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DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-06 ("Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/16/2006 7:42:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Right from the get-go, the DUmmies were casting aspersions upon the veracity of the airlines bomb plot in the UK. And now they THINK they have "evidence." I placed "evidence" in quotes because for the DUmmies, evidence really means wild speculation as we shall see in this THREAD titled, "Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel." So let us now descend into the wacky world of tinfoil hat DUmmie conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing another dose of Lithium for the patient, is in the [brackets]:

Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel

[Evidence suggests DUmmie mental facilities severely lacking.]

How can one speak of a "thwarted" plot when intelligence agents were an inherent part in leading the conspiracy from the very beginning?

[A DUmmie thinks that because we INFILTRATED the plotters that must mean we directed the plot.]

When you put the pieces together the following picture emerges about the liquid explosives conspiracy:

[The only picture that emerges is that DUmmies are once again spinning wild MIHOP theories.]

* It was first penetrated by Pakistani intelligence in May 2005.

[And this upsets you? I'm GLAD that group was penetrated.]

* British intelligence have been actively involved for more than a year.

[You would prefer they broke up the plotters from Day One without finding out the extent of the plot and WHO else was involved. DUhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

* U.S. intel having been first made aware of the surveillance operation for at least several months.

[And you would want the USA to put a halt to an ongoing intelligence operation?]

* The Bush Administration decided the timing of the arrests a few weeks ago.

[GASP! The plot was timed to stop BEFORE it happened. What a shocker there.]

That makes this terrorist conspiracy as much a conspiracy of state as it is a real terrorist plot.

[DUmmie logic at work here. An INFILTRATION of a terrorist group by an intelligence service is considered to be a part of the plot itself. DUhhhhhhmmmmie!]

Furthermore, the timing of the arrests, as the article immediately makes clear, was chosen for political reasons. That is simply an abuse of the intelligence process, one that should result in the cancellation of the security clearances of those US officials who interfered with what had been a UK and Pakistani counter-terrorism operation.

[The plotters were getting ready to make a TEST RUN of their plot on an air flight. You would prefer that we allowed them to enter an airline with explosive liquids? DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

Do you think we'll ever get the TRUTH out of this?

[Not in DUmmieland, that's for sure.]

I'd like to learn who the infiltrators are.

[Secret Rovian Agents.]

The infiltrators are as much "terrorists" by definition as the terrorist suspects are. It seems like their job is not to thwart terrorism and potential terrorist groups, but to focus and enhance the terror to get the maximum public reaction. That's "terrorism" in my book.

[DUhhhhhhmmmmmie! In order to infiltrate a terrorist group you have to ACT like terrorists. You can't successfully do that by appearing as some sort of mild Presbyterian.]

Sons of the guys doing the infiltrating of groups in the 60s Sons of the body, sons of the heart or sons-of-bitches, it is all the SSDD. Same far right wing 'law and order' types who will not respect the law in their pursuit of power and control. Deja vue all over again for those of us old enough to recall the Pigs v the Radicals in the US in the 60s. Infiltrating is how is how it is done when they want to disrupt/discredit.

[Yeah. Those Islamo-Fascist groups only act like terrorists because they are inspired to do so by the sons of COINTELPRO agents of the 60s. DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

Read Le Carre "Absolute Friends" for the how and why of this sort of false flag operation.

[That's fiction, right?]

Those guys were set up to be a prop for Republican reelection efforts.

[Terrorists as mere patsies of a Perfect Rovian Plot.]

Rupert Murdoch is in there somewhere

[Don't forget Roger Ailes.]

Were the arrests timed to drown out news coverage of Lamont victory?

[Of course! Now lay back and enjoy your electro-shock treatment.]

I watched that the other day and was overwhelmed with fear. fear that these current scumbags will no doubt attack us once more then declaring Martial Law, suspend the 06' elections and continue on with their agenda, "Global Conquest and Rule" scary shit.. Hope the Mexicans join us and Canadians in out effort to take back North America..

[How about if we just suspend your tricycle license?]

What the f*ck kind of bullsh*t are they trying to pull on us? Every day I trust these f*ckers less. From the first I heard of this, I havce suspected that it is just bullshit.

[Congratulations on being a paranoid conspiracy theorist from the get-go.]

This is... business as usual for the perma-war/terror/fear state. It has been going on for decades. Invent a bogeymen, fund him, then kill him. All accompanied with rhetorical flourishes and fawning media attention. But to even suggest such things, even though the record is clear, is to be group-scorned as a conspiracy nut.

[Now why would anyone want to scorn you as a conspiracy nut?]

These SOB's make me sick and they should fry for what they've done.

[Of course, this DUmmie is referring to the EVIL Bush Regime, NOT the terrorists.]

So Rove did have a say in the timing of this!

[Wild DUmmie speculation based on nothing proved that beyond a doubt.]

Nah. Surveillance and tracking is not collusion or conspiracy. It's the intelligence agency's job. You may be misreading the msnbc and cnn reports. I don't see any suggestion of a conspiracy at all.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Read the discussion at the thread following the DKOS crosspost.

[Thanx for the heads up. That might be the topic of my next DUFU edition.]


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21 posted on 08/16/2006 8:10:33 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The biggest blog of the Ohio governor race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel

Evidence Suggests Lil' Beaver Hiding Liquid Bomb In Man-Purse.

22 posted on 08/16/2006 8:10:38 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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To: Petronski
Evidence suggests that, if hatred had mass, no aircraft could lift even a single DUmmie.

And if stupidity had mass, the Earth would be swallowed up into a DUmmie-generated black hole.

