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Stone's Ripper joke shocks audience
RTE ^ | December 14, 2006

Posted on 12/16/2006 10:55:27 PM PST by beaversmom

Hollywood film-maker Oliver Stone shocked the audience at the British Comedy Awards with a bad-taste gag about the Suffolk murders.

The director of 'Platoon' and 'Born On The Fourth Of July' was attending the ceremony to present the best comedy film prize to Wallace and Gromit creator Nick Park.

Taking the stage, he quipped: "It's great to be back in England. I feel like Jack The Ripper days are back. Nothing ever changes here."

But his attempt at comedy was met with jeers and gasps of horror from the celebrity audience.

Realising his joke had bombed, Stone sneered: "You're a lovely crowd."

One audience member said: "If he was trying to be funny, then he failed.

"To make a joke like that when five young women have been murdered and the killer is still on the loose was in unbelievably bad taste."


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1 posted on 12/16/2006 10:55:30 PM PST by beaversmom
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2 posted on 12/16/2006 10:58:38 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: beaversmom

The land that brought us George Galloway is lecturing US on bad taste?


3 posted on 12/16/2006 10:59:57 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
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To: beaversmom

They got another serial killer working that area again?


4 posted on 12/16/2006 11:00:20 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: beaversmom
I'm surprised libs were shocked. The murderer loving crowd being aghast at Oliver Stone? Its really weird.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

5 posted on 12/16/2006 11:01:25 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: beaversmom
[quote]Realizing his joke had bombed, Stone sneered: "You're a lovely crowd."[quote]

Typical liberal. If you screw up, it must be 'their' fault. 'They' were obviously too unintelligent to get the nuances of the joke. What an arrogant ass.
6 posted on 12/16/2006 11:02:26 PM PST by Lost Dutchman (Type Softly, And Carry a Big Keyboard.)
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To: beaversmom

He probably thought they were all part of a conspiracy to hide the fact that Prince Harry is really behind the murders...


7 posted on 12/16/2006 11:03:28 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Lost Dutchman
It bombed because liberals have no sense of humor. None whatsoever. They're perpetually enraged.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

8 posted on 12/16/2006 11:03:51 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: beaversmom
Realising his joke had bombed, Stone sneered: "You're a lovely crowd."

Michael Richards could learn something from this....


9 posted on 12/16/2006 11:05:19 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: goldstategop

"They're perpetually enraged."

And hopelessly retarded.


10 posted on 12/16/2006 11:06:19 PM PST by derllak
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Today liberals are offended by even bad jokes. Never try to kid a lib - they'll tear your head off.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

11 posted on 12/16/2006 11:06:34 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Lost Dutchman

Oh, come on--whenever someone delivers a joke that bombs they respond exactly the same way. A comedian who delivers a bomb doesn't say "Oh, I'm so sorry I offended you." They make a gratuitous insult and move on.


12 posted on 12/16/2006 11:07:07 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
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To: Darkwolf377
Humor today is a dying art. I think its funny Stone got booed in of all places, a Comedy Awards gala.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

13 posted on 12/16/2006 11:09:08 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: beaversmom
Murder jokes = booing.

Racial jokes = booing, Al Sharpton, and 6-figure settlement.
14 posted on 12/16/2006 11:11:04 PM PST by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

I never thought I'd see the day...

FReepers....

DEFENDING Oliver Stone making a tasteless joke.

(I am without words)


15 posted on 12/16/2006 11:11:07 PM PST by paulat
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To: goldstategop
Today liberals are offended by even bad jokes.

I believe they prefer to be called "progressives"


16 posted on 12/16/2006 11:11:11 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: beaversmom

I remember watching the Johnny Carson show one night back in the '70s, where Joan Rivers was doing a standup routine. She had the audience absolutely roaring with laughter, until the point where she said, "I'm so ugly that when I was born my mother took one look at me and demanded an abortion." A dead, stony silence immediately ensued.


17 posted on 12/16/2006 11:14:57 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: goldstategop
Agreed. Have you noticed that in most stand up acts there are always "jokes" that are merely expressions of politically-correct thought, and the audience chuckles a little...and then APPLAUDS? They're applauding the political point of view, which their weak laughter admits isn't very funny.

Humor should take no sides. These days, all comedians seem interested in making sure the audience knows they hate Bush, and their jokes at the libs are of the "but I love him/her, anyway, and am just laughing at their foibles, which make them loveable" variety.

18 posted on 12/16/2006 11:15:25 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
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To: paulat

Hey, I think the guy is a creep...but the line between funny and tasteless can be a fine one, as a certain would-be comedian found out.


