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John Kerry--Beyond the limits of botox
Canada Free Press ^ | Wednesday, August 2, 2006 | John Burtis

Posted on 08/02/2006 7:17:03 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony

There are growing concerns about the health and appearance of John Kerry, one of the Democratic Party’s premier politruks and the former Presidential standard bearer.

It was recently reported on Free Republic by `pabianice' that "he looked terrible" in a recent appearance on Fox News, with fears that he was "suffering from some illness that has been kept secret."

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


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1 posted on 08/02/2006 7:17:06 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

Silly! Don't you know only republicans have to release health records?


2 posted on 08/02/2006 7:18:52 AM PDT by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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To: pabianice

Mentioned in Canada Free Press article ping!


3 posted on 08/02/2006 7:19:41 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Yes, he is suffering for sure, from the disease called LIBERALISM and the associated symptoms of treason, lying, malfeasance, corruption, and outright stupidity.

A clear diagnosis.


4 posted on 08/02/2006 7:20:06 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Sean_Anthony

Some will say botox affected his brain, but we're not sure he has a brain.


6 posted on 08/02/2006 7:21:01 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Sean_Anthony

I'll have to see if there's anything on Tradesports about this...


7 posted on 08/02/2006 7:21:03 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (dust off the big guns.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Didn't Kerry have a prostate operation before the election?

Relapse?


8 posted on 08/02/2006 7:21:04 AM PDT by pfony1
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To: Judith Anne

He appears to have lost his "tan machine."

9 posted on 08/02/2006 7:22:20 AM PDT by Howlin (Pres.Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for allowing foreign countries right on our borders!!~~Zook)
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To: Sean_Anthony
"suffering from some illness that has been kept secret."

What secret?

Everyone knows he's French.

10 posted on 08/02/2006 7:22:29 AM PDT by Yankee
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To: EagleUSA

He is a tortured soul because he didn't win in 2004.

And, no, I am not kidding.


11 posted on 08/02/2006 7:23:09 AM PDT by Howlin (Pres.Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for allowing foreign countries right on our borders!!~~Zook)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Remember back during the debates when Kerry was licking his lips frequently. I know some of us were speculating on whether some medication/s could be responsible for it.


12 posted on 08/02/2006 7:23:20 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Sean_Anthony; pabianice

PING-A-LING!!


13 posted on 08/02/2006 7:24:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Sean_Anthony
Is "delusional moron" an illness?

In any case it's no secret.

It afflicts all failed Democrat presidential candidates.

Witness Dukakis, Gore, etc.

14 posted on 08/02/2006 7:27:05 AM PDT by Yankee
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To: Howlin

He is a tortured soul because he didn't win in 2004.
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Well, letting himself be tortured by his loss shows his stupidity. Anyone who runs on the platform of "WE ARE GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES", with no vision, no ideas, no leadership, no nothing but Marxism ---- deserved to lose. And thank God for America that he did.


15 posted on 08/02/2006 7:28:43 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Pookyhead

I call it "Liberal Paganism"


16 posted on 08/02/2006 7:29:28 AM PDT by Loud Mime ("Countdown": A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ.....)
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To: Judith Anne

Or tax records. Or military records.


17 posted on 08/02/2006 7:29:30 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Keep Clam. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.)
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To: pfony1

He wore a black leather motorcycle jacket into the hospital. I remember.


18 posted on 08/02/2006 7:30:29 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Keep Clam. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.)
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To: Yankee

He suffers from a terrible illness....Teresaitis. This disease fills you with mustard and ketchup, makes you tell lies about your war service, expands your ego to 35 times normal, makes you act Frenchy, and makes you appear to be gay. Possible side effects are: giving people migraine headaches, making people think you are nuts, turns you into a flaming liberal, attracts non desirables like Hillary, Teddy, Joe, Patrick, etc. Only known cure is full retirement and moving to France so nobody will have to put up with you or your dingy wife.


19 posted on 08/02/2006 7:34:20 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Howlin

21 posted on 08/02/2006 7:36:09 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: Sean_Anthony

Well, Lurch is a cancer survivor, so far, anyway.

So if in some alternate universe the "Kerry Administration"
suddenly became the "Edwards Administration", who would the
Breck Boy pick for replacement VP?