23 posted on 08/16/2006 8:14:28 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie "logic": Start with a predetermined conclusion (i.e., it's Bush's/Rove's fault) and mangle any facts, real or imagined, or portions thereof, to fit the conclusion.

A normal person would hear that the plot had been infiltrated and think "good, our intelligence services are doing their job". A DUmmie, on the other hand, only hears this same information in the light of "how can this be used to support the theory that Bush or Rove is behind it", and therefore it magically fits the crazy theory, because the correct and normal explanation doesn't even occur to them.

24 posted on 08/16/2006 8:20:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd like to learn who the infiltrators are.

I'd let you know it was Valerie Plame, but I wouldn't want to blow her super-duper secret cover status.

25 posted on 08/16/2006 8:22:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
From the original thread post...

"How can one speak of a "thwarted" plot when intelligence agents were an inherent part in leading the conspiracy from the very beginning?

When you put the pieces together the following picture emerges about the liquid explosives conspiracy:

* It was first penetrated by Pakistani intelligence in May 2005.
* British intelligence have been actively involved for more than a year.
* U.S. intel having been first made aware of the surveillance operation for at least several months.
* The Bush Administration decided the timing of the arrests a few weeks ago.

That makes this terrorist conspiracy as much a conspiracy of state as it is a real terrorist plot."

Let's see: 1) Although Pakistanis had this filtrated since 5/2005, that does not mean the plot stems from that date; 2) British intelligence has been involved for a period of time less than the Pakistanis; 3) US Intelligence is only been involved for 'several months'.

How then, with any reason involved, can these idiots claim that this is a conspiracy led by intelligence from the very beginning, when all intelligence agencies became involved after the fact in order to subvert its success? This is especially true of US efforts since our involvement has been short lived. Yet it's our government that's being accused of complicity. That's HATE, people, in all its ugly form.

26 posted on 08/16/2006 8:22:24 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

Those nutty DU'ers need to stop listening to Alex Jones. Not good for the brain.


27 posted on 08/16/2006 8:24:41 AM PDT by zeaal (SPREAD TRUTH!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can't wait for the KOKO version of this.

Also of note: Ohio voting problems deemed severe

 

28 posted on 08/16/2006 8:26:29 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Incorrigible

It appears the KOKOs have a better sense of PR and are suppressing that post over there. However, I do have a good Freudenschade DUFU coming up soon.


29 posted on 08/16/2006 8:27:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: zeaal

Funny thing about Alex Jones. He's a hero to both far left and far right alike.

Somebody gave me an Alex Jones videotape once. Jones was claiming harrassment at the hands of the police. The only problem I saw was that he was yelling "Heil Hitler" at them and calling them the gestapo. Frankly I thought the police were quite restrained in their response.


30 posted on 08/16/2006 8:43:51 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: PJ-Comix

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31 posted on 08/16/2006 8:46:47 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I LIKE you! When I am Ruler of Earth, yours will be a quick and painless death)
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To: tje

Bush's Fault Syndrome.

It is painful to watch. My brain would hurt after those contortions of logic.


32 posted on 08/16/2006 8:46:52 AM PDT by kenth
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To: Loud Mime

I love it when they run around on video screaming that their freedom of speech has been taken away.


33 posted on 08/16/2006 8:49:53 AM PDT by kenth
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To: PJ-Comix
I went to the KOS thread and see that there are many more people that are not as self indulgent as the DUmmies.

However, not one DUmmie or KOmmie made mention of the FBI agent that was supposedly in quite deep with the World Trade Center bombers of 1993.  And that plot actually was seen through to it's conclusion.  I wonder why they never mention that?

 

34 posted on 08/16/2006 8:53:55 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey PJ, we had another lightning storm last night. There was a small line of storms moving ahead of the front. Before the line got here, we had a storm build up over us. It would build up, dump rain and lightning, weaken then rebuild. It did this until the squall line got here. With that storm and then the squall line, it amounted to about 45 minutes of constant lightning.

I could do without any more lightning. It took out our other office's dsl modem, a couple of miles from here.


35 posted on 08/16/2006 8:54:25 AM PDT by kenth
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To: PJ-Comix

One has to remember that British laws, and British law-enforcement policies, differ significantly from ours here.

One of the things British law-enforcement can do, but we can't, is "entrap," in the sense of inspiring or provoking an illegal act.

Another thing British law-enforcement can do, but we can't, is prevent a person from leaving the country even though one has just flipped a coin and decided he is a "suspect."

Stupid DUmmies--just really stupid DUmmies--think everybody else's laws are similar to our own.


36 posted on 08/16/2006 8:55:09 AM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: PJ-Comix
Grrrrr..argh! What a bunch of DUmmies!! Just when I think nthey can't get any nuttier...

One question: How do these people live without brains???

37 posted on 08/16/2006 9:03:17 AM PDT by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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To: PJ-Comix
* The Bush Administration decided the timing of the arrests a few weeks ago. That makes this terrorist conspiracy as much a conspiracy of state as it is a real terrorist plot.

I think this is now the FIFTH time I've said this on a DUmmie FUnnie thread, but...this is the stupiderst DU thread I've ever seen.

How do they keep topping themselves? It's uncanny!

So by these rocket scientists' view of things, fighting to stop terrorism IS terrorism.

Wow.

38 posted on 08/16/2006 9:05:11 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: PJ-Comix

Yes, I spelled stupidest incorrectly on purpose. It seemed to fit. :P


39 posted on 08/16/2006 9:05:42 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

Actually the DUmmie thread I posted after this one might be even stupider. The Wilsons' REAL lawyers just dropped out of their lawsuit and now the DUmmies are celebrating because they now have FREEBIE lawyers.


40 posted on 08/16/2006 9:24:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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