Posted on 07/02/2007 4:23:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"
Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate
Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS
Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!
The keyboard commandos at DUh act like it is a staple of Republican doctrine to not give pardons ever.
This is mine. But then, I’m still peeved about immigration.
Anyway, I don’t believe Libby committed a crime. I wasn’t on the jury, but what I’ve read leaves lots of room for reasonable doubt in my mind.
“Geez”, yourself.
Still, as I mentioned elsewhere, I’m not much inclined to give Bush the benefit of the doubt, just now.
HAHAHA!!! Liberals lose again!
I feel so smug and have a huge grin on my face!
“Well, let’s see if he can clear his name on appeal. Still, this is going to cost him a lot of money.”
Hope springs eternal. I’m wondering if his defense fund will help significantly with the legal fees.
I like the hyperventilation. "Let's have a massive march on D.C. right now! Millions of people in the streets! Occupy the town! Quit your job and go there! It's that important!!!"
Well, no, it isn't. The perfectly legal commutation of sentence of a fellow who never should have been tried, much less convicted, is a matter so minor it wouldn't have made the front pages under the Clinton regime. I'm guessing that most of the inhabitants of DU don't remember that because they were in diapers at the time. Some of them still are.
DU poster
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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