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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-07 (Arianna Huffington Stalking Barack Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2007 5:18:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix

What do you call it when a woman features two days in a row a photo in her blog of a barechested man in a bathing suit emerging from the water? I call it obsessed. And Arianna Huffington is absolutely obsessed with that photo of Barack Obama emerging from the water at the beach. Since Arianna featured two stories in two days this week at the HUffington Post about that story, we can now claim that Arianna is definitely stalking Obama. Mrs. Obama better watch out since Arianna has a record of going after prominent men as she is apparently doing with her stalking of Obama. The first of Arianna's stalking stories was this Monday with Obama Bares It In Hawaii... However, Arianna could not get enough of her Barack so she followed up with the same pic on Tuesday with Obama Comments On His Beach Body: "Stop Looking At It"... Sorry, Obama, but Arianna can't stop looking at IT. She is positively drooling over you as your stalker-in-chief. So let us now watch the HUffies react to Arianna drooling over Obama in hot Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Arianna's sentiment could be best expressed by a song set to the tune of "I Don't Know How To Love Him" written by Charles Henrickson below, is in the [brackets]:

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!

Obama Bares It In Hawaii...

[Drooled Arianna.]

People captured Sen. Barack Obama's (D-IL) trip to a Hawaiian beach New Year's Day. His photo appears next to those of Penelope Cruz and Hugh Jackman.

[Arianna has eyes only for Osama/Obama.]

what is the friggin point of posting this kind of crap.

[SHHHH! You're interrupting Arianna in mid-drool.]

I'd buy people Magazine if they'd run a photo of Chimpy going face-first off his bicycle while eating pretzels.

[Would you but it if they ran a photo of Teddy in a bathing suit eating a whale?]

Those of us who remember JFK pics, remember that he was often pictured shirt off at the beach or on a boat. It just projects the image of health and virility and gets the gay and female vote. So why the hell not? He sure looks a damn sight better than G.W. And who wants to see a half naked McCain, anyway. And if McCain uses the race card, Obama can use the age card...just by showing these pics. :)))

[Obama campaign strategy by another stalker. BTW, I was at the Miami Seaquarium once and swear I saw an angry tortoise that looked exactly like McCain.]

This is good. It shows him relaxed and having fun. You always see him in a suit, crusading on behalf of citizens, articulating a vision of hope, etc. So this is a good, temporary departure.

[Is that you drooling, Ben Burch?]

Mmmm-hmmm. Barack's not so skinny after all. Personally, I like a bit of meat on the bones.

[Actually this sounds a lot more like Ben Burch.]

Mrs. Obama had better get ready to help her husband fight off all the interns, because HE IS GOING TO GET ATTENTION! And it'll be the kind of attention that will make her even meaner than she already is! Wooo! That chick is scary. On the other hand, he' a prize, so perhaps it comes with the territory....

[She will also have to fight off Arianna fighting off all the interns in order to get first dibs at Barack.]

It was about time, that Huffpo showed some male flesh!!

[That HAS to be Ben Burch.]

Now really, why would Huffington put this on the site?

[It's called stalking.]

Who gives a flying crap that the man is without a shirt in Hawaii on vacation... Huffpo, THIS IS NOT NEWS! Stop wasting people's time by posting inconsequential articles.

[You just set off a new round of drooling by Arianna with that comment about a man without a shirt.]

Arianna Huffington has become one of the sleaziest publishers on the internet. This Obama piece is an embarrassment. And the current photo of Mrs. Clinton, that I have no doubt, was custom-chosen by Arianna is nothing short of malevolence. What goes around comes around Arianna.

[Stand by. Arianna's not done yet. She will be posting the same Obama photo the next day.]

It's not like he is wearing a Speedo.

[And an EXTRA LARGE jockstrap.]

What? Sleazy? I doubt that. This website is the bomb baby!!! If anything, Ariana is helping to bring sexy back! Justin Timberlake can't do it alone. You know?

[Arianna is turning the HUffington Post into People Magazine.]

Well he's in better shape than Dennis The Hippo Hastert!

[Or Teddy The Whale Kennedy.]

I readily admit, that I have always been partial to a nice tan, but gee wiz! I have never seen a prettier tan than Barack's! The man's skin is like HONEY & BUTTER mixed together.

[Ben Burch or Arianna? It's hard to figure out who posted that analysis.]

But I think he could use a little work with the weights to get a little more muscle tone and diffinition. Because even at my age , I'm a little better ripped than he is. But I have an obsession with the weight room and I love to run as well. I guess I'm just freaky like that. I'm always the oldest guy breaken a sweat and lovin it.

[That sounds like Ben Burch lying about his physique.]

Hot and cute. Yum!

[And so concludes an Arianna HUffington editorial. And now on to her second obsessive Obama beach STORY...]

Obama Comments On His Beach Body: "Stop Looking At It"...

[Sorry, Arianna just can't help herself.]

Some pecs that Obama has. Now stop looking. That's an order from himself.

[Typed Arianna thru rivers of drool.]

Sen. Barack Obama is sensitive about getting kidded for his ears. Now, courtesy of paparazzi staking him out on his recent Hawaii vacation, some of the rest of him is available for public inspection.

