Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 03-16-07 ("10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction")
Posted on 03/16/2007 6:37:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
I love the response from the Left when we show what they are really like. It consists of outrage about daring to question their patriotism. However, take a look at this PLAN put forth by Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. who WORKS in the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University. The dopey Rectenwald "Plan" basically consists of Chekhist revenge against the Republicans. May we NOW question your patriotism? Apparently this clown Rectenwald has made the rounds of the various talk shows in the past including Scarborough Country on MSNBC and Alan Colmes' radio show. What is interesting is that what Rectenwald proposes is what many university professors and media types think but dare not say (yet) in public. So let us now read of Rectenwald's BDS plan of revenge against Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Carnegie Mellon University has a psychiatric institute, is in the [brackets]
10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction
[10-Point Plan for Rebuilding your Sanity after Severe BDS Attack.]
Bush has blown up the world. Now the onus is on Democrats to say how they would put it back together. Nice move.
[Bush blowed up the world! He blowed it up real good!]
I say, resist and tell it like it is. The war and the domestic crisis are the messes that Georgie made. Here are the steps I suggest to remedy this terrible situation.
[Shrinks are standing by.]
1. Tell the people that George Bush and his friends are killers, liars, and thieves and that not only shouldn't they listen to him and them, but that they all belong in jail.
[That fairy tale is already being told in numerous leftwing blogs. In fact, that is the theme of about every other thread in DUmmieland.]
2. Get George and his friends out of the way -impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison where they belong. No more reason to be afraid of what they say, calling opposition 'cut-and-run' Democrats. Let them say it from prison and see if they can 'cut-and-run' from behind bars.
[Straight to prison. Do not pass "Go" (unneccessary trials).]
3. Get the people he deployed to the disaster out of the disaster.
[Is that you, Jack Murtha?]
4. Rebuild the US first. Rebuild the schools, roads, infrastructure, housing, education system, medical insurance and other needs neglected by the Republicans over the last eight years, as they went on their killing spree and spent all of our money.
[Should we also rebuild Carnegie Mellon University where they actually pay nutcases like you?]
5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.
[Won't there be even more Global Warming caused by the prison power needs involved in incarcerating tens of millions of EVIL Republicans?]
6. Revoke all the tax cuts made by the criminal Bush clan.
[How about if we just revoke your Carnegie Mellon salary?]
7. Remove all the "Justices" put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.
[Damn the Constitution! Full speed ahead...to Bolshevism!]
8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind.
[Were you part of the "mind-left-behind" scam?]
9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.
[That would be a dream leftwing Constitutional Amendment. Abolition of Republicans.]
10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.
[I'm wishing that your Carnegie Mellon job become a detestable relic of the past.]
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top 10 !!!!
The DUmmies are day dreaming again I see.
Once again, the fascists they fear the most should be the one looking back at them in the mirror... they are guilty of exactly what they accuse others of..
And which method do we use to reverse global warming? The manmade volcano spewing soot into the air? Dumping iron dust in the ocean to cause plankton to grow? Or the solar umbrella, made of trillions of Frisbee-like objects?
Word to your mama liberals - this is America. I'm perfectly within my rights to question your patriotism and you are perfectly within your rights to question mine. Get used to it.
I'm more than confident my words and actions speak well enough of me that I can pass the litmus test. Take your best shot.
"makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels. "
Slave holders were Democrats, stupid.
Your average university is an institution; unfortunately, the inmates run it.
That is exactly the political acumen I would expect from someone Instituted for Robotics.
Think DUke University. Those DUke profs who signed the ad attacking the Lacrosse players before there was even a trial are just like Rectenwald. The universities out there are full of Rectenwalds.
How can Marxism be any more transparent than this? These are the ramblings of a man in grave need of heavy sedation.
This is why there are so many DUmmies running around. The hate America/love communism bunch are brain-washing these minds full of mush by the thousands.
Rectenwald's views are VERY COMMON among university profs. The frightening thing is they are teaching this bilge to students.
Rectumwald sure is anal retentive. Notice how he harps on education as being one of the things Bush screwed up. I bet the Union he belongs to didn't give him everything he wanted.
Alan Colmes has a radio show? Who knew!
Congrats! I understand HotAir gets some serious traffic.
Make that "Comrade" Rectenwald.
Dummies are ceasing to amuse me..This is lunacy!! Their hatred is making them crazy.
Possibly a new cabinet-level department to regulate the sun's energy output. If they just can figure out a way to tax it too . . . ;-)
My 5 year old niece has a more realistic view of government than this idiot.
A couple of nukes on the world's worst trouble spots should get us close enough to Nuclear Winter to end Global Warming. Two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Actually, when they were afraid of global COOLING in the 70's, one of the solutions posed was nuking the polar ice caps so they'd melt quicker and the planet would start warming.
It's only wrong when Republicans do the firings.
"8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind."
Remind me again who wrote NCLB?
This dude needs some help.
How in the hell do people like this have enough brain cells to suck air?
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How do you reconcile that with "To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability." There is no "proper credit to my work" in the collective there, comrade. The government takes money from my work every paycheck without explaining their inteded use and without proper credit.
I wish I had the opportunity to be taught by one of these outwardly lunatic professors during my college career; it might have been amusing before dropping the class.
How? By nuking China and the third world? When addressing an issue, you always go for the low-hanging fruit first. In the case of the man-made global warming myth, you have to go after the countries with the greatest carbon emissions.
After step 1, nuclear winter will set in and we no longer have to worry about global warming. Problem solved.
Get FEMA out of New Orleans NOW.
Fella'd need a pretty big robot army to do all that stuff.
That really does help explain things. My first thought when reading this was wondering how this guy could be an engineer. Then I realized he worked in a University. And if he works in the English department that definitely helps make sense of this.
I followed PJ's link to that legitgov.org web site. He's found a gold mine for BDS material.
-impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison
see if they can 'cut-and-run' from behind bars.
I don't like to nit-pick, but there's no way an editor shouldn't understand the proper use of dashes and comma's. And, in America, we use double quotes at the first level.
Let's ask Richard MELLON Scaife for rebuttal.
Medicaid was not reformed. Medicaid is the welfare health plan--benefits for people who don't have to work for them. Medicare is the health care portion of Social Security--the retirement benefits that people who have worked for them won't get.
I love the way these Stalinists see no problem with locking away their political adversaries. Scary!
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