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An Urgent Appeal To Ann Coulter: Change NOTHING!
CitizenConservative.com ^ | 6-09-06 | JOHN W LILLPOP

Posted on 06/11/2006 10:48:58 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep

BY JOHN W LILLPOP

Dear Ann,

I, on the other hand, urge you to change NOTHING.

Please, leave that bundle of beauty, energy and genius called Ann Coulter exactly as is!

Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.

Perhaps an 'Ann Coulter Holiday' is in order? Liberals who blanch at the idea can work for free that day!

Oh, if only our alleged Republican president and Congress had one third your commitment to conservative values, one-eighth your intelligence, and 10% your fighting spirit.

There might still be hope for the union.

Although, I confess, there are times when I wish you would go even further.

Example, after 9/11 you wrote that America should invade Muslim nations, take over their governments, and convert them to Christianity.

Brilliant!

But why stop there?

Let's add the DNC, Mainstream Media, California and Washington state to the to-be-converted list.

Convert them and watch the world suddenly change, for the better.

In my view, your most valuable public service occurs when you seduce lefties into public battle. For instance, Hillary Clinton decided to take a public shot at you this week.

She should have passed. Your withering reply reminded America and the world that Bill Clinton was accused of raping Juanita Brodericks and assaulting Kathleen Wiley.

Ingenious way to remind Hillary and the Democrat party of the huge baggage----named Slick Willy----that she brings with her.

Unless she bails out on the bum via divorce, or has Vince Foster's physician prescribe some anti-depressants for the former president. That, and a small handgun, could end some of the excess baggage in the senator's life.

And what of Assemblywomen Joan M. Quigley, D-Hudson, and Linda Stender, D-Union of New Jersey?

These political wonders, having ended hunger, poverty, crime, illegal immigration, medical malpractice and marital infidelity in the Garden State, decided that a national bonfire is needed to deal most effectively with your new book, Godless.

Asking either of these Democrats to actually read Godless would be pointless: Both are liberals and products of a public education system, administered by liberals.

So why bother?

It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength.

Not decaff. Nor Ann Lite.

After all, if We the People wanted wishy-washy, mindless pap we would simply read and listen to President Bush's speeches.

Or, even worse, public utterances by Bill Frist.

Save us from all that, Ann. Change NOTHING and Just be You!


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KEYWORDS: annforpresident; billyblowjob; coulter; godblessanncoulter; hildabeast; thunderthighs

1 posted on 06/11/2006 10:49:01 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: speakerofthefreep

can we start an Ann Coulter Fan Club?


2 posted on 06/11/2006 10:49:52 AM PDT by Cinnamon
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To: speakerofthefreep


I agree, but I could do without the hit on the President...that's pretty uncalled for.


3 posted on 06/11/2006 10:51:09 AM PDT by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis. American gals are worth fighting for!")
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To: Cinnamon

She also isn't particularly liked by the Rino element around here.


4 posted on 06/11/2006 10:51:43 AM PDT by Luke21 (Democrats hate us, our heritage, and our religion. They think we belong in cages. Never forget.)
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To: Cinnamon

Maybe we could make her birthday a National holiday.


5 posted on 06/11/2006 10:52:05 AM PDT by CMailBag
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To: speakerofthefreep

Welcome to FR!


6 posted on 06/11/2006 10:52:52 AM PDT by jdm
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To: speakerofthefreep

I loved her book. She is a true heroine. I say...MORE MORE MORE! Everyone needs to read "Godless".


7 posted on 06/11/2006 10:55:53 AM PDT by Dudoight
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To: Cinnamon

Great news! There is a nationwide Ann Coulter Meeting society already in place: http://anncoulter.meetup.com/cities/us/ca/san_francisco/

Problem is poor attendance. lets change that


8 posted on 06/11/2006 10:56:09 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: jdm

Thank you!


9 posted on 06/11/2006 10:57:48 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: Cinnamon
can we start an Ann Coulter Fan Club?

Actually, I've been a kind of one-man Ann Coulter fan club for as long as I can remember.

10 posted on 06/11/2006 10:58:28 AM PDT by Starve The Beast (I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused)
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To: speakerofthefreep

I think she is great. She does need to lighten up on the 'assassinate' jokes such as poisoning Stevens. It maybe funny but its just to much for our lil' conservative minds.


11 posted on 06/11/2006 11:00:21 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric cartman voice* “I love you guys”)
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To: speakerofthefreep
After six plus years of leftist-liberal hate speech, MEDIA propaganda and Demorat obstruction ploys, we need a phalanx of Ann Coulters. Gotta give it to Ann, SHE KNOWS how to use a bully pulpit. When Coulter criticizes, she is NOT meanspirited, she is meaningfully spirited!!! THREE CHEERS FOR COULTER!!!
12 posted on 06/11/2006 11:01:07 AM PDT by purpleland (Elegy 9/11/01 Vigilance and Valor! Socialism is the Opiate of Academia)
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To: Luke21
"She also isn't particularly liked by the Rino element around here."

And that is bad how?
Last thing anyone needs is to be actually liked by RINO's
13 posted on 06/11/2006 11:03:03 AM PDT by Jameison
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To: speakerofthefreep
Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.