22 posted on 08/02/2006 7:59:42 AM PDT by Boundless (Imagine if Fox had a news channel)
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To: EagleUSA

I read in Vanity Fair (I think) a couple of months ago, that he invites reporters to meet with him at his house in Georgetown for interviews and when they get there, he makes me watch DVDs of his "performance" in Vietnam.

They say he watches it over and over.

Plain and simple, he is nuts. Unstable.


23 posted on 08/02/2006 8:02:53 AM PDT by Howlin (Pres.Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for allowing foreign countries right on our borders!!~~Zook)
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To: Howlin

Plain and simple, he is nuts. Unstable.
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No question about that. All you have to do is understand what he ACTUALLY DID in Viet Nam, and TO WHOM, and then what he did TO THIS COUNTRY and the miltary when he came back. One sick SOB, and again, THANK GOD he never became C-in-C...the defections from the military would have been crippling. I am a VN vet -- and I know how I feel about this traitor.


24 posted on 08/02/2006 8:26:03 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Pookyhead

Didn't he ride a motorcycle up onto a stage to do an interview? Was it Leno?


25 posted on 08/02/2006 8:27:20 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Keep Clam. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

It's the effects of the Agent Orange from when he was in Vietnam and Cambodia.


26 posted on 08/02/2006 8:41:34 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: monkapotamus

27 posted on 08/02/2006 8:42:51 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Sean_Anthony
>>throwing himself in front of any live camera he could, being called "Live Shot" for his lengthy troubles.

Yes, don't get between him and the cameras. He might run you over.
"Liveshot" loves the spotlight and the camera...remember?

A Scott Simon piece for NPR.org:
"The first time I heard the words "John Kerry" and "president" at the same time was the spring of 1971. John Forbes Kerry, 27 years old, a Yalie, a Navy vet wearing battle ribbons on a rumpled Army fatigue shirt, told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that he could not support the war in which he and other veterans had risked their lives and killed Vietnamese.

"'Thirty years from now,' he told a rapt audience, 'when our brothers go down the street without a leg, without an arm or a face, and small boys ask why, we will be able to say 'Vietnam' and not mean a desert, not a filthy, obscene memory, but mean instead the place where America finally turned, and where soldiers like us helped it in the turning.' "'I wish John Kerry was running for president,' said my mother as we watched. She was a staunch Chicago Democrat. 'He's got a JFK accent. JFK hair.' "'He's got JFK's initials,' said my Aunt Chris, an equally stalwart Illinois Republican. "(The speech has audible Kennedy accents. Adam Walinsky, who had been Robert Kennedy's most acclaimed speechwriter, lent John Kerry advice...Thirty-three years later, John Forbes Kerry is running for president. The testimony you can hear here ignited his political career.

"But just as obviously, it still infuriates some Vietnam veterans who believe that young John Kerry veered from protest into slander when he told senators he had heard other vets confess that 'they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, (and) taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power...' Some veterans still blame John Kerry's testimony for lending credibility to a caricature of Vietnam veterans as lunatic baby-killers."

Not too long ago he appeared in front of some cameras and pronounced the Big Dig to be a bargain...

28 posted on 08/02/2006 9:53:53 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Sean_Anthony

""Some illness that has been kept secret."



Nah, Teresa is no secret!


29 posted on 08/02/2006 12:07:56 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP)
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To: Howlin
He appears to have lost his "tan machine."

And it also looks like Te-re-za made him give up hair spray for the sake of the ozone layer.

30 posted on 08/02/2006 12:09:27 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Yankee

the hell with tolerance. this goon kerry is a piece of excrement.almost half the people in this country voted for this dirtbag and that is the scarey part.screwy liberals


31 posted on 08/03/2006 5:53:20 AM PDT by imahawk (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: Sean_Anthony; johnny7; TomGuy; maryz; Lonesome in Massachussets; JLO; gidget7; nopardons; ...

I missed this - LT - ping


32 posted on 08/07/2006 9:46:27 PM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: Sean_Anthony

Marfan's Syndrome?


33 posted on 08/07/2006 9:48:36 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (404 Page Error Found)
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To: Sean_Anthony

I just need a little "Pick-me-up"

34 posted on 08/07/2006 10:01:54 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: bitt; Czar; nicmarlo; texastoo; Kenny Bunk; EternalVigilance; janetgreen; hedgetrimmer; potlatch; ..







and the Democrats


 

35 posted on 08/07/2006 10:02:41 PM PDT by Smartass ("In God We Trust" - "An informed and knowledgeably citizen is the best defense against tyranny")
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To: bitt

Thanks for the ping!


