Maybe they ARE planning to attack Lil Beaver!
Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Oh, sure, just take the good benburch joke for yourself. Sheesh. :)
Maybe they ARE planning to attack Lil Beaver!
Trivia fact: Leonard Bernstein, et. al, originally used these as the names for the rival gangs in West Side Story before later changing them to the "Jets" and "Sharks".
Yeah. That was a good Twilight Zone episode. The ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series actually relied very little on special effects and more on irony, something that the Twilight Zone from the 1980s forgot when they loaded up on SFX. I HATE the 1980s Twilight Zone series. They thought they could substitute SFX for good scripts.
It works just as well as a drunk hiding the liquor bottles in a cabinet. He knows they're still there...
Notice how they DANCE AROUND The Name That Dare Not Be Mentioned . . .
WILLIAM RIVERS PITT
Hold your calls folks... we gotta' winner for the Edgar Allan Poe Contest!
I'm sorry that you DUmmies are so naive and gullible that you'll fall for every two-bit scam artist in creation.
By now, the DUmmie FUnnies title itself should be sufficient coffee-and-cats alert.
You must have put in your application before me, because I haven't heard yet if I have been hired. I only work three business hours a day though, and I demand to be paid by the business minute.
Sounds like a DUmmieland softball game.
Not this election cycle. Heh, heh, heh.
You CAN'T enjoy this too much. Don't you know doctors say laughter is good for you? Unless you choke, of course.
I'm getting close. This is just too funny.
"The Monsters On Maple Street" reminds me of the mass hyteria in the 1980s over supposed outbreaks of child molesting. Remember that? It started with the McMartin School in Los Angeles and spread across the country. Among those spreading the hysteria was radio talk host Carole Hemingway who claimed that "kids DON'T lie" when investigators got the kids to make wild claims that later turned out to be untrue. Among those hopping on the real life "The Monsters On Maple Street" hysteria bandwagon was Janet Reno when she was the DA here in Florida in Dade County.
Don't worry, stevenumbers! I'm sure as soon as that cold sore clears up, she'll be on the phone in no time!
Those graveyard rats!
I'm just $10 away from overturning the 2004 elections, donate now.
HARD CANDY FITZMAS (apologies to Dolly Parton)
Hey, maybe Ill dye my hair
Maybe Ill move somewhere
Maybe Ill get a car
Maybe Ill drive so far
Theyll all lose track
Me, Ill bounce right back
Maybe Ill sleep real late
Maybe Ill lose some weight
Maybe Ill clear my junk
Maybe Ill just get drunk on apple wine
Me, Ill be just
Fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down
Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie get me way down
Hey, maybe Ill learn to sew
Maybe Ill just lie low
Maybe Ill hit the bars (is that you, Will Pitt?)
Maybe Ill count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe Ill settle down
Maybe Ill just leave town
Maybe Ill have some fun
Maybe Ill meet someone
And make him mine
Me, Ill be just
Fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down
Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down
Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down
cause Ill be fine
(Ill be fine)
Oh, Ill be fine
DUmmie to DU: "I wish I could quit you!"
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