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DUmmie FUnnies 01-29-07 (William Rivers Pitt Slams 9-11 Truthers)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 29, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/29/2007 4:31:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The whacky conpiracy theories of the 9-11 Truthers are like the flypaper of the Left. Like flypaper, the tinfoil hat theories attract swarms of Leftwingers with its allure. However, also like flypaper, the Loons quickly find themselves forever stuck to those nutcase theories. The ordinary DUmmie or KOmmie posting wildly from Mommie's basement probably doesn't mind being forever tagged with the "Truther" label but I predict that many future Democrat politicians and careerists will find themselves painfully unable to escape being stuck to the 9-11 tinfoil theories. Someday a Democrat senatorial or maybe even presidential candidate will have to confront the inconvenient truth that that they were a Truther. Of course, their media allies will claim that they are being "Swift Boated." However, the loon label is sure to stick. Of course, there are some Democrat wannabees that are looking to the future and distancing themselves from the 9-11 Truthers. One of them is Pied Piper Pitt who is desperately trying to mainstream himself from himself just enough to become a media pundit as you can see in this Boston.Com news VIDEO where he is a member of a panel of commentators composed entirely of Leftwingers including the host. However, no matter how much Will tries to mainstream himself, he will be forever haunted by his past, particularly his "scoop" that Karl Rove has already been indicted last May 12. So Pitt not so subtly "slams" the 9-11 Truthers by criticizing their spelling. Of course, being a moral coward, Pitt self-righteously proclaims that he is just concerned about the spelling but even the DUmmies can see right through him as you can see in this THREAD he authored, titled, "'9-II Was An Inside Job' - the sign behind the speakers at the rally." So let us now watch Pitt slam the Truthers in a pathetic attempt to mainstream himself in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary or your humble correspondent, thinking that Pitt sinking himself just prior to his cancelled 2003 CNN INTERVIEW might make for a great retro DUFU, is in the [brackets]:

"9-II Was An Inside Job" - the sign behind the speakers at the rally

[Posted William Rivers Pitt with a definite agenda way beyond mere grammatical corrections.]

Memo to sign-maker: the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice.

[Memo to will-pitt: we can already see you coming from a mile away.]

Not ones. I's.

[And you needed to post a new thread just for that tidbit?]

Do better next time.

[Do better next time trying to conceal your agenda, Pitt. And now we see even the DUmmies can see where Pitt is REALLY coming from...]

Better Still. Learn the meaning of the word priority and skip the banner altogether.

[Pitt trying to mainstream himself enough to become a TV pundit is a priority for him.]

There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

[Don't ban ANY of them. The public needs to see your lunacy.]

9/11 is on-topic - this is the 9/11 war. Afghanistan, Iraq - politically infeasible without 9/11. 9/11 given as justification for the entire "Bush agenda", NSA surveillance, PATRIOT Act, "enemy combatant," above all: Iraq. There was the worst and most important conspiracy theory in its impact: Cheney's, that 9/11 was related to Iraq. No 9/11 or equivalent provocation, no Iraq. Thus only by forgetting very recent events and causality can we pretend that 9/11 is not relevant to the antiwar protest. Only by exposing 9/11, in fact, is the antiwar movement going to reach the majority who just see little reason to fight the war, even if they are against it.

[A 9-11 Truther steps up to speak the MIHOP/LIHOP talk.]

George W Bush provoked the 9-11 attacks. The 9-11 attacks appear blowback for failed US-Taliban oil and gas pipeline diplomacy and the subsequent Bush threat to invade Afghanistan before 9-11.

[This 9-11 Truther's tinfoil hat is glowing red hot.]

See post 16

[Said Pitt.]

See post 16

[Repeated Pitt.]

See post 16

[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]

See post 16

[Droned on Pitt. And now (drum roll) we come to the infamous post 16...]

Am I dissing the movement? Calling them tinfoilers? No. I'm saying proper spelling is important. If you believe in the movement, it should be important to you, too. Can't sell anything with a bad advertisement, and what is that sign but an advertisement for the movement?

[Posted Pitt rather disingenuously.]

You have a history of dissing the movement.

[Replied the DUmmie, not believing Pitt for a moment.]

should we dig up some your posts in the 9-11 forum?

[GASP! You are actually proposing to quote Pitt himself to prove what a hypocrite he is?]

Just like "Karl Rove Has Been Indicted" has become the freeper version of "conspiracy theory" - thanks a lot. Your assistance to GWB and his henchmen is duly noted.

[And don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies. Pied Piper Pitt's contribution to our comedy material has been duly noted...and appreciated.]