36 posted on 08/07/2006 10:22:16 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Howlin
He is a tortured soul

Tortured? I'd say it's not hurting nearly enough to be him. He hasn't even had a week at Rush's CLUB GITMO.
37 posted on 08/07/2006 10:30:13 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Smartass; bitt; Czar; nicmarlo; texastoo; EternalVigilance; janetgreen; hedgetrimmer; potlatch; ...
My friends, Kerry is now being prepared for martyrdom and eventual canonization. Please relax, he is at least as healthy as his pal, Fidel. When the silly SOB assumes room temperature, we will be treated to years of nonsense about his greatness and his love for the little people... and what could have been, if only the peasants had rallied to his cause... which as you know, they probably did, except the evil racist Republicans drastically and unfairly limited African-Americans, women, and illegal aliens to one vote apiece ... wherever they could.

O, the hugemanatee! (Wonder how Tear-AYsa looks in black?)

38 posted on 08/08/2006 6:43:41 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The W Legacy: $5 Gas, 100 Million Mexicans, Hillary (or worse) for President.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
"My friends, Kerry is now being prepared for martyrdom and eventual canonization."

Beyond any reasonable doubt, Kerry is perhaps one of the biggest phonies ever to slither his way into the United States Senate. For sheer voter pain, the dynamic duo of Kennedy/Kerry is unmatched, even by what I have here in California, Boxer/Feinstein, and that is saying a lot.

39 posted on 08/08/2006 2:11:57 PM PDT by Czar ( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
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To: Kenny Bunk; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo

During his Presidential campaign some of us discussed the fact that Kerry had all the physical characteristics
of having Marfan's Syndrome. I believe Lincoln had it.


40 posted on 08/08/2006 5:53:12 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Sean_Anthony

WOW! FR mentioned in Canadian press!


41 posted on 08/08/2006 5:54:25 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: Czar
California, Boxer/Feinstein....

At least Boxer has some function, i.e., she does tend to make Feinstein look more intelligent by comparison. However, upon reflection, perhaps Kerry's function is to make both of them look brighter.

But look at the up-side here. Unlike Ted Kennedy, whose staff of far-out Left-Wing Wonks has taken advantage of himself's usual semi-comatose state to craft some of the most harmful legislation the nation has ever seen, Kerry, when he deigns to attend, has done precisely nothing in his decades on the hill. Not one bill with his name on it. Scarcely an amendment. No nuthin'!

That my friend, is very lucky for us all.

42 posted on 08/09/2006 9:02:45 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The W Legacy: $5 Gas, 100 Million Mexicans, Hillary (or worse) for President.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
"Kerry, when he deigns to attend, has done precisely nothing in his decades on the hill. Not one bill with his name on it. Scarcely an amendment. No nuthin'!

That my friend, is very lucky for us all."

Agree completely.

43 posted on 08/09/2006 4:48:29 PM PDT by Czar ( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
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To: potlatch; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo
in re: Kerry has physical characteristics of Marfan's Syndrome ...

My medical team says that if he's lasted this long with it, he could go on for quite a while. Apparently, a lot of'em go quick with aortic aneurysms. But this guy has already survived prostate cancer and for all we know, is already plumbed with PVC.

And remember, only the good die young.

44 posted on 08/09/2006 5:14:35 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The W Legacy: $5 Gas, 100 Million Mexicans, Hillary (or worse) for President.)
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To: Kenny Bunk; devolve
And remember, only the good die young

Oh oh! Adios and farewell then...LOL.

45 posted on 08/09/2006 8:44:26 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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46 posted on 08/09/2006 8:49:31 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)
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To: devolve

Very nice post devolve!


47 posted on 08/09/2006 8:55:04 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

nicely said.


48 posted on 08/09/2006 8:58:39 PM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: Sean_Anthony
He's just tired from actually having to show up for work in the Senate every day

At least he learned one thing from the 2004 election
49 posted on 08/09/2006 9:02:30 PM PDT by Mo1 (Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
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To: devolve
Superb graphic.

Again.

50 posted on 08/10/2006 12:18:15 PM PDT by Czar ( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
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