something destructive. Does it take personal responsibility? No, the DUmmie blames Bush for its own poor decisions. This truly is the essense of a DUmmie.

86 posted on 06/02/2006 4:36:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have heard that I was fixed when I was not.

If that's you, benburch, then you should be relieved, shouldn't you?

87 posted on 06/02/2006 4:38:11 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's funny that when places like DU are discussing issues like this two years ago, we're labeled as paranoid and conspiracy theorists. Then a couple years later, this stuff starts to become mainstream.

Yes, the fact that you all are paranoid and conspiracy theorists is starting to become mainstream.

88 posted on 06/02/2006 4:39:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

On a side note, isn't it odd how the so-called "progressives" are completely mired in the past? As long as they're still fighting the 2004 and 2000 elections (hell, they're still fighting Vietnam), the GOP will keep winning the elections in the future.


89 posted on 06/02/2006 4:43:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

Also the Chicago mob as at work due to Joe Kennedy with vote tampering regarding the race against Nixon.


90 posted on 06/02/2006 10:09:56 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: kevkrom

lol!


91 posted on 06/02/2006 11:50:06 AM PDT by GeronL (Bush lost his mojo??)
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix

GeronL is just $10 away from spilling the beans!


92 posted on 06/02/2006 12:54:28 PM PDT by Purrcival (Admin Mods: PLEASE reinstate Charles Henrickson! Pretty please, with sugar on top?)
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To: Purrcival

Can't stop me... =o)


93 posted on 06/02/2006 8:08:51 PM PDT by GeronL (Bush lost his mojo??)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh, that voice! So charismatic! I wasn't going to be depressed, but now I am!


94 posted on 06/02/2006 10:53:23 PM PDT by Watery Tart ("A lot of acts don't play well here." --RightWhale)
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To: PJ-Comix

In what may be the single most astounding fact from the election, one in every four Ohio citizens who registered to vote in 2004 showed up at the polls only to discover that they were not listed on the rolls, thanks to GOP efforts to stem the unprecedented flood of Democrats eager to cast ballots their own failure to take responsibility for ensuring that they were actually registered in advance of election day.

Dang! One in every four?? If that is true thats a whole lot of people in both political parties! don't ya think the citizens of Ohio would have said something about that by now, or caused some sort of outrage?


95 posted on 06/03/2006 11:26:15 AM PDT by RatsDawg
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To: kevkrom

This RFK, Jr. story isn't over YET. I have some suspicions about it that I will investigate further. HEY! Maybe a DUmmie FUnnies INVESTIGATIVE REPORT!!!


96 posted on 06/03/2006 1:24:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Watch him on Cavuto.
Listen for when he talks about the electoral system. A slip of the tongue or deliberate?
Has he become the water carrier for changing the electoral college? Name recognition without loss of a public office.

Some things are funny, and some things aren't...
The Assembly passes a measure to pledge the state's Electoral College votes to the presidential candidate who wins the national popular vote.

97 posted on 06/07/2006 3:28:04 AM PDT by philman_36
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe a DUmmie FUnnies INVESTIGATIVE REPORT!!!
I should've read bottom up instead of top down.
"rfk jr" electoral college
98 posted on 06/07/2006 3:37:23 AM PDT by philman_36
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To: PJ-Comix
Is it just me, or does Bobby always sound like he's passing a particulary large and uncomfortable turd when he's speaking?

Makes me want to say "hey pal, get back to me after you finish crapping, you slob".

99 posted on 06/07/2006 9:16:00 AM PDT by Yankee
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To: PJ-Comix
It's a good thing these Kennedy s__tbirds never have to work a day in their lives.

That might interfere with their self-appointed mission to f__k up the rest of our lives.

100 posted on 06/07/2006 9:20:17 AM PDT by Yankee
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