DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-06 (HUffies Attack Miss America)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 12-15-06 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

Is there an Ugly Burqa Store out there where they guarantee that no matter how cute the chick, the burqas they sell are guaranteed to make them look terrible?

Actually, that effect is exactly what a burqa is designed for. They are absolutely intended to hide any trace of beauty in their wearers. And for once, I'm not kidding or being sarcastic -- it's rooted in the tribal culture that you cover up your beautiful women lest they be taken from you by force from the tribe over yonder.

[woofie]

[Xenalyte]

Laz's woman has GREAT eyelashes.

[PJ-Comix]

I'll probably make the endorsement announcement sometime between Christmas and New Year's Day when the news is slow. Remember, the MAIN criterion for the endorsement is how it HELPS the DUmmie FUnnies.

[Xenalyte]

Now that you mention it . . .

[ilovew]

**According to Brownback, America should "be run by The Church and big business". He is a true religious fascist, and he's completely insane. God help us all if this lunatic get into the Whitehouse**

Waiting for a link to that...

waiting....

waiting...

Okay, I give up. Far be it from liberals to actually provide proof of their claims.

[ilovew]

**That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait.**

Hmmm...and *why* exactly would it be? Just because this idiot can't control his/her/its hormones, doesn't mean no one else can.

[ilovew]

Is that really relevant for DUmmie FUnnies?

[hsalaw]

Those EARS! Is that the guy Teddy Kennedy calls Barack Osama Obama?

[mikrofon]

Way O/T, but if any of these beauties were to ever marry the latest Dem pretty-boy, would she then be Mrs. Barack Baraquio Obama?

[bcsco]

it might be fun to watch him expose his fundamentalist Nazi views for four years.

If memory serves it was a nation of Americans, the preponderance being Christian yet from all walks of life, who defeated Nazism in the '40's. Just how does Christianity equate to Nazism?

[ilovew]

There's also the fact that Hitler wasn't Christian. But they're liberals. Why let facts get in the way?

[bcsco]

But they're liberals. Why let facts get in the way?

yes, ignorance is bliss. Why take the trouble to think something through when it's easier to just bang away at a keyboard with one finger, while the other hand is reaching out to the pizza container.

[EarthBound]

Now bcsco, let's not bring pizza into this. The pizza has done nothing wrong. ;)

[bcsco]

Now bcsco, let's not bring pizza into this. The pizza has done nothing wrong. ;)

You're right. It's not the pizza's fault it landed on a DUmmie/HUffie's table (or maybe their floor?). It being my 2nd favorite food (#1 is anything German), I should have been more considerate.

[indcons]

It was in response to PJ's thoughts on Sam Brownback.

[Talking_Mouse]

Since the Queen of America hasn't married and had kids I assume she uses contraception and is (like every "good" Catholic)as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey.

I am not married, nor do I use contraceptives, nor do I have children -- because I am a Catholic, therefore believing when my Church say no sex without being married. Might not always be fun, but I voluntarily chose to follow my Church's teaching, even the ones I (gasp) don't always enjoy following (like forgiving people).

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

" That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait."

Are they talking about what Ol' Snakehead is planning for Barak Hussein Obama (aka, B.O. Plenty)?

[PJ-Comix]

I just got back from a little walk while thinking about the DUmmie FUnnies presidential nomination endorsement. And the more I thought about it the more I had to congratulate myself on the BRILLIANCE of the idea. Not only will it help the candidate but, MORE IMPORTANTLY, it will help the DUmmie FUnnies.

Endorsement announcement to come between Christmas and New Year's Day when the news cycle is slow.