Posted on 08/27/2006 3:33:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
L
PING!
Top 5!
Top 10
Top 10?
Well, when it hits them right in the face...they're still not believing it...mush brains all of 'em. HA HA HA
Another Perfect Rovian Storm
Oops! I meant Charles Henrickson. There is an auto dealer down here with the Hendrickson name so that was the reason for the error. In any event, I'll fix it on my Blog.
Hint to DUmmie Rumpweasels. This was a non-story ages ago.
L
Dang, Rove is GOOD!
Perhaps this is a good time to break out the other Fitzmas carols too:
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INDICT FITZMAS
Tune: "White Christmas"
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
Just 'cause it never seems to show.
With the networks massing
And hours passing,
I hear crickets chirping no.
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
With every angry post I write.
May our frogs start marching tonight,
Because all these Fitzmases aren't right!
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IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FITZMAS
Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will arrive
We've been waiting since who knows when
We've missed it once again
So wake me when it's twenty twenty-five.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Won't include a Rove
'Cause it looks like his name's been shoved
To the very back burner of
The indictment stove.
A pair of federal counts with long prison amounts
Is the wish of goodboy and ben
Crowds that will gawk as he does a perp walk
Is the hope of Will Pitt and friends
The DUmmie Ants would love the chance to send Rove to the pen.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will appear
Now the crew at the courthouse door
Is looking kind of bored
'Cause they've been there since earlier this year.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Comes in fits and starts
But the funniest thing of all
Are the hopes that rise and fall
In the DUmmies' hearts.
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FREUDENSCHADESCHADENFREUDEFREUDENSCHADELICIOUS
Tune: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
Because they wanted Rove to walk
Just like he was a frog,
You should have heard the DUmmies talk--
They read it in a blog!
But then their champagne bubble burst
Before they drank a lick;
They must be cursed to die of thirst
'Cause Fitzmas fizzled quick!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
So when the DUmmies celebrate
Some supersecret "news,"
Just summon up this word and wait,
You've got a term to use;
But you should practice saying it
As often as you speak:
The DUmmies fall for piles of Pitt
At least two times a week!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
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THE TWENTY-FOUR (BUSINESS) HOURS OF FITZMAS
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twenty-fourth hour of Fitzmas
My truthout gave to me:
Twenty-four bonus hours
Twenty-three bogus sources
Twenty-two sealed indictments
Twenty-one new excitements
Twenty Leopolds leaping
Nineteen FReepers freeping
Eighteen crowded dockets
Seventeen Sonny Crocketts
Sixteen corks a-popping
Fifteen-hour meeting
Fourteen Freudenschades
Thirteen Pipers piping
Twelve DUmmies griping
Eleven Roves a-packing
Ten dollars lacking
Nine shots at Skinner
Eight crows for dinner
Seven crews amassing
Six days a-passing
Five LOUSY TROLLS!
Four Patton Boggs
Three fresh blogs
Two marching frogs
And a Pitt ribbed in a parody! .
You can't be DUMB without DU...
Hmmmm. I am considering the implications of this.
And while I am considering that, I will hum Schadenfreude right along with you! LOL! You'd think by now they would realize that their hopes are always dashed, but nooooooo....they are ALWAYS willing to stampede over the cliff, time after time. Amazing!
At least WE have learned to not base our party on our wishes, but rather on reality. Although I wish to see Bill CLinton in an orange jumpsuit, I long ago realized this wasn't going to happen, and I instead focus on the future, and what is possible in 21st century America. The DUmmies, however, are doomed to perpetual disappointment and will always be full of bile. I wonder what they are going to do when George Bush is no longer the president?
And this brings to mind another question: which Republican would drive them more nuts as president? I KNOW they would go nuts with Allen or Guiliani, but I am considering the conspiracies they could manufacture if Romney gets the nod. " Drinking will be outlawed! He has another wife in Provo! No more coffee!" HA!
Free Scooter Libby.
So maybe ARMITAGE, not Rove, is in that Soiled vs. Soiled indictment!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By George, Rove, you've done it again!!!!
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