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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-07 (Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

THAT DAMN BASTARD! "DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!"

[IT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!! SEND HIM TO THE HAGUE!!!]

that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."

[DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS. WE CONTROL YOUR NERVE ENDINGS! WE CONTROL YOUR TEMPER CENTER! WE CAN MANIPULATE YOU UP OR DOWN! ...And now to read the KOmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "Enough of this Democrat nonsense."]

Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]


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I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik. The horror started when I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack. I couldn't find it but I suddenly woke up and was relieved to find the waist pack next to my bed where I always keep it at night. Oddly enough I was initially very happy that my waist pack was found even though I had to leave Petra alone in that hotel room. Weird.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP Heehee


3 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:33 AM PST by vlad335
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To: PJ-Comix

5


4 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:47 AM PST by NeoCaveman (raise the wage, save the tuna)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


5 posted on 01/24/2007 5:56:16 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix

And I thought this was "No Name Calling Week"!


6 posted on 01/24/2007 5:59:30 AM PST by westmichman (The will of God always trumps the will of the people.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

I don't get it, what has these loons so upset?


7 posted on 01/24/2007 6:00:53 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix

I never knew it was an insult. Silly me. I must use it more.


8 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:16 AM PST by elc (Guns kill people the same way the spoon made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These nuts are truly insane.

Thanks for posting these, otherwise I'd have no idea what my sister is up to.


9 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:23 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.")
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To: PJ-Comix

"Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack."


You're crazy. :-)


10 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:48 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Democrats aren't Democratic, they are narcissistic...

Do you think that will piss them off?

As for the dream...Get help...:-)


11 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:05 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: gate2wire

11?


12 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:08 AM PST by freedomlover (Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
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To: elc

"I never knew it was an insult. Silly me. I must use it more."


Same here. I'll make an extra effort to
use the term.


13 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:08 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

Those funny democrats! It's like the word "liberal" - they find that insulting too - my "liberal" acquaintances always correct me & say they are "progressives".

LOL.


14 posted on 01/24/2007 6:05:46 AM PST by alicewonders
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To: PJ-Comix
Curious. They want to be called Democratic when they regard anyone who disagrees with them as evil; that doesn't sound very "democratic" to me.

They should consider themselves lucky they're not called the Fascist party.

Regards, Ivan

15 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:21 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Rush did a hilarious segment on this a few years ago, when the dems lost their majority, and Newtie and the boys began to use the term 'Democrat Party' correctly.

If the Dems use this party label as they want to, individual members of their party would need to be called 'democratics'.

I wish Rush would replay this. It had me in tears laughing.


16 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:35 AM PST by RushCrush (God Bless our fine military! Thank you for your service! We are forever indebted to you!)
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To: SolidusRaccoon
I don't get it, what has these loons so upset?

Well, you first have to realize these loons are perpetually ticked off. Since that's their normal state of mind they search for things to get even more angry about where they can get motivated enough to get out of bed and get on their computer.

So, today they're hacked off about democrat party vs democratic party. They fail to realize since they've allowed themselves to be known as democrats instead of say, democratics, it's only natural the name of their party gets shortened as it does.

Mainly though, they just have a pathological need for adrenaline.

17 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:52 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix

"PJ, would you forget the d*mn fanny pack and get over here."

18 posted on 01/24/2007 6:08:19 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit"

Smells the same too.

19 posted on 01/24/2007 6:09:59 AM PST by Condor51 (The demoncRATs don't want another 'Vietnam' - they want another Dien Bien Phu.)
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To: alicewonders
Hmm so I guess Hillary will be referred as the Democratic Senator from NY instead of the Democrat Senator from NY.

I wish someone would listen and see how often the news media says Democratic rather than Democrat.

I think most of them refer to the later..

20 posted on 01/24/2007 6:11:38 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear.. on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They don't understand that to be called the democratic party they would have to be democratic and they aren't.

(your waist pack? everyone else calls it a fanny pack, oh well )


21 posted on 01/24/2007 6:13:12 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder how these folks feel about Isiah Washington?