No, TruthOut and Jason Leopold are our "Morans" If credibilty issues so concern you, I suggest you buy a f*cking mirror.

[Thus we see Pitt's dilemma. He can't criticize other DUmmies without the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name being brought up.]

Sounds like you're an aspiring editor, Will.

[He's an aspiring pundit thus his desperate attempt to mainstream himself so he can continue to appear on teeeeeeveeeeee.]

One of the issues I have with some of the "marches," is that they are co-opted by people who have no sense of priority and who lack focus on the "mission."

[Like A.N.S.W.E.R.? Oh and now the official disclaimer.... Pied Piper Pitt never had any contact with A.N.S.W.E.R. despite the fact that he helped organize the now forgotten September 2005 Washington rally for which A.N.S.W.E.R. had all the permits. Even though A.N.S.W.E.R. basically controlled that entire demonstraion, Pitt never ever even talked to them due to the fact that he was hermetically sealed in a giant body condom which kept that nasty A.N.S.W.E.R. away from him.]

Will just likes to try to throw his snide comments in from time to time.

[Will always has an agenda...except when he goes on a drunken post Bukowski rant in the early A.M.. Then the truth sneaks out of him in a nasty way.]

I'll let his words speak for themself

[Uh-oh, Will. Stand by for a heat blast from the DUmmie furnace.]

WilliamPitt
Sat Sep-30-06 04:17 AM
Response to Reply #17

19. The 9/11 story rots and as long as kooks like this control the "movement" (and they do), the truth will rot right along beside it. I've tried, for years. But I won't go where these people live. I won't do it. Only a fool follows a fool.

[And that was posted in the early AM so we can be sure this was the REAL Pitt posting. Those drunken rants sure provide great insight into the Pied Piper. And here is another Pitt post from that same THREAD while Pitt was still thoroughly PUI (Posting Under the Influence)...]

Because it f*cking bothers me.I'm telling you, most of what I get comes from that realm. Day after day, 50 to 100 emails a day. This crap above is tame by comparison. If someone can believe in nukes at the Towers, that means (to me) they were an easy sell on the controlled demolition stuff, the missile-into-the-Pentagon stuff, etc. I want no part of anything a person like this might buy into. This person is the reason why the Brooklyn-Bridge-for-sale joke was written in the first place. You shouldn't be asking me why I have a problem with it. I should be asking your "movement" why the most dominant voices are also the most deranged, uncredible and spastic.

[So we see what is REALLY behind Pitt's snarky comment. And it's not just mere concern over correct grammar.]

Get out of the sign-making business.

[Posted Pitt, continuing his thin facade about being concerned about mere grammar.]

I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist.

[A DUmmie shoots a cannonball over Pitt's stern.]

ouch!

[It was a painful shot to Pitt's ego.]

That's going to leave a mark! LOL

[Pitt will anesthetize the wound with copious quantities of Bukowski's brew.]

Okay now that you have made your grammar/syntax Nazi point how about addressing her point about YOUR WORDS?

[Time for Pitt to perform the turtle in the shell routine.]

"Only a fool follows a fool."

Sorry Will, but as far as this particular subject goes, all I can say for you is.....You must spend an awful lot of time looking at your own backside when you walk.

[Pitt has been looking at his own backside since May 12...and before.]

You should get into the business of addressing your own words Instead of cheap-shot diversion. You have 24 business hours to comply.

[Pitt will send you a telegram from lockdown on the 4th floor of the Paxton Boggs building.]

I can think of much, much more embarrassing mistakes to make. I've lurked for a long time and remember something about some erroneous "breaking news"

[The breaking news about the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name.]

Funny, coming from a "truthout" guy ... Please Mr. Pitt, tell us what we should protest, and how it should be done.

[Please, Mr. Pitt. Tell us how to stumble home from Bukowski's at 4 A.M..]

for someone who avoids actually discussing the topic, you have a pretty big mouth.

[Which is why Pitt has already disappeared from this thread. Mentioning the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name to Pitt is like holding up a bunch of garlic in front of a vampire.]

It's usually the one's with the biggest mouths that have the biggest problem with denial when it comes to 9-11. When you have something relevant to add Will, I'll listen. Until then, you can go back to sleep. For at least 24 business hours

[Pitt will be indisposed at Bukowski's for the next 24 business hours.]

Hey, maybe they were drunk. I hope they weren't egomaniacs, though. That combo is just about useless.

[Ouch! It is going to take a lot of Bukowski's brew to ease the pain from that shot!]

I was more surprised about the signs behind the stage advertising Answer's march on March 17th, with their website on it.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt never ever had anything to do with ANSWER. Ever!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 911truthers; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; pitt; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist.

pitt gets no respect...again.

