DUmmie FUnnies 08-30-06 ("Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 30, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Gordongekko909]

Bah! It's because the Bush family is in the pockets of Big Time! Kucinich for president! He'll see to it that the space-time continuum bends to the will of The People (read: the special interest groups that get him elected)!

[Budge]

Because people's expectations are so diminished and they don't believe that they will see $1.70 again...

Heck DUmmie, I'll never see 35 cents a gallon gas, much less 15 cent a gallon.

[Cheburashka]

I'm afraid to ask but why would benburch smile at rectal/cattleprod interface?
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If you ask you have to be able to handle the answer. Otherwise don't ask.

Benburch is a former DUmmie poster (sadly he went over the line of permitted speech even on DU.) By his own admission he regarded his posterior orifice as a super happy funtime playground, if you get my drift.

[Cheburashka]

I'm concerned that this could help Bush.

President Bush is not effing running for anything, you utter DUmmie.
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They hope to impeach and convict Bush and Cheney by no later than January 31, 2007, so whether Bush is running or not is irrelevant.

[franksolich]

In case anyone is curious--or cares--Err America just fired Mike Malloy today, to the Great Sadness of Fat Che.

The DUmmies are in mourning; lots and lots threads and comments over there.

[SoothingDave]

Malloy's freakshow of a messageboard played quite an interesting role in the events of last year's Spring. It's good to see such behavior properly rewarded.

SD

[franksolich]

Malloy's freakshow of a messageboard played quite an interesting role in the events of last year's Spring. It's good to see such behavior properly rewarded.

Yeah, I wonder what's going to happen to the Fat Girl in Canada; she was 74+% of the postings there, even when Fat Che hung around.

[dirtbiker]

You folks in the Mid-Atlantic states will probably have your Labor Day weekend messed up by Ernesto. It's not strong but Ernesto is messy.

I know. It's forcast here in SWVA that we may see 5-10 inches of rain in the next 2-3 days...

Remember, 60% of us aren't nearly as dumb as we look.

Don't worry. The remaining 40% more than make up for the DUmmie stupidity gap "shortage"....

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

How often can he stick a cattle prod up our asses, shock us, and then turn down the power...

Hmmmm... I'm sure that this is already a daily DUmmie exercise. No need for President Bush to do it.

[Mr. Silverback]

While I'm glad that oil prices are falling below $70 and with predictions that they could fall further in October and November, I'm concerned that this could help Bush.

It could help me, too, since I predicted this decline in prices early this summer. Heh-heh! Conservative pundits who payed attention in econ class rule, libs and dipstick Big Oil hating populists drool.

[Mr. Silverback]

Our prices in Newark, DE fell $.20 overnight. Made hubby go "Wow" this morning when we drove past. I just said "Watch'em after the elections. It's only temporary." I bet him a quarter.

Here's another Silverback prediction you can bank on: Her hubby will be 25 cents richer after election day.

[Mr. Silverback]

Burch is FLAMINGLY homosexual and has (I'm told) expressed on DU that he is enthusiastically anal...and by that I don't meen he's a clean freak or something.

[Purrcival]

I'm afraid to ask but why would benburch smile at rectal/cattleprod interface?

Trust me, you DON'T want to know! Let's just say that benburch is into some mighty weird and perverted stuff, and leave it at that.

[Mr. Silverback]

DUmmie conversation: "Movie, movie, movie." "Novel, novel, novel." "Fantasy, fantasy, fantasy." "Fiction, fiction, fiction."

Well, if they discuss the real world the bankruptcy of their ideas becomes apparent.

[darkangel82]

I guess he was too perverted even for DU.

[Mr. Silverback]

And Rush's suggestion that it might approach $2 a gallon come November is wildly optimistic.

Unless a hurricane as bad as Katrina comes through on pretty much the same track, gas will be under $2.50 by Election Day. Bet on it.

[Mr. Silverback]

And Rush's suggestion that it might approach $2 a gallon come November is wildly optimistic.

BTW, that $2.50 is all locations. National avergae will be lower, say $2.25 or less.

[Mr. Silverback]

avergae=average

[Mr. Silverback]

When what they SHOULD be doing is wondering how come this moron Bush keeps kicking their butts. But they can't even think about that, because they just KNOW they're all so much smarter than that dope, so he CAN'T be beating them...

I think a lot of it is religious. They really think that people who take Christianity seriously are dumb, and that pagans, heretics and secularists like themselves are the only real intellectuals. It blinds them, and they cannot see, much less acknowledge, that he has out maneuvered them at every turn. Bible thumpers are supposed to be retarded in their world. They probably think Rove's a Wiccan.

[Mr. Silverback]

From what I understand he was tombstoned because he kept soliciting funds for his "resistance" group. It's called the White Rose Society, after a group of students who gave their lives opposing Hitler. Seldom does liberla arrogance surprise me anymore, but the gaul he needed to do that sis surprise me. Anyway, apparently he kept asking DUers for funds to keep it going, and Skinner warned him more thean once, then he banned him, and Burch wandered off to other boards to claim he'd been banned without warning.