22 posted on 01/24/2007 6:16:31 AM PST by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, "Bradypalooza," from Amazon. Com.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party
Democrat Party

It's even fun to say....


23 posted on 01/24/2007 6:18:26 AM PST by NeoCaveman (raise the wage, save the tuna)
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To: PJ-Comix
Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

Oh oh, someone's "had enough" again. Go ahead DUmmie, write a letter, wear your mask, watch Boston Legal, or whatever you democrats do when you get angry.

24 posted on 01/24/2007 6:23:18 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Sounds stupid:

"Hi, my name is Apple-Blossom and I'm a Democratic."

25 posted on 01/24/2007 6:26:20 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: PJ-Comix

Can anyone explain to me why they view it as such an insult? I never knew it was that big of an insult to them. I would love to know why.


26 posted on 01/24/2007 6:27:45 AM PST by USMCWife6869
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To: USMCWife6869

Maybe it's because "democrat" sounds like "dumba$hit".


27 posted on 01/24/2007 6:32:34 AM PST by alicewonders
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To: mware
Hmm so I guess Hillary will be referred as the Democratic Senator from NY instead of the Democrat Senator from NY.

I just call her "hellb*tch."

28 posted on 01/24/2007 6:32:46 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: PJ-Comix
From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

Um, OK sure, whatever. I doesn't matter to us adults. Fundamentalist leftists live for their symbolism.
29 posted on 01/24/2007 6:33:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They're a might touchy over there at Democrat Underground.


30 posted on 01/24/2007 6:33:34 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Free Republican)
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To: PJ-Comix

I call it the Demonrat Party.


31 posted on 01/24/2007 6:34:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Free Republican)
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We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!

32 posted on 01/24/2007 6:35:03 AM PST by beans36
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To: PJ-Comix
"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit"

Excellent analogy by that member of the Democrat Party.

33 posted on 01/24/2007 6:37:48 AM PST by beans36
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To: PJ-Comix

Do they just wake up in the morning looking for something to make their butts itch?

If I were to ask someone if they are a Democrat, that would be the correct use of "Democrat". Therefore, they are a part of the Democrat Party. Much like if I were to ask someone if they are a Republican, they would be a part of the Republican Party. Trying to say that they are part of the Democratic Party is just something they want to use as another smokescreen to make people think that they actually believe that Democracy is a good thing. "See, I do believe in Democracy, I belong to the DEMOCRATIC Party. What else do you need to know!"

They try the same thing by calling themselves progressives. What are they progressing toward? The end of a moralistic society? A society where nobody shall be judged? A society in which religion has no impact? Yes to all, but what they tell everyone is that they are progressing to a point where people are all completely open-minded.

Oh, and to the one DUer who is just going to call us all Republics from now on.....ooooooh! Good one. It doesn't even make sense.


34 posted on 01/24/2007 6:40:36 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty ("I do a lot of things to irritate the libs. And it works!" - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: gate2wire

You can't call them the Democratic Party since they have cheated and fixed so many elections in the past that the poll results are anything but "Democratic" results in a Democracy.


35 posted on 01/24/2007 6:42:05 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan (Jim Webb is the new Senate Idiot)
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To: PJ-Comix

It took me a while to figure out what they are angry about and I still don't really understand. Getting angry over the word, "Democrat"? Huh? Can someone please explain this one?


36 posted on 01/24/2007 6:42:47 AM PST by killjoy (Life sucks, wear a helmet.)
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To: NeoCaveman
Democrat Party

It's even fun to say....

It's even more fun when pronounced this way:

DemocRAT PARTy

Or just the 'cRATS, for short.

37 posted on 01/24/2007 6:43:15 AM PST by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: piasa

Or the DemonRat Party
or the DihimmiRat Party
or sometimes I call em the AbortocRat Party.


38 posted on 01/24/2007 6:46:20 AM PST by NeoCaveman (rats, rats, everwhere rats)
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To: USMCWife6869; alicewonders; PJ-Comix
Can anyone explain to me why they view it as such an insult?