[And Arianna is sure inspecting him quite publicly.]

Is HUFFPO really wasting space on this story for a second day in a row?

[Quit interrupting Arianna in mid-stalk.]

Former Congressman Mark Foley has also expressed the exact same sentiment in that looking at the body of Sen. Obama was wrong in that it was far too aged and not nearly fresh enough. We should all follow the lead of former Congressman Mark Foley.

[That is definitely Ben Burch.]

I agree. this is stupid. stop looking at it and featuring it. How low will "we" go?

[Arianna would love to go lower on Obama.]

He says stop looking at it so you run the picture again... Hey Arianna - Stop Stalking Obama!!!

[Jealous?]

Even his nipples have charisma

[Analyzed Ben Burch.]

I like what I see. He looks very happy.

[Is that a gun in his pocket or is he just happy to see Arianna?]

I just hope that going topless does not set-the-bar for the 2008 elections. We may be forced to look at a really booby prize.

[A horrible image of Hillary just came to mind.]

Now I want to see all the other possible presidential candidates topless too, please!!

[You really want to see a half naked Evil Elf?]

this is the first indication of the Frenchification of America (politicians bare themselves all the time over there)

[And make it even worse by wearing tiny bikini bottoms.]

How incideous and devious is corporate media. How stupid and shallow its consumers. How simple minded the editors of Huffington Post to be complicit in the act of denigrating and diminishing a democratic senator who has demonstrated at least in speech a real understanding of the plight of this democracy. Can't you see that this little juxtapositioning of this man with actors and actresses follicking at the beach is an effort to make him less statesmanlike, less presidential,less worthy of serious attention. Think John Kerry windserfing. You may think this harmless fun. It is not, It is agitprop at work.

[A Marxist spin on Arianna's obsession.]


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KEYWORDS: ariannahuffington; barackobama; huffies
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I think I will hold off on posting the I Don't Know Why I Love Him song on YouTube until AFTER I contact a number of radio talk stations about playing the song. It should be done soon.

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1 posted on 01/10/2007 5:18:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/10/2007 5:19:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

In after thing ping, fast one this time.


3 posted on 01/10/2007 5:23:25 AM PST by EarthBound (Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
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Wow! This is the longest before anybody responded to a DUFU edition. You folks must be asleep this morning.


4 posted on 01/10/2007 5:23:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Even his nipples have charisma.

WHAT?

5 posted on 01/10/2007 5:25:28 AM PST by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten?


6 posted on 01/10/2007 5:26:08 AM PST by CT-Freeper (Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He sure looks a damn sight better than G.W.

Doubt that. The Pres. is in great shape. I've heard Pres. Bush can STILL bench press over 200 lbs. Not too shabby. OB looks soft.

7 posted on 01/10/2007 5:27:10 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


8 posted on 01/10/2007 5:27:34 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Conservatism hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found wanting to be tried.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top Ten?

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

9 posted on 01/10/2007 5:27:35 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, this one was great today - several times I LOL'd! I loved it. (Your commentary is always the best!)


10 posted on 01/10/2007 5:30:39 AM PST by arizonarachel (Lord, thank you for this miracle!)
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To: PJ-Comix

10th?!


11 posted on 01/10/2007 5:30:53 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix
(snicker) Wait till the Moonbats find out Obama is a .... SMOKER. Cigarettes, Burn him at the Stake!
12 posted on 01/10/2007 5:32:18 AM PST by Condor51 (The Dems don't want another 'Vietnam' - they want another Dien Bien Phu.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey man, I'm doing the best I can here. I am at work you know.
13 posted on 01/10/2007 5:32:35 AM PST by EarthBound (Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
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To: arizonarachel

Arianna has a habit of marrying gay men. Does she know something we don't know? She is an absolute flake and a twerp who now hob nobs with obnoxious lefites. I am more sympathetic to Michael Huffington than to her.


14 posted on 01/10/2007 5:36:53 AM PST by juliej (vote gop)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


15 posted on 01/10/2007 5:45:22 AM PST by Blue Eyes (Praying for a miracle.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20?


16 posted on 01/10/2007 5:47:51 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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Hey, Arianna Huffington has as much right as any other straight woman to drool over pictures of half-naked guys.

The world doesn't need to hear about it, however.

17 posted on 01/10/2007 5:49:19 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20


18 posted on 01/10/2007 5:54:53 AM PST by ziggy_dlo (THE LAND OF THE FREE, FOUGHT FOR BY THE BRAVE!!! We Never Forget 9/11.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20?


19 posted on 01/10/2007 5:59:14 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: FDNYRHEROES

top 20?


20 posted on 01/10/2007 6:09:23 AM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: samiam1972

My Reply, # 21?


21 posted on 01/10/2007 6:18:09 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: FDNYRHEROES

It's slow here this morning!

I don't find him the least bit attractive. I tend to base my judgement on a combination of mostly brain, some physical features. He is seriously lacking! Now, having said that, I wish I hadn't seen this picture! There are just some things I'd rather not know about people.


