DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-06 (DUmmies Outraged Over Celebs Who Condemn Terrorism)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

http://mikemalloy.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=41387

[franksolich]

Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

I'm still looking for the main link; this is the story of Fat Che on liberalunderground--link on my next comment.

[franksolich]

http://liberalunderground.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=60876&p=3&topicID=7854476

[gardencatz]

The thing that struck me was how UNoppressed the "regular folk" looked. I didn't see anyone forced to worship anything or attend church or tons of poverty. There were people partying in a bar a few times and a family or 2 living a nice middle class life whining just a bit. And yet, here comes this idiot dressed up like some twisted cartoon version of Zorro interrupts their regular programming with a message of revolt and everyone's ready to throw off the chains of oppression (that the movie never made real) and storm the government...riiiiiiiight. Hard to believe this was by the same people who made the Matrix.

[infidel29]

But they specifically name two organizations that aren't seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to.

Is this idiot for real? Honestly can a person function with their head this far up their ass? They have to be drowning in stomach acid at this point. Seriously this HAS to be the dumbest SOB on the face of the Earth. This person has got to be in some sort of special program where they aren't allowed out of their house without a legal adult to make sure they continue to breathe outside the safety bubble.

'Hitler wasn't so bad... for the Germans...' 'Castro GIVES the Cubas a chicken every month, how magnanimous...'

I fear for this person, I want to contribute to their continued care and feeding, where can I donate. This is why we need to get serious about education reform. This is why we need to continue to support Jerry's kids... I want to start a charitable organization called "SKINNER'S KIDS" This kind of intellectual incompetence cannot be allowed to exist in civilized society.

BTW, I'm copyrighting that "Skinner's kids" bit and should have an accompanying cartoon shortly.

[motzman]

Michael Chiklis?

Sweet - I always knew he was one of the good guys.

Speaking of blacklists, Chiklis was informally blacklisted for a number of years by certain cliques in Hollywood for his portrayal of John Belushi in the movie version of the Belushi bio Wired.

Chiklis was very good in his role, althogh the movie itself wasn't so great.

[ariamne]

Thank you so much, kind sirs!

[Gordongekko909]

Oh, you mean that Lebanese woman with the rare arm injury that prevents her from putting her hands anywhere below her shoulders, who also happens to be the unluckiest multiple homeowner in Lebanon?

[PJ-Comix]

Right now the DUmmie FUnnies seem to be having a massive Schwing Alert:

[Xenalyte]

That is hilarious! So they're at their most numerous between three and five . . . intriguing.

[Mr. Silverback]

De nada, my dear. Frank, thanks for helping out, you're the greatest.

[PJ-Comix]

My massive bulge only seems impressive but shrivels in comparison to that of littlegreenfootballs which gets over 200,000 hits per day.

[stands2reason]

Okay... does anyone REALLY care about what these hollyweird people think?

of course not. That's why no advertising agency would ever want a celebrity to pitch their product.

Sheesh....

[stands2reason]

You don't have to be a conservative to recognize a terrorist.

[Argus]

Oh, you mean that Lebanese woman with the rare arm injury that prevents her from putting her hands anywhere below her shoulders, who also happens to be the unluckiest multiple homeowner in Lebanon?

She can't help it, high-yield ordnance just seems to love her.

[stands2reason]

Doesn't have to be a lesbo.

[stands2reason]

It's all latchkey kids posting before their parents get home...

[dirtbiker]

The only real conservative republican I saw on that list was Pat Sajak." I hear good things about Woods and Hopper. The DUmmies hate Patricia Heaton so she must be doing something right.

Gary Sinise is OK as well. He's been on Hannity's radio show a few times....doesn't sound like a left-wing fruitcake... (like most of hollywierd's residents...)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

my duck's name is PING!

[Elyse]

They are so reflexively anti-Bush that they'd claim the sun doesn't rise in the east if Bush said it did.

Actually, they wouldn't be able to dispute that so they would launch into some long-winded scientific mumbojumbo about the earth circling the sun to prove their superior intelligence. Then, they would say that Bush was ignorant and that he only said it because Rove told him, too. This would be followed by references to Haliburton and MIHOP/LIHOP. Then, they would point out that Laura made an ugly face when he said it and that his *censored* teenage daughters should be sent to fight in Iraq. Oh, and last but not least they would say Bush's tie was crooked.