19 posted on 12/16/2006 11:21:05 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Darkwolf377

It tickles me to see them let their hair down and keep stubbing their toes. Have you noticed that they treat their electoral victory as license to misbehave? They are still mad, too.


20 posted on 12/16/2006 11:23:43 PM PST by ClaireSolt (Have you have gotten mixed up in a mish-masher?)
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To: ClaireSolt
They can never be happy. I just laugh when at the cusp of gaining power, life still p*sses these people off.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

21 posted on 12/16/2006 11:25:27 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: ClaireSolt
They treat their victory as a victory FOREVER--as if there are no more elections to win, it's all over, they won.

They are behaving as if there will never be any payback...something the Republicans did only after being office a number of years. These idjits haven't even take control and they're doing the End Zone In Your Face Dance already.

22 posted on 12/16/2006 11:25:42 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
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To: Darkwolf377
They take everything seriously. I can only await their reaction when they lose a future election.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

23 posted on 12/16/2006 11:29:31 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop
The murderer loving crowd being aghast at Oliver Stone? Its really weird.

Indeed. If they invited a pig on stage, would they be aghast if it said "Oink"? What were they expecting from the likes of Oliver Stone?

24 posted on 12/16/2006 11:32:19 PM PST by kittycatonline.com
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
"I'm so ugly that when I was born my mother took one look at me and demanded an abortion." A dead, stony silence immediately ensued.

The audience was silent for the reason that you suggest, but also because the joke was poorly constructed and NOT funny (no matter the feelings about abortion).

25 posted on 12/16/2006 11:49:23 PM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: beaversmom

I thought it was funny. Nice to see that the Poms still can't take a joke from us Yanks.


26 posted on 12/16/2006 11:51:24 PM PST by Clemenza (Never Trust Anyone With a Latin Tagline)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

I remember Joan Rivers as always being the perfect excuse to change the channel.


"can we tawwwwwkkk?!"


27 posted on 12/17/2006 12:14:59 AM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative
I remember Joan Rivers as always being the perfect excuse to change the channel.

I didn't much care for her either.

28 posted on 12/17/2006 12:22:53 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: beaversmom
After it bombed he should have done a Rodney Dangerfield impersonation:

"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!

I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."

29 posted on 12/17/2006 12:30:11 AM PST by Screamname (My name is Screamname and I approve this message.)
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To: Darkwolf377

No, not the US, just Stone.


30 posted on 12/17/2006 12:39:12 AM PST by kenth (I wish compassionate conservatives were more compassionate to conservatism.)
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To: paulat

Odd, isn't it? What have they against the British?


31 posted on 12/17/2006 12:40:00 AM PST by kenth (I wish compassionate conservatives were more compassionate to conservatism.)
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To: beaversmom
"To make a joke like that when five young women have been murdered and the killer is still on the loose was in unbelievably bad taste."

This is SOP for the left. First they pass laws making their citizenry totally helpless against assault -- denying them firearms ownership and right-to-carry, attempting to outlaw even kitchen knives and sending to prison those who defend themselves against home invasion. Murderers are coddled, given light sentences, counseling and never the execution they merit.

Predictably, violent criminals now see a golden opportunity to take whatever they want and kill whomever they please with little or no risk. Just as predictably, these 5 girls wind up dead. And how does the left respond to this sorry state of affairs that they themselves created? They respond with exaggerated moral indignation that anybody could crack a joke about these five hapless victims, the same ones that they themselves set up for the slaughter!

32 posted on 12/17/2006 12:54:11 AM PST by Bonaparte
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To: beaversmom

This has caused me great stress and pain. I'm calling a lawyer.


33 posted on 12/17/2006 12:55:27 AM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: beyond the sea

No.

This was the seventies. People didn't do jokes about crap like that back then. Not on the Carson show anyway.


34 posted on 12/17/2006 1:01:44 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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"This was the seventies. People didn't do jokes about crap . . . . " "Not on the Carson show anyway."

True. I remember a Mexican comedian who got the bum's rush after 10 seconds into his bathroom humor routine. Willing to bet is was the shortest appearance of any comedian on the Carson Show.

35 posted on 12/17/2006 2:46:23 AM PST by Eastbound
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To: beaversmom
I'm getting sick of having to apologize to the British about our liberal nutjobs. They need to learn to simply deny them entry. If they'll do us the courtesy of letting us know they're trying to get back into the US, we could do the same and solve a problem for both nations.

In the mean time, "Sorry Fellahs"... We can't control them as our law prevents us from taking "reasonable measures" with these idiots.