22 posted on 01/10/2007 6:25:16 AM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm getting a red "x" on the photo you're posting right now, PJ. Here is the photo of bare-chested Barack from another source:


23 posted on 01/10/2007 6:27:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Beach Boy Barack.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Check again. My photo is still working fine. Anyone else having problems seeing it?


24 posted on 01/10/2007 6:31:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Arianna's sentiment could be best expressed by a song set to the tune of "I Don't Know How To Love Him" written by Charles Henrickson. . . .

PJ, the title of the parody is "I Don't Know WHY I Love Him"; the title of the original is ". . . How to. . . ." Also, you've got the lyrics up there fine, but I like to include a link to the tune as well, so people can sing along:

Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

25 posted on 01/10/2007 6:34:38 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have to admit that the hoopla around this picture is a little puzzling to me. Does he really look THAT great for a guy in his mid 40s? He is in decent shape. I know several people in that age range in better shape. It's not like we are talking about a 60-year-old man here.


26 posted on 01/10/2007 6:37:02 AM PST by cdcdawg
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To: juliej

Was he gay before he married her or did he become gay becasue of her?


27 posted on 01/10/2007 6:38:13 AM PST by sticker
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To: Charles Henrickson

I had Bill Bennett on streaming radio this morning and I could have sworn I heard a snippet of you second parody you sent him (Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay). Not sure because I was in the other room at the time. Anyone else hear that?


28 posted on 01/10/2007 6:41:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Personally I don't see the attraction. BO is as ugly as home made soap, as my momma used to say. Hey I like calling Barack Obama "B O" I think I'll keep it up.
29 posted on 01/10/2007 6:42:27 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
You always see him in a suit, crusading

Uh-oh. Obama is engaging in a religious war against Islam!

Or so the DUmmies say anytime a republican uses the word crusade.

30 posted on 01/10/2007 6:49:38 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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What's strange about all this is that the guy is not in particularly good shape for a 45 year old.

Kind of doughy.

31 posted on 01/10/2007 6:58:47 AM PST by wideawake
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To: PJ-Comix
"the Frenchification of America (politicians bare themselves all the time over there)"

How did you miss this opportunity! Of course we have politicians that bear themselves in the US!


32 posted on 01/10/2007 7:23:29 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Even his nipples have charisma

They have ointments to fix that....

33 posted on 01/10/2007 7:29:42 AM PST by mikrofon (Nipple Chrism)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Barack's Got Front!


34 posted on 01/10/2007 7:37:46 AM PST by mikrofon ({{ .... sigh ....}} ~AH)
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To: mikrofon

I have to wonder if he was "waxed" for this photo op (Paparazzi?!? Yeah...right...)


35 posted on 01/10/2007 7:45:16 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: wideawake

I agree - my husband is much better - same age.


36 posted on 01/10/2007 8:00:19 AM PST by Roses0508 (Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love how the tards at HuffPo can't go half a page without whining about Bush for some imaginary reason or another.


37 posted on 01/10/2007 8:06:40 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

Now the photo is back and the red "x" is gone. Must have been a temporary bandwidth issue.


38 posted on 01/10/2007 8:09:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Obamarama!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Obama Bares It In Hawaii...

Vilsack Bears It In Iowa...

39 posted on 01/10/2007 8:14:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BEAR!)
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To: PJ-Comix

ping


40 posted on 01/10/2007 8:14:26 AM PST by LC HOGHEAD ( G.O.P. official "Nothing will rally conservatives and Republicans like a Hillary nomination")
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Obama Bares It In Hawaii...

WEAR THE BARE!

41 posted on 01/10/2007 8:15:26 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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He sure looks a damn sight better than G.W.

Actually, Bush's physique at 60 is undoubtedly better than Obama's at 45. If you've seen pictures of Bush working on his ranch in Crawford, you can tell he's in good shape. Heck, Reagan at 70 was probably in better shape than Obama.

42 posted on 01/10/2007 8:20:40 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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Barack's not so skinny after all.

In a few years he'll be Barack Obesa.

43 posted on 01/10/2007 8:23:36 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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To: PJ-Comix
He shaves his chest!
44 posted on 01/10/2007 8:24:41 AM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: PJ-Comix
Arianna Huffington has become one of the sleaziest publishers on the internet.

Hef, meet Huff.

45 posted on 01/10/2007 8:25:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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To: Poser

Channeling Pat Morita as Mr. Miagi...
"Wax on. Hair off. Wax on. Hair off."


46 posted on 01/10/2007 8:26:56 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Poser; PJ-Comix
He shaves his chest!

He probably wears a belly-bag man-purse too.

47 posted on 01/10/2007 8:27:02 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This Obama piece is an embarrassment.

That's next, the bare-ass-ment.

48 posted on 01/10/2007 8:29:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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the current photo of Mrs. Clinton, that I have no doubt, was custom-chosen by Arianna is nothing short of malevolence.

What, she's got HILLARY bare-chested too?! That WOULD be wicked!

49 posted on 01/10/2007 8:31:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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It's not like he is wearing a Speedo.

Maybe Jean-Fraud Kerry wears a Speedo when he's over in Europe.

50 posted on 01/10/2007 8:34:04 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BARE!)
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