DUmmie FUnnies 11-07-06 ("If we don't win (and we will) mark my words: It was stolen")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

[Since PJ promises many Election Day DUFU Special Editions over the coming hours, and since I already posted most of my Diebold/Election parodies on this morning's DUFU, I'll only post the most topic-specific one here for now, based on these DUmmie comments. CH]

If we don't win . . . It was stolen. Dems have had leads ranging from 2 to 23% for FOURTEEN MONTHS leading up to this election. . . . Last night, **CNN had Dems leading by a full 20%.**

CRY (If you see polls)
By Johnnie Ray-of-Sunshine
Tune: "Cry" (If your sweetheart)

If you see polls that turn out to be too high
It's just Diebold, you'll feel better if you cry
When voting on a touchscreen
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only fall elections that they steal

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
November storm clouds can be found
Behind the sunny skies
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
Well now, November storm clouds can be found
Behind a sunny sky
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

[Darkwolf377]

We riot! Take to the streets!

What a bunch of freaking crybaby weenies. Whaaaaaa! Let's not come up with ideas that we don't have to lie about in order to win--let's not have Pelosi and the criminal Reid out there 24/7 telling the American people what they will do once they gain power--let's not be ourselves and tell America what we REALLY believe, and stand or fall based on our principles...

Nah, let's talk about freakin Guy Fawkes costumes and street theater!

Democrats are like a local theater troupe who are always crying that no one puts them in charge of Washington. Shut the F up and play your Matrix X-Box games, you bunch of Mom's-basement-dwelling, unshaven, unemployed, John Stewart-worshipping, soldier-hating, "natural-smelling" recycling-fetishist, flabby-bodied, astrology-believing, terrorist-cheerleading freaks!

[Jaysun]

Watching them flip out after they lose today is going to be such a treat. I cannot wait!

[redgolum]

Democrats are like a local theater troupe who are always crying that no one puts them in charge of Washington. Shut the F up and play your Matrix X-Box games, you bunch of Mom's-basement-dwelling, unshaven, unemployed, John Stewart-worshipping, soldier-hating, "natural-smelling" recycling-fetishist, flabby-bodied, astrology-believing, terrorist-cheerleading freaks!

LOL! Tell us how you really feel.

[BJClinton]

What really pisses me off about these Diebold CTs is how they miss the elephants in the living room like Philadelphia, Milwaukee, New Mexico etc.

[luvie]

Geezzz...they always holler "stolen" if they don't win. What a buncha babies!

[JusPasenThru]

My concern is that the rhetoric and the anger of the Left has become so overheated, that their less educated and less nuanced members actually will resort to violence.

[kevkrom]

It is not possible to erase 14 months of Democratic gains in ONE DAY.

Well, you've had no gains except "on paper", and this one day is the only time ballots are cast (except for early voting and absentee, yada, yada, yada)

[Tijeras_Slim]

The sooner this rabble is recognized for being the mob it is, the better.

[redgolum]

All joking aside, that is part of the plan.

My reaction kinetics book called a catalyst "Like the man who starts the riot and leaves before the tanks come in". The MSM and dem leadership are hoping like mad to be the catalyst.

[N. Theknow]

What's this?

No mention of wearing V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes masks and revolting against "the machine?"

[Not A Snowbird]

If we do not get BOTH houses it was stolen again. We riot! Take to the streets!

Cool! Can I watch?

[Phantom Lord]

If we do not get BOTH houses it was stolen again. We riot! Take to the streets!

The chances of them getting the Senate is very very slim. Almost non-existent. The House however is likely going to be theirs.

So, not getting both, when and where should I be to watch the riots?

[tcrlaf]

"If we lose, it was stolen. There is NO other reasonable explanation. Saying you believe the Republicans can pull out a majority in the last 24 hours is like saying you believe in the tooth fairy."

I did not know that the tooth fairy brought 16% bias margins to political polls!!

The things you learn on the site...

[westmichman]

It would be good if they would dig the hole first and get in it before committing. That way we could just cover them with a dozer.

[luvie]

LOL! I didn't go to the top of the thread, so I didn't know you had posted that graphic. Sorry! =\

[Doctor Raoul]

Mass paranoia in not a religious service...

[westmichman]

No problem, we got the guns.

[luvie]

I would suggest a consumption strike would be the tactic to use to hurt the GOP the worst. No purchases of new non-essential goods from multinational corporations.

No matter how many pizzas you don't consume, the economy is NOT gonna crash! Karl Rove will see to that! heh-heh!

[SmokinChow]

"No new homes built for Dems."

"Dem free" housing developments? Now there's a worthwhile investment.