The Republican use of "Democrat" Party came about decades ago, not because "Democrat" is a bad word but rather because "Democratic" was such a good word. Republicans didn't want people to confuse "Democratic" with "democratic," which has positive connotations. "Democrat" can only refer to the political party, but "democratic" can refer to a form of government that our nation supports around the world. So Republicans avoided "Democratic" and said "Democrat."

By it being reduced to a term to refer only to a political party--a party that for the last 35-40 years has been viewed with significant disfavor--the adjective "Democrat" has come to have negative connotations. This is much like what has happened to the term "liberal," and thus now the libs want to be called "progressives."

Notice that over the last couple decades, in most political advertising, Democrats never identify themselves as Democrats, and in their message they want to sound conservative.

39 posted on 01/24/2007 6:47:06 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Free Republican)
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To: PJ-Comix

What in HELL is this all about???!!!???


40 posted on 01/24/2007 6:52:33 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack.

Guess who had taken it:


41 posted on 01/24/2007 6:52:59 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (PJ, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you very much for such a great explanantion. It makes sense, I suppose, but it is certainly nothing to get your panties in a bunch about. Is this the biggest problem facing these crazy DUmmies today? If so, they are very lucky.


42 posted on 01/24/2007 6:53:02 AM PST by USMCWife6869
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To: cripplecreek
Um, OK sure, whatever. I doesn't matter to us adults. Fundamentalist leftists live for their symbolism.

Yup. A group that wants so much to decry labels sure tries their hardest to segregate the American public by labels. They WANTED to be called Democrats until that term became synonymous with "idiot". Then they wanted to be called LIBERAL until that term became synonymous with "spineless". Now they want to be called PROGRESSIVE until that term becomes synonymous with "treehugger".

So, I will now just refer to them as the Spineless Idiot Treehugger Party. And the members of that Party are Spineless Idiot Treehuggers. Sorry about the labels.
43 posted on 01/24/2007 6:54:52 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty ("I do a lot of things to irritate the libs. And it works!" - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, if they start calling us 'Republics' all the time I will begin saying 'for which we stand' immediately afterward. That will really tweak the b@sta@rds!
44 posted on 01/24/2007 6:55:08 AM PST by Greystoke
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To: PJ-Comix; gate2wire
I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik. The horror started when I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside. . . .

You must have been Petrafied.

45 posted on 01/24/2007 6:55:58 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Maybe Mrs. Comix took it.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was always taught that it is indeed the DEMOCRAT party. When they each start delaring that "I am a Democratic" in conversation, I will then call the party as such.
What a bunch of whiney losers, including Jim Webb and that dead raccoon he was wearing on his head.
They didn't even stand when the President said that we must emerge victorious, proving to the world that they REALLY want us to lose.
All while Nancy Pelosi sat there batting her eyelashes incessantly like a damn cyborg.


46 posted on 01/24/2007 7:03:48 AM PST by JerseyDvl ("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can you imagine how much money you would make if you were the official psychiatrist of the Rat Underground? You would work 20 hours a day, seven days a week.


47 posted on 01/24/2007 7:05:41 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are correct. He said it wrong.

It's supposed to be Demonrat

-Eric

48 posted on 01/24/2007 7:05:55 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
"Mainly though, they just have a pathological need for adrenaline."

Then to get their heads clear, they offset the adrenaline with quantities of legal and illegal drugs.

Teach a liberal a thought, he will parrot it mindlessly for a day.
Teach a liberal to think and he will vote Conservative the rest of his life.

49 posted on 01/24/2007 7:07:13 AM PST by HangThemHigh
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To: USMCWife6869
Can anyone explain to me why they view it as such an insult? I never knew it was that big of an insult to them. I would love to know why.

It's nothing more than yet another demonstration of the powerlessness of the DUmmies.

Those in power currently are a slim majority of regular Democrats on one side, and decent civilized people on the other side; the DUmmies can claim membership in neither group.

But the DUmmies want SO BADLY to "count."

In anything, anything at all.

And so while this is essentially a pretty meaningless semantic issue, the DUmmies make a big deal out of it.....because the DUmmies think they have the power to change it.

Bah humbug.

50 posted on 01/24/2007 7:07:23 AM PST by franksolich (mellow, sitting back, relaxing, watching the show)
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