AMEN

Great article
14 posted on 06/11/2006 11:03:03 AM PDT by Vision ("America's best days lie ahead. You ain't seen nothing yet"- Reagan)
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To: speakerofthefreep
You registered just today and take a cheap shot at our President?

You couldn't have written your screed on one of the dozens of active Ann Coulter threads?

Vanity....it's my favorite sin.

15 posted on 06/11/2006 11:05:31 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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To: speakerofthefreep

Concur


16 posted on 06/11/2006 11:09:13 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("So to hell with that twerp at the [WaPo]. I've got no time for him on a day like this." Mark Steyn)
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To: speakerofthefreep
Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.

Well, that really does sum it up. You know you're on the right track if the right people are complaining about you.

You go, girl.

17 posted on 06/11/2006 11:11:01 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (screw the media. islam. the left.)
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To: speakerofthefreep

I always let my imagination run wild at times -- just imagine if she had a military background, had the governmental experience of Rice...I see images of her standing at the podium at the Repub Convention, after a rousing introduction speech from Zell Miller....

WOW, what a knock out punch on the Libs --- my fantasy.


18 posted on 06/11/2006 11:14:32 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: speakerofthefreep
After six plus years of leftist-liberal hate speech, MEDIA propaganda and Demorat obstruction ploys, we need a phalanx of Ann Coulters. Gotta give it to Ann, SHE KNOWS how to use a bully pulpit. When Coulter criticizes, she is NOT meanspirited, she is meaningfully spirited!!! THREE CHEERS FOR COULTER!!!
19 posted on 06/11/2006 11:21:12 AM PDT by purpleland (Elegy 9/11/01 Vigilance and Valor! Socialism is the Opiate of Academia)
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To: speakerofthefreep

Ann's two chapters on the theory of evolution really nail it. Let's hope Godless turns out to be the final nail in the coffin of that particular brand of garbage "science".


20 posted on 06/11/2006 11:30:17 AM PDT by tomzz
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To: speakerofthefreep
This dog and pony show has gone too far. With her latest over the top ugliness, Coulter has gone from a cute political pundit to a conservative version of Susan Estich (however you spell the kook's name).

I noticed her promoters have stopped showing current pictures of her. Once her "stuff" dries up, her allure to the conservative male will be gone. Thank Goodness. She most definitely does not represent conservative females in general.

Better hurry up and make some money off cute and nasty pretty quick ANN..the cute commodity is fading fast.

21 posted on 06/11/2006 11:30:50 AM PDT by Earthdweller
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To: speakerofthefreep

"It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength."

Hell... Ann's RIGHT even when she's wrong!

This is war: and the Truth ain't always pretty; nor is it always easy to digest.

We need more on the front lines like Ann.

Why fight fair when the enemy refuses too?

The best defense is a good offense.

Why pull punches?

This is war... and people like Ann are our most powerful weapons.




22 posted on 06/11/2006 11:33:37 AM PDT by siznartuf (If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
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To: Earthdweller

Nicely put


23 posted on 06/11/2006 11:34:47 AM PDT by middie
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To: siznartuf

They're going to try to demonize Ann the same way they did Joe McCarthy. WE can't let that effort succeed.


24 posted on 06/11/2006 11:58:53 AM PDT by tomzz
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To: DCPatriot

Vanity....it's my favorite sin."

Can not say it is one of my favorites. However, it is a sin I am most familiar with....as you have already figured out!


25 posted on 06/11/2006 1:18:57 PM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: EagleUSA

That would be one hell of a fund-raising theme as well. Great post!


26 posted on 06/11/2006 1:20:51 PM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: Earthdweller

conservative version of Susan Estich (however you spell the kook's name)"

Estrogen? Just kidding.

Actually, Susan was great fun to watch as the votes were tallied election night 2004. She started out with wild esctasy when one or all of the networks set about the task of coronating John Kerry that very night. Based on exit polls.

The folks at FOX told her there was a flaw in the data, but Susan went into party mode anyhow.

Only to come back to earth just a couple hours later when the crumumy quality of those exit data was acknowledged and the only poll that really mattered----the voice of We the People---decided to send Kerry back to Mass. to smolder in fury with his drunken pal, Teddy.


27 posted on 06/11/2006 1:29:57 PM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: speakerofthefreep
I stand for Ann

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

28 posted on 06/11/2006 2:52:38 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: expatguy

I stand with you, bro!


29 posted on 06/11/2006 3:07:37 PM PDT by speakerofthefreep
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To: Luke21

"She also isn't particularly liked by the Rino element around here."

If I didn't love her already, that would be enough for me to start!
Keep up the great work Ann. Ignore the spineless wimps on our side who don't have the stones to back you up.
Ann Coulter for President!


30 posted on 06/11/2006 6:13:54 PM PDT by rikkir (Focus, people, focus, we still have work to do in November!)
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To: tomzz

"They're going to try to demonize Ann the same way they did Joe McCarthy. WE can't let that effort succeed."


My God, you may be right. And no, we can't let them succeed


31 posted on 06/13/2006 8:06:41 PM PDT by siznartuf (If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
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