We can't even convince Alex Baldwin to move to France after he promised us he'd leave. *sigh*

36 posted on 12/17/2006 3:13:51 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: beaversmom
Oliver Stone, J. F'n Kerry.....I just love when they slip and the true way they think comes to light. Too bad their acolytes are too dumb to realize it.
37 posted on 12/17/2006 3:41:54 AM PST by Roccus (Dealing with Politicians IS the War on Terror.)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
They got another serial killer working that area again?

I read the other day that they seem to have another "Jack the Ripper" guy going after hookers. seriously. bad timing on Stone's part...

38 posted on 12/17/2006 3:47:31 AM PST by GOP_Thug_Mom (libera nos a malo)
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To: kittycatonline.com

What were they expecting from the likes of Oliver Stone?

That's right.


39 posted on 12/17/2006 3:56:30 AM PST by garylmoore (Faith is the assurance of things unseen.)
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To: GOP_Thug_Mom
I read the other day that they seem to have another "Jack the Ripper" guy going after hookers. seriously. bad timing on Stone's part...

You don't think Stone pays attention to the news, do you?

40 posted on 12/17/2006 4:37:24 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: Screamname

Thanks for that. He'll always be the Great Rodney Dangerfield to me.


41 posted on 12/17/2006 4:58:13 AM PST by American in Singapore (Bill Clinton: The Human Stain)
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To: beaversmom

Technically, he's not 'Still on the loose,' as the audience member said, since whoever the Ripper was, he's almost certainly been dead for decades. Still, Stone's joke was done in incredibly bad taste, and didn't even make much sense. It's good that the audience didn't take his crap.


42 posted on 12/17/2006 5:06:45 AM PST by Chewie84
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To: beaversmom

If only he would have insulted President Bush he'd have been cheered instead of jeered.


43 posted on 12/17/2006 5:06:53 AM PST by OldFriend (THE PRESS IS AN EVIL FOR WHICH THERE IS NO REMEDY)
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To: Chewie84

"Technically, he's not 'Still on the loose,' as the audience member said"

Yes he is, the murders Stone was referring to have happened in the last three weeks and the murderer has not yet been caught.


44 posted on 12/17/2006 5:11:43 AM PST by Canard
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To: Darkwolf377
Agreed. Have you noticed that in most stand up acts there are always "jokes" that are merely expressions of politically-correct thought, and the audience chuckles a little...and then APPLAUDS? They're applauding the political point of view, which their weak laughter admits isn't very funny.

Well, if it's on TV, it's because the "Applause" lights came on... While is why I always liked "The Man Show." Their light said "Clap You Bas**rds!" Well, that and for other reasons too...

Mark

45 posted on 12/17/2006 5:21:31 AM PST by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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It was a bad tasteless joke and to go on about "libs not having a sense of humor" or it's Britain's fault for their gun laws etc, is ridiculous. I don't think anyone here would be cracking jokes about the Atlantic City murders or any other recent murder case where the killer is still on the loose.


46 posted on 12/17/2006 5:27:43 AM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: beaversmom

stone went to the j f'n kerry school of comedy!!!!!

the joke....well it sank like a stone!!!!


47 posted on 12/17/2006 5:31:19 AM PST by hnj_00
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To: beaversmom

Stone is a movie director whose career is barely treading water. His last two films (World Trade Center and Alexander) grossed just enough, world wide, to recover their production costs and I'm not sure if that includes the advertising costs.
In other words, Stones financial backers may have made a bit of a return, but not enough to justify the risks taken.
Basically, the passions that animated his early success were based on his Vietnam experience and adoration of JFK. Those events are now an inspirational empty well and he is now older and less energetic and, from what I hear, has developed an excessive fondness for cocaine and teenage fashion models.
He better pick his next project with care. While the jury is still out, I think he is about one movie bomb short of being washed up in Hollywood.


48 posted on 12/17/2006 5:44:31 AM PST by finnigan2
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To: mamelukesabre
No. This was the seventies. People didn't do jokes about crap like that back then. Not on the Carson show anyway.

I'll be 60 years old next month. I remember the bit. It was not accepted by the audience because of the subject matter (as you suggest) ................ AND because it was a poorly constructed joke. How does one "demand an abortion" AFTER the baby is born?

Get real. Joan Rivers blew it two different ways.

49 posted on 12/17/2006 5:45:41 AM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: beaversmom

You'll soon shake with fear
Never knowing if I'm near
I'm sly and I'm shameless
Nocturnal and nameless
Except for "The Ripper"
Or if you like "Jack The Knife"


50 posted on 12/17/2006 5:49:08 AM PST by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero » with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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