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Amish release BBC reporter
Zarr Chasm Chronical[sic] ^ | 7/4/07 | Keli Kilohana

Posted on 07/04/2007 9:36:16 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana

Amish release BBC reporter

Hooterville (Reuters) -

Alan Johnston, the BBC journalist held hostage by the Amish , was freed early on Wednesday after a late-night deal between the ruling Amishists and the Mennonite-inspired clan group that kidnapped him in March.

"It is just the most fantastic thing to be free. It was an appalling experience," he told the British public broadcaster from the home of local Amish leader Johannes Schwartz after his 114-day ordeal at the hands of the shadowy Army of Amos.

Johnston, the only Western correspondent based full-time in the troubled Hooterville, said he sensed his captors felt new pressure once Hillary Clinton started rising in the polls three weeks ago.

Describing it as the worst 16 weeks of his life and "like being buried alive" with "dangerous and unpredictable" captors, he later told a news conference with Schwartz: "It's almost hard to believe that I'm not going to wake up in that room."

He said he had twice fallen sick and was once chained for 24 hours but only in the last half hour did they "hit me a bit."

Johnston said he was kept in a shuttered room for the last 3 months of his captivity and could not see the sun. He was forced to eat chocolate and to make handmade furniture.


TOPICS: Government; Religion
KEYWORDS: amish; johnston
Are the Amish showing weakness?
1 posted on 07/04/2007 9:36:17 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana
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To: Keli Kilohana
He was forced to eat chocolate and to make handmade furniture.

Wow...they're rough.

2 posted on 07/04/2007 9:38:28 AM PDT by truthkeeper (It's the borders, stupid./LOUD and PROUD!)
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To: Keli Kilohana

Where’s Islam, the religion of peace, when we need them? ;o)


3 posted on 07/04/2007 9:42:48 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: All

They had me at “Amishists”.

HA!


4 posted on 07/04/2007 9:44:51 AM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: Keli Kilohana

Clever, clever girl.
Good stuff.


5 posted on 07/04/2007 9:46:31 AM PDT by Gideon T. Reader (DEMOCRATS: Not quite American. PALESTINIANS: A proud history of mindless violence since 1964.)
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To: truthkeeper
I know this is sarcasm......but.....the truth is...

I live in an Amish community.

It would be home made noodles, lots of dressing with gravy, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, black raspberry pie, and all topped with home made ice cream.

If an Amish person wants to degrade another community of Amish, they call them noodle-rollers.

6 posted on 07/04/2007 9:49:48 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent for the coming of the Lord is nigh!)
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To: Keli Kilohana

Of all this the most humiliating was his shirts had their buttons ripped off and replaced by hooks!


7 posted on 07/04/2007 9:50:12 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Battle Axe

Sounds like a little bit of heaven to me. At least you don’t have to hear the boom boxes driving by...ugh...


8 posted on 07/04/2007 9:59:47 AM PDT by truthkeeper (It's the borders, stupid./LOUD and PROUD!)
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To: Keli Kilohana
;-)

9 posted on 07/04/2007 10:02:48 AM PDT by XeniaSt (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: Keli Kilohana

LOL! Good one!


10 posted on 07/04/2007 10:03:48 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Battle Axe
Don't forget the whoopie pies! Makes my mouth water just thinking about them!


11 posted on 07/04/2007 10:11:10 AM PDT by Aunt Polgara
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To: Keli Kilohana

I thought I heard reports that it was runaway Quakers (the guys who invented and produce Quaker Oats oatmeal) who perpetrated this dasterdly deed. My dislike of Quaker Oats seems to be justified.


12 posted on 07/04/2007 10:19:36 AM PDT by 353FMG (Michael Savage is standing on my left..)
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To: Aunt Polgara
At the benefit auctions, which we have when ever there is a hospital bill, or a tragedy, there is a huge container of whoopie pies to be auctioned off.
13 posted on 07/04/2007 10:29:18 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent for the coming of the Lord is nigh!)
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To: truthkeeper

But there are vehicles with booming radios. They are the kids of the jerked over Amish. Those that leave the Amish and then have undisciplined children. You can spot them a mile away...and hear them.

I have also seen some of the rumspringen (teenage Amish) with fuzzy dice hanging in their buggies.


14 posted on 07/04/2007 10:31:30 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent for the coming of the Lord is nigh!)
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To: Battle Axe
I have also seen some of the rumspringen (teenage Amish) with fuzzy dice hanging in their buggies.

I saw a documentary on them once...very interesting. If you know, what percentage of those who leave end up coming back to rejoin their Amish communities?

15 posted on 07/04/2007 11:40:41 AM PDT by truthkeeper (It's the borders, stupid./LOUD and PROUD!)
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