21 posted on 01/29/2007 5:25:09 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, maybe they were drunk. I hope they weren't egomaniacs, though. That combo is just about useless.

Ouch! Dog pile on Will the Thrill! I'm always amused that Pitt seems to think that everyone will just suddenly forget his role in Fitzmas.

22 posted on 01/29/2007 6:05:23 AM PST by beans36 (It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas...)
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To: gate2wire

Pitt's whole shtick is mainstreaming himself just enough to get on teeeeeeveeeeee as a pundit. That is why he is so adamant about not having anything to do with A.N.S.W.E.R. at the September 2005 DC rally despite the fact that A.N.S.W.E.R. ran that whole show.


23 posted on 01/29/2007 6:13:48 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist."

Love those DUmmies. Grammar, syntax and chronology means this is somewhat FUnnie.

This DUmmie has a plan! First a lousy speller and "then" a lousy journalist.

Looks like this DUmmie is halfway there!

24 posted on 01/29/2007 6:20:33 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Next step...bad journalism! You have an interview with Katie Couric this afternoon.)
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To: mikrofon

Actually, I believe this is a reference to faux-journalists (but full time communists) Jim Moran and another (Tom?). Both worked for ABC radio but I'm not certain if they are related.


25 posted on 01/29/2007 6:23:17 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Kind of like how "Olbermann" is a synonym for "fugly stupid".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't those truthers know that TRUTHOUT.COM was registered one day before the 9/11 attacks?

How did Truthout KNOW?

Could it be that Father Benjamin told them?

[Add twilight zone music here]

26 posted on 01/29/2007 6:36:06 AM PST by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: PJ-Comix
"9-II Was An Inside Job"

Should read: "IX-XI Was An Inside Job"

27 posted on 01/29/2007 6:38:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Roman around.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice.

The characters you have on the podium are even FUnnier.

28 posted on 01/29/2007 6:41:59 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Strange characters.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the letter "I" printed twice.

Pitt prints the letter "I" 50 times, every paragraph.

29 posted on 01/29/2007 6:44:02 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (It's all about Will.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fitzmas? Did someone say something about Fitzmas? Is it coming? I just put all my decorations away because it never came!
30 posted on 01/29/2007 6:45:00 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
Better Still. Learn the meaning of the word priority and skip the banner altogether.

An Inconvenient Truther.

31 posted on 01/29/2007 6:47:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt's priority is to not be tarred by association with complete nutcases.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

Bad Pitt is a banner banner.

32 posted on 01/29/2007 6:50:06 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bummer.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pitt was really excited when he thought Aaron Brown was going to have him on his show. He might have gotten on had a troublemaker not informed Brown's producer, with Pitt's own words, that Pitt was a whackjob. DUmmyville was not happy.


33 posted on 01/29/2007 6:50:59 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
George W Bush provoked the 9-11 attacks.

"Provoked"?! He ORDERED them! MIHOP! MIHOP!

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

34 posted on 01/29/2007 6:54:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
See post 16

That's post XVI.

35 posted on 01/29/2007 6:57:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (For all you Latin-Americans out there.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The 9-11 attacks appear blowback for failed US-Taliban oil and gas pipeline diplomacy and the subsequent Bush threat to invade Afghanistan before 9-11.

I hadn't heard this piece of idiocy before. I wonder how they document this "threat"?

36 posted on 01/29/2007 6:59:37 AM PST by SoothingDave (Are you on the list?)
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To: PJ-Comix
See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . .

See Pitt trying to cover his posterior.

37 posted on 01/29/2007 7:00:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt trying to maintain his Pied Piperness.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh my! Will Pitt getting his but handed to him by a bunch of DUmmie Truthers. How embarrassing for him!


38 posted on 01/29/2007 7:01:00 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"9-II Was An Inside Job" - the sign behind the speakers at the rally

[Posted William Rivers Pitt with a definite agenda way beyond mere grammatical corrections.]

Memo to sign-maker: the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice. Not ones. I's.

When I first tried to type on an old manual (around 1971), I couldn't find the '1' key. I had to ask my dad who said it was the capital 'I' key.

39 posted on 01/29/2007 7:10:06 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Am I dissing the movement?

Yes.

Calling them tinfoilers?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

I'm saying proper spelling is important.

Now you're trying to recant your not-so-veiled dissing of the Truthers, so as not to piss off a large portion of your Pied Piperees.

Pitt OFTEN has to recant--without actually admitting he was wrong, of course--in order to save face and to advance his favorite cause, namely, Will Pitt.

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!

40 posted on 01/29/2007 7:14:00 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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