DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-06 ("Glad Zarqawi's Gone? Yes or No")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[300winmag]

Yes, but disgusted that we used an airstrike to kill one man.

Actually, we killed a few of his buddies too.

My own, "yes, but":

Yes, but I would rather be the one to kill him with a single round from from 1200 meters, instead of letting some zoomies get all the credit.

[gate2wire]

I'd prefer a single round from half a meter.

[TChris]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Thanks for a nice chuckle. :-)

[Charles Henrickson]

DUers who are glad Zarqawi's gone please indicate by a simple "yes". The "unglad" indicate with a "no".

Good idea. This will give everyone the opportunity to see that DUers are NOT the weaselly whiny anti-Americans they're often portrayed to be, but rather, DUers are loyal American patriots--progressive, to be sure--solid citizens who are GLAD the earth is rid of this murderous monster responsible for blowing up or beheading hundreds--nay, thousands--of innocent men, women, and children for the cause of his insane, misguided hatred.

Please, for the purpose of this experiment, no opinions, just vote yes or no.

Okay, seems straightforward enough. I'm sure you'll get a hearty and resounding "YES!" from one and all.

[Charles Henrickson]

You are wrong. The answer can not be a "yes" or a "no" because neither answer means anything. I know in your mind it means something, but to anyone that thinks about it for more than a knee jerk split second, you realize that the question is completely pointless.

Huh? Wha-a? There must be some misunderstanding here. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Yes, but disgusted that we used an airstrike to kill one man.

I thought there were a few others in that house with him that we killed too. Would that make it better?

[Charles Henrickson]

Yes. Glad that he's out of action, but not glad about his death.

Me too. I wish he could have suffered some more.

[Charles Henrickson]

No. We knew where he was, we should have taken him into custody and hauled him before the court.

Maybe Fitz could have written up an indictment.

[DJ MacWoW]

We used to be a nation based on LAW, now we are the wild west.

I thought the "wild west" WAS part of the nation built on law. Hmmmmmmmmm.

[Charles Henrickson]

If he really is dead. . . .

"THIS is a dead Zarqawi!"

"No, no. He's just stunned."

[MindBender26]

>You are wrong. The answer can not be a "yes" or a "no" because neither answer means anything. I know in your mind it means something, but to anyone that thinks about it for more than a knee jerk split second, you realize that the question is completely pointless.


>"Yes, I'm glad" means you are glad we started this war and killed so many people in the bloody pursuit of Osama, Saddam, Zarqawi, (whomever is next).


>"No, I'm not glad" seems to mean one is rooting for the official enemy, but does it really mean that? Or does it simply mean that your not glad we are involved in this illegal war in the first place, and they have no other option to say that other than "No."?

Doesn't it sound so very much like the defense of Delta Delta Delta before Dean Wormer and the Disciplinary Committee in "Animal House"

[Charles Henrickson]

"He's probably pining for the car bombs."

[MindBender26]

See # 71

:~)

[chesley]

Is there such a thing as a minus IQ rating? If not, the collective DUmmie IQ level bottomed out at zero long ago no matter how many marginally rational DUmmies leave in disgust.

Yes, there is such a thing as a negative IQ. DUmmies suck IQ up from innocent people trolling or lurking over there, unless they wear protective gear and take regular doses of PH's patented DUFU medicine to flush out the toxins.

We know that there is negative IQ, because if there wasn't, they would have, as you said, bottomed out long ago. The fact that they haven't is solid evidence of the "negative IQ" hypothesis.

[Charles Henrickson]

we had the ability to take him alive and should have done so. We could've learned a lot more that way, as long as we didn't torture him. . . .

"The . . . Comfy Chair?!!"

[chesley]

Somehow a sharp katana is my favorite alternative death for the man. Sweep off his head, and watch his eyes blinking as he realizes he is a dead man.

[chesley]

an examination of the thread reveals that DUmmies can't follow simple instructions.

[chesley]

Correction PH = PJ

[Democratshavenobrains]

DUmmies, isn't it better we killed him rather than TORTURE him by, god forbid, putting panties on his head??

[Democratshavenobrains]

Screaming bloody murder is like sex to them.