Posted on 07/09/2006 10:06:41 PM PDT by John Semmens
The government of Kim Jong-Il announced that America's attempted July 4 attack on his country was thwarted when "the supreme mental energy of Kim caused all of the American rockets to explode just hundreds of feet in the air over their launching pads in cities all across the United States."
The statement went on to say that "as a show of mercy, Kim's psychic powers also caused all of the Nodong and Scud missiles in North Korea's planned retaliatory strike to crash harmlessly into the sea, sparing the Americans from their justly deserved punishment."
The statement concluded that "Kim's power, wisdom and mercy are unbounded, marking him as the progenitor of a new race of superhumans."
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LOL!!! As always - good job! I particularly liked your NYSlimes article.
If you are up, stop by and read John's great articles.
....or has Kim Ill been listening to the Art Bell show ?
OK! Time to issue the Kool-Aid ration...
"the supreme mental energy of Kim
Hmmm, maybe he can tell what I'm thinking? };>)
Do you have a link to the original announcement?
You do not need to invent news about Kim, just report what he is doing, that is weird enough ;-)
Kim must have Dish Network and watching The 4400 lately
Little KIm Ding Dong, Baghdad Bob, and Geraldo Rivera. Just imagine these guys in the same insane